DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlockedByDaylight]

How can a guy be such a fucking faggot, geez.

Yeah he definitely faked that tip. He was trying to make excuses about why he shouldn't count this stream for ending the streak, cuz Sparking Zero bad blah blah. Then he announced the surprise tip right after saying, "well guys I guess this is it, the streak is over" at the exact time he normally clocks out for dinner. We've seen hundreds of times that he's such a greedy pig that he'll wait overtime for people to guilt-tip him to hit goals. He must not have wanted to wait and just lied about an anonymous tip.

I'm sorry, but I really think that was the most obvious lie he's done in a long time. Again, anyone can watch that clip and see he's blatantly lying about the tip. I think he did it because he didn't want Doody and the trolls to have a one-up on him, and his ego made him lie so he could "win."

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phils team at first was full power Roshi, Super Garlic jr, Yajirobe, Burter and Dr. Wheelo, Yajirobe is considered to be the most broken character in the game atm due to having a healing ability and an unblockable super. Phil's strategy was to just flail around switching characters in and out, try to abuse sparking mode and wait until time out where because of his switching ion and out strat he would win because he would have more characters alive at end time.

Phil using the same strategy he had in MvC2, I see.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I hate DSP and will take my hats for it.

Not to speak for the whole thread, but I'd say nobody likes Phil, he is fundamentally unlikeable as a person.

Which has led him to hermit-maxxing with an unloving "woman" (patent pending) at his side and a dying cat for a son, all under a rotting hoarders dreamland.

Personally, I find the mentality ill losing money and trying to wear it as a badge of honour funny, even if you can factually show like 50 that came before just like them that were spat on, some are here for the excuses and web of retarded lies, it's all just one big funny cake, and each slice has a different flavour

 

[[TWU]]

Checked out, bobble head looking, zero contribution having puppet on the Kino Casino stream.

DOOO DEEEEEE still living rent free in the dilapidated mansion of Phil's atophied brain.

This brain melted mu'fucker has the audacity to cry 'ay-logs' multiple times these last few weeks.

The state of this dude!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

His entire life revolves around detractors and not letting them make fun of him. It’s absolutely beautiful.

That fake ass tip at the end was proof that at the end of the day, any negative opinion of him pinballs around in his head to the point where it’s either a win for him or a devastating loss.

This fat titted faggot really just lets everyone ruin his life 24/7 while most of us just check in, laugh and go back to living a normal life.

No one should ever feel bad for him either, since he’s a miserable toxic asshole who would 100% let everything around him burn to the ground as long as he’s ok.

We know he reads this too. So Phil, your wife is a fat whale (who no one wants to fuck) and your khantent is absolutely dogshit. Not meaningful. You’re a fat faggot (with bitch tits) and your hairline is fucked.

Have a great night Phil. (PPP and Warski are faggots too).

 

[dent_whisperer]

Phil being Phil once again shows his desktop. He really is a packrat, even in computer form. Or just retarded.
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Wish I was an Indian tech support scammer so I could get him to install teamviewer so I could go through his desktop files. Or maybe upload MEMZ and fuck his computer.

 

[NomineNemo]

We all know that the tip isn't a real organic tip but I'm willing to be that it isn't fake.
Philbert always lies but every lie, usually, has a nugget of truth from a gouty point of view.
Remember how he was trying to debunk the tip tracker for a few weeks a little while back?
He wants his dents to think that the tracker isn't accurate and that might be correct, however he wants them to assume that the tracker is over estimating his tips when the opposite might be true.
No one wants to stick around to watch his shit streams not even his whales I'm willing to bet, as such how much do you want to bet that his whales give him either a daily or maybe weekly tithe and fuck off after that, that he doles out to shore up his sinking ship?

 

[Iron Hamster]

kat is barely sentient. the horse does not care what the farmer does, as long as its feed and water are provided.

All I could think of was Morgan Freeman's voice while reading this

https://tryparrotai.com/video?id=w_f8qzdv68

I was listening to TBS earlier and it just came to me, DSP is the Poochie to Kino Casino's Itchy and Scratchy.

He's Poo-chie for his scat phetish.

Phil being Phil once again shows his desktop. He really is a packrat, even in computer form. Or just retarded.
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A bunch of archaic files and some PayPal trouble.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[johnkimble123]

His entire life revolves around detractors and not letting them make fun of him. It’s absolutely beautiful.

That fake ass tip at the end was proof that at the end of the day, any negative opinion of him pinballs around in his head to the point where it’s either a win for him or a devastating loss.

This fat titted faggot really just lets everyone ruin his life 24/7 while most of us just check in, laugh and go back to living a normal life.

No one should ever feel bad for him either, since he’s a miserable toxic asshole who would 100% let everything around him burn to the ground as long as he’s ok.

We know he reads this too. So Phil, your wife is a fat whale (who no one wants to fuck) and your khantent is absolutely dogshit. Not meaningful. You’re a fat faggot (with bitch tits) and your hairline is fucked.

Have a great night Phil. (PPP and Warski are faggots too).

It's telling that a whole new crowd was only willing to put up with Phil's antics for about 2 months, maybe 3 at most. And lets be real, the Kino followers are just as dented as Phil's, especially the ones that give them money too. Nobody with any prolonged exposure to Phil Burnell likes him.

The only thing you could really be MATI about with him is that he's failed in every aspect of his adult life and managed to not hit rock bottom. Most people don't get a break in life and can fail upwards. Phil has done it multiple times (ok maybe failing sideways, but still). That's the one area he gets me sometimes, where he whines about the littlest thing that doesn't faze most adults.

EDIT: And the one thing he likes to hold over people, that he's got a family, ha! His wife is too lazy & dumb to make it in retail, and too lazy & dumb to leave.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil wasn't faking tips for years which the bankruptcy and taxes proved. He could be now, but why? Phil makes a living crying poor 50 times per day, which supersedes "felting" Doody.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

He could be now, but why?

Phail said himself that he lies about tips. It had something to do with confusing da twollz.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Really, does anything need to be said at this point?

 

[RougeRed]

Phail said himself that he lies about tips. It had something to do with confusing da twollz.

I think he only said that because he wanted to pretend there was some obfuscation to his finances. He was trying to find a way around the "WWEC spending is exactly as much as he gets in tips" evidence.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Phail said himself that he lies about tips. It had something to do with confusing da twollz.

Ya many times this year specifically he has said these tips could be fake and you would and will never know. With how pathetic he has been trying to keep the streak alive I tend to support the fake tips stuff actually happening or him delaying tips until last minute to milk the paypigs especially this current streak where he had like 3 days of forced OT into huge anon tip after staring at chat for 10+ minutes.

Gotta remember 99.9999% of streamers just have this shit in plain sight and automated so while they could fake it its unlikely while DSP is the exact opposite because he wants his shit obfuscated and under his control.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Not to speak for the whole thread, but I'd say nobody likes Phil, he is fundamentally unlikeable as a person.

Which has led him to hermit-maxxing with an unloving "woman" (patent pending) at his side and a dying cat for a son, all under a rotting hoarders dreamland.

Personally, I find the mentality ill losing money and trying to wear it as a badge of honour funny, even if you can factually show like 50 that came before just like them that were spat on, some are here for the excuses and web of retarded lies, it's all just one big funny cake, and each slice has a different flavour

It's even worse now. He's completely unwatchable because he's boring now. Leanna left and he tried to clean up his behavior and reputation, only to remove everything that made him entertaining.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil wasn't faking tips for years which the bankruptcy and taxes proved. He could be now, but why? Phil makes a living crying poor 50 times per day, which supersedes "felting" Doody.

The easy answer is every number we have goes back to 2021, when he still had more views, and was on Twitch most of this time. And most of that was even when people were dumb with spending coming out of COVID.

Even with the passing through whales, the logic says it would be pretty hard to have similar numbers in tips with less viewers and less views. On top of the content being put out exponentially worse.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phail said himself that he lies about tips. It had something to do with confusing da twollz.

Phil has a few times in the past said he could be faking tips and there's no way we'd know. Which is obvious as he fully manually controls his counter now.

Even with the passing through whales, the logic says it would be pretty hard to have similar numbers in tips with less viewers and less views. On top of the content being put out exponentially worse.

Phil has always defied all logic when it comes to his paypiggies, though.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

If Phil can't hit the goal now that he's allowed superchats, memberships, and tips to all count, then he might actually be doing a bit worse than before his KC bump.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Really, does anything need to be said at this point?
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Everyone is a sellout but Phil.