Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Balloons: only good for fighting tanks? Think again! They're nature's perfect space decoy as well.
I hate to sperg again but Fat is just as retarded about space navies as he is about wet navies. Matching IR signature requires matching the "real" ship's power output. You can't fake energy. The decoy "balloon" would cost a good fraction of the real ship, making the entire idea unviable. As a real, presumably healthy BMI-having Sci-Fi author put it:
The final step for most people comes when they say "OK, so it will always be detected. I'll just launch decoys."
Unless your decoy has roughly the same mass of the ship it's duplicating, and the same engine, it'll be easy to discern. If it's lighter, and has the same acceleration, the decoy's engine signature (which is a function of the mass being pushed) will be dimmer. If it's lighter and has the same engine signature, it'll be thrusting a heck of a lot faster.
 
He posted his own craigslist ad correcTing the record. No, child. We are not "downsizing".
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Edit: he posted to threads and one of his followers has solved the case, turns out it was the Russians.
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I.....god my jaw actually dropped when I saw he was driven to NOCHILD the fucking troll craigslist ad to point out he is not infact downsizing with his own craigslist ad....

How the fuck does this creature exist?
 
Edit: he posted to threads and one of his followers has solved the case, turns out it was the Russians.
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Сначала шарики с краской, а теперь и объявления не работают, Пигмэн — чертов гений
 
I hate to sperg again but Fat is just as retarded about space navies as he is about wet navies. Matching IR signature requires matching the "real" ship's power output. You can't fake energy. The decoy "balloon" would cost a good fraction of the real ship, making the entire idea unviable. As a real, presumably healthy BMI-having Sci-Fi author put it:
Okay, but once you got the speed and direction in space, you don't have to use propeller as there is no air resistance or friction in vacuum to slow it down.
 
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Don't do this.
Ouch, my neghole!
Well, Brian Keene and Leslie liked it so harrumpf to you, stalker. Now I gotta think of something funny but compassionate to say (besides how funny it would be to be totally respectful and friendly to Milwaukee's greatest SF author considering what tweets are inevitably coming my way from him).
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Also, he didn't deny repeatedly being a belligerent dumbass in public. :)
 
why does he always put his fat face in the photos like a fucking woman? Oh, I answered my own question.
He is one of those types, the ones that like to let people know they are living a full life.

He spends most of his waking hours typing out the same handful of statements. But beside that, he is living the life we could only dream of.
 
Leave it alone and let the professionals take over.

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Lol.

I've said it before but these moments just reinforce how ridiculous his whole "cult of Nazi cyber terrorists" story is. Look at the names of the people screwing with him, the list includes multiple Sesame Street characters and someone literally called "Toilet." This is why he's laughed out of every court he's ever been in. Who could take this seriously?

Again, the Pests are not zoomer weens like the Daniel Larson kids following him around the city throwing drinks at him. These are grown men in their 30s and 40s tweeting from the shitter at work. It's just good old fashioned Internet hijinks but Rick thinks he's been marked for death by the Kremlin.
 
He posted his own craigslist ad correcTing the record. No, child. We are not "downsizing".
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Edit: he posted to threads and one of his followers has solved the case, turns out it was the Russians.
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Nobody could have predicted this, what with Brian threatening to expose the SFWA stuff. Fat never gets his peepee slapped down publicly and immediately gets a wellness check or Craig’s list ad.
 
I've said it before but these moments just reinforce how ridiculous his whole "cult of Nazi cyber terrorists" story is. Look at the names of the people screwing with him, the list includes multiple Sesame Street characters and someone literally called "Toilet." This is why he's laughed out of every court he's ever been in. Who could take this seriously?
Complete and pointless tangent, and I have probably mentioned it here before, but there's a Ghost/TrueCapitalistRadio esque blogtalkradio show (i.e. someone pretending with obvious kayfabe to be some larger than life cartoon character retard taking calls from an ever more absurd cast of trolls) which has become something of a guilty pleasure for me called TonyTalk in which a fatass italian-american retard with the voice of a castrato and who thinks hes cassanova is tormented by a vast array of trolls including neo nazis, black pimps, old timey plantation owners, every imaginable strain of gay guy (gay jewish businessmen selling tony branded farts in jars, gay cuban superheroes, gruff gay chain smokers, gay vampires, gay vampire-hunters, gay horses....) wanting to fuck him in the ass, his own clone, a demonic italian clown from hell named "Ragu the Shit Clown", and last but not least... his own toilet who regularly calls in to beg Tony to stop shitting inside him.

Seeing this shit play out in real life with fatrick has been fucking surreal. Like when its some sperg hamming it up for a couple hundred discord fans or less its pleasantly amusing, but see a man reduced to unironically arguing with his toilet is something else entirely
 
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Fat Rick Hoglinson's replies to the civilians + pests' replies to them.
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Rick falls for it. What a retarded fucking fat nigger with bitch tits :story:
edit: that's not actually niki's account, just an another pest larping as her
Does he really need to respond to obvious bait every time?
 
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