Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
thanks doodt 8)
I have spent my day making the clocktower dream house interior in Morrowind. I don't want to use the wand mod with it, because I'd like it to be a mod that doesn't need other mods. Buuuuuut, I added in a bunch of staves*. (Staffs?)
They do blunt damage TWU
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oven, cooking area
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juan and potion zone (the 6th house bells not included)
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hangout and sleepin place
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whole overview
I think I need a big dining room table or something in the middle? something to tie the room together, because it's very utilitarian right now, but I can't picture him using one? i'm not sure what to do.

*they're the closest to a wand in the game without mods, but there's specifically a wizard staff
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Looking good damn a whole player house. You should make a patreon and upload the mod there. Nexus mods have gone full SJW Woke.
 
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semitooth said:
Monday food hack
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Step aside, McGangbang. Cobes presents the McGangrape.
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Mushroom King said:
You know, that might be the most colorful, well composed food hack he's done in the last few years.

Is Cobes .. healing??
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Maybe it's because I've been a bit of a boglim myself today, but that looks really good to me.
He absolutely is healing and that's why we've been getting so much classic-style content. Thankfully it seems like people are encouraging him; he only shows approved comments on his videos but i know he still reads them all.
 
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bonified retard said:
He read "no sesame bun, slivered onions" as "no seasoned bun, shriveled onions" both times he read the receipt lol
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I had to do a double take when he said "shriveled onions". It's no "cheesy bites for the garlic empire" but it comes close.
NAL sent him some underwear that'll look way hotter on another of age, alive cisgender fangirl. And she sent back the knife he got her.
 
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Meat Streets said:
Bloating after death is horrorific. I've never seen a floater but I believe you on that. I don't even wanna imagine.

Josh is def bloated, not just fat. He is in liver failure, imo, not a doctor, just a concerned haydur.

Humans immediately equate that with death, bc that's where it leads. It ain't just water weight. Our boy Josh is down bad, between his health/alcoholism and A FUCKING VAMPIRE NAMED NAL THAT ONLY REQUIRES PERMISSION TO ENTER. And he gonna allow it again and she knows it.
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His bulgy eyes and puckered lips along with the receding greasy hairline that looks like it's actively falling out all trigger my "ooh that's a dead guy" instinct. It's strange because we have many other cows here that fit the bill but only cobra sparks that desire to run away and call the morgue.

It must be because it's combined with the abnormally unfortunate features he'd possess even without an alcoholic addiction, poor diet and lack of sleep.

If he stuck his tongue out and stared into the camera, then congrats. You've seen a submerged body. Same same.
 
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Molly Millions said:
He thinks theres going to be a next girlfriend :story:

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I dunno man, Porkney always seems ready to set him up with a new slag.
Honestly, I preferred Homeboy Scotty setting him up with nonexistent goth chicks over Porkney setting him up with psych-ward rejects so she's got drama to get involved in.
 
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Being honest I hope he doesn't partake in the trailer park's trick or treating, if they even have enough residents young enough to participate. Costumes aren't an issue since he does a mean cosplay as the homeless crazy guy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It's not the gaylog idea that he's a sicko because fuck sickos dood. It's not the booze or drugs because I'd expect some of the adults to party a bit too. But it's the hygiene toobs.
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I really do not like thinking about a pair of grubby mits such as these handling things that children, or anybody for that matter will come into contact with, let alone eat. I'm very rusty on the old lore but did he even say if he washed his hands or not after the tale of unclogging a Wendy's toilet with his bare hands and a small drink cup?
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