KF Guide to Woke Games

[Safir]

Living under communism does that to a people

Because Communists are based.

The Soviets keps all these faggots from legalizing faggotry. As soon as the USSR was destroyed, they went and legalized it (in Russia, too, we've only recently been able to purge most of the cum we've been forced to swallow).
The way politicians ex-Soviet states are trying to stem the tide of faggotry is threatening to defect from the faggy Europe to Russia. The literal spectre of Communism protects them still.
Polacks hate Russia but are relatively "based" (currently being pozzified -- note that the pozfaggot government isn't any friendlier to us).
Hungarians are opportunistic allies and are relatively "based".
Latvia and Lithuania is where all the (((Russian))) Soros pigs fled.
Georgia is leaning pro-Russia and just passed a fag propaganda ban, bypassing its anti-Soviet French spy of a president.
Estonia hates Soviets and is completely pozzed.
Hohols are too easy.

Canada (not ex-Soviet) is full of obviously anti-Soviet hohol Nazis in the government and look how it is.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

These games always have to shoehorn Muslim women in specifically. It’s almost like they recognise how suppressed Muslim women are specifically and include them for tokenism despite Muslims hating gays, trannies and black people. You never see these types of games include Muslim men for reasons that become obvious (harder to pander with a demographic that is uplifted by Islam).

It's the same reason lesbians are used to appeal to LGBT, men feel less threatened by women so simply make the women representative of the religion to sell the invasion as benign. Even if the actual percentage of female muslim immigrants/refugees is 10% of the total.

 

[LazyLizard]

i know it's an older game but i started playing Watch Dogs 2, people said this is suppose to be the good one, didn't hate the first one it was just meh, extremely underwhelming compared to what we were promised in the trailers. now the second one jesus christ, i'm an hour in and i already want to rip my ears out, the characters and story are so god damn cringe, how do people like this? how is this suppose to be "the good one"?

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

i know it's an older game but i started playing Watch Dogs 2, people said this is suppose to be the good one, didn't hate the first one it was just meh, extremely underwhelming compared to what we were promised in the trailers. now the second one jesus christ, i'm an hour in and i already want to rip my ears out, the characters and story are so god damn cringe, how do people like this? how is this suppose to be "the good one"?

People call it the good one because of the gameplay & just how much you can do in the world. The first game is the best one for story, atmosphere, non-wokery, the 2nd one is the absolute opposite in that regard.

 

[Gossip Avoider]

I always understood Watchdogs 2 as a parody of San Francisco and its subcultures. The most unhinged and hated character is a tranny, and the main antagonist is the caricature of a new age tech guru. One mission is showing "Google" as an adult day care center, etc.

My main criticism of Watchdogs 2 is that the plot doesn't go anywhere, and the dig keeps surface level, but for a joke on themselves (UBI Montreal) it was passable.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

a new garbage game released, that sbi worked on goes as expected

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

unknown 9 voice actor on diversity in the game. i think she forgot her talking points sbi told her to say

 

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Not mentioned about Unknown 9: Every new video card sold starting last week comes with a free copy.

They're literally giving it away and still can't break 200 users.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Not mentioned about Unknown 9: Every new video card sold starting last week comes with a free copy.

They're literally giving it away and still can't break 200 users.

like this here MSI Bundles Unknown 9 Awakening with AMD X870 Series Chipset Motherboards. if there isnt one already maybe someone should make a own thread for "Unknown 9: aWOKEning".

 

[SpookyObserver]

i know it's an older game but i started playing Watch Dogs 2, people said this is suppose to be the good one, didn't hate the first one it was just meh, extremely underwhelming compared to what we were promised in the trailers. now the second one jesus christ, i'm an hour in and i already want to rip my ears out, the characters and story are so god damn cringe, how do people like this? how is this suppose to be "the good one"?

Lmao people said this shit about The Surge 2 being better than the first, and it fucking sucks. The dialogue is awful and ALL tone is gone. Video games being whedonified is extra grating.

 

[hawkisnight]

I never cared if a character was nonwhite or a woman, but after finding this is for funding it has tainted those features and I think thats a dogshit effect of this system. It has removed the naturalism of it all. It has made devs make ugly character models likely a result of notes on designs in order to keep their higher ups in good standing with their funders.

Same here. I didn't care but know if I see a nonwhite or an ugly woman on the cover or in the trailer I just assume the game is shit and wasn't made for me.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

i know it's an older game but i started playing Watch Dogs 2, people said this is suppose to be the good one, didn't hate the first one it was just meh, extremely underwhelming compared to what we were promised in the trailers. now the second one jesus christ, i'm an hour in and i already want to rip my ears out, the characters and story are so god damn cringe, how do people like this? how is this suppose to be "the good one"?

If you feed someone dogshit every day in and out and nothing else they grow accustomed to dogshit.
So the second a plate with only half dogshit and a moldy biscuit shows up. That's a gourmet meal to them.
Games have become that.

Not mentioned about Unknown 9: Every new video card sold starting last week comes with a free copy.

They're literally giving it away and still can't break 200 users.

Reminds me of when they gave away Beyond Good and Evil with string cheese. Except that game was actually good.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Unknown 9 more like unknown game

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

TMNT Mutants Unleashed, for the modern audiences.

 

[Deus Exica]

now the second one jesus christ, i'm an hour in and i already want to rip my ears out, the characters and story are so god damn cringe, how do people like this? how is this suppose to be "the good one"?

It's the good one because it has a greater emphasis on hacking and stealth, is what people say. As an open world game it is pretty good at the core, but the out of control faggotry and insufferable millennial dialogue and peppy tone fucking SUCKS.

There's a mission where the characters unironically have a reddit tier "who would win, the predator or a terminator" conversation that lasts forever.

The first game was basically a John Wick game where you could make things explode with your phone but at least the tone was consistent. In 2 you can pull up, murder a bunch of FBI agents with a machine gun, then finish the mission and nobody will mention the killing spree you just went on.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Unknown 9 more like unknown game

Speaking of Unknown 9, one of the devs responded to a certain whiner (Berries and Cream) about bigotry and racism winning.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Speaking of Unknown 9, one of the devs responded to a certain whiner (Berries and Cream) about bigotry and racism winning.
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Faggotry and retardation have lost

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Speaking of Unknown 9, one of the devs responded to a certain whiner (Berries and Cream) about bigotry and racism winning.
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My heart feels fuller and stronger by the minute.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa Mercante and her creepy-as-fuck Antifa cuckold Dave Rivera (airbagged) are celebrating that in Black Ops 6 there's a female character that's "non-binary".

 

[Silver Higgs]

Most important thing in games is storytelling, mechanics, gameplay not how the character looks like.

Its a VIDEO Game. Video like Visual medium, how a game or character looks it is as important as the other components of a game, if you are skillful enough you can tell a story only using visuals. You can also use visuals to help people immerse in your story or invoke some sort of "Vibe". Dumbest example: A character has a scar on his face, how did he get that scar? you can let the viewer imagination come up with a story or you can show it to them or it can be a clue at how the world that the character lives in operate...

Jesus fucking Christ how can this retard say such a dumb thing, and he is a GAME DEVELOPER!?!?! Holy fucking shit man.