African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

This is pretty amazing. She photoshops a boarding pass so that she can sit in a better seat! That is honestly Einstein-level work for black people.


"Photoshop" might be giving her too much credit. Spirit Airlines is famous for being the shittiest airline ever, at least in North America. There probably was an TOS that said your seat may be changed depending on availability. She probably just took a screenshot of the original seat boarding pass then, got downgraded to Plebs and refused to sit for 3 hours with the common folk. If she modified the image, a true Photoshop effort of changing data it's usually a forgery charge depending on state.

I recently had friend of the family fly in with Lufthansa, Euro airline been around since 1953. They are generally regarded as a good airline, I doubt it matters but, he happens to have extremely high gov clearance on an international level for whatever that is worth. He buys his ticket weeks ago and they put him on stand-by like he just wandered in paid cash an hour before the flight was to depart. The commercial airlines are fucking awful to deal with but, normal people all understand they are holding all the cards, they don't like your outfit or attitude they toss you just for that and they have a right to refuse service . That's why niggers are constantly arrested in airports and we get all these awesome nigger airline chimpout police body cams, they think it's like public transportation where there is some inherit right to use their service, like a subway. I'd imagine you get really drunk and don't cause to much trouble in the subway nobody cares. Airport is debatable as a private establishment somewhere between a shopping mall and a courthouse. I think a normal human being sees armed police and metal detectors and realizes it's neither the time or place to fuck around with the airline or law enforcement. I really doesn't help their mental function they spent a couple hundred dollars on the ticket, even for the worst airline in the U.S. they expect to be treated as royalty. The normal person just wants to get to the destination and not play games over what seat they have if it comes to that. The nigger will go to jail and force the entire plane to de-board before giving up that faux leather seat and extra 6" of leg room.

Who else remembers that faggot pretending to be a woman mouthing off to airport staff? I actually fucking love the black guy who works the counter reminding him he's in an airport and his mental illness should not be rewarded.
 
the slave trade was a mistake, we should have just left the ancestors of Black Americans in Africa, would have been a lot better for us in the long run, from an African perspective I can understand like imagine its the late 1600s you are Chief Bongo Congo or whatever and these white dudes (actually mostly Jews) came offering OP Weapons youve never seen before you can use to expand your territory and in exchange you give the mysterious Long-Nose white people some inland degenerates that were already enslaved by your tribe, of course you are going to take the offer and let those Jews sail off with some of your former slaves, the mistake happened when these lazy plantation owners didn't want to pay white people to grow their shit so they bought these Niggers, its a prime example as to how unregulated Capitalism will gladly betray the white race if they can make/save money in the process
 
I can't find the post again, but someone mentioned a game where you search the most retarded but plausible names and 'arrested' and see if the name actually exists. I tried something so stupid it couldn't be real, yet lo and behold it was.
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Clown world is stranger than fiction.
 
Clown world is stranger than fiction.
I had to check, and yes; Shartiqua exists as well. 1729605064614.png
...apparently more than one.
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...certainly not what I'd describe it as.
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They just keep coming!
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I can't find the post again, but someone mentioned a game where you search the most retarded but plausible names and 'arrested' and see if the name actually exists. I tried something so stupid it couldn't be real, yet lo and behold it was.
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Want a truly impossible challenge? Try to find someone with a name like that that doesn’t have a criminal record. We all know blacks are more likely to commit crime but if someone names their kid that their odds of committing a crime go up 200%. It probably doesn’t even matter what race but I’ve yet to hear of anyone with a name like that who isn’t at least partly black.
 
Want a truly impossible challenge? Try to find someone with a name like that that doesn’t have a criminal record. We all know blacks are more likely to commit crime but if someone names their kid that their odds of committing a crime go up 200%. It probably doesn’t even matter what race but I’ve yet to hear of anyone with a name like that who isn’t at least partly black.
I can kinda accept "Shartiqua" you could make the argument that it sounds weird to us because it's a funny word in reletively modern English, but the name itself is foreign
Like Asian people with last names like "Dong"

What's by far trashier, and far faaaar more likely to be the name of a criminal, is someone who's named after a luxury brand
"Porsche" "Gucci" "Chanel"
Yes in rare cases those can actually be someone's real name, many luxury bands WERE named after a real person after all, but you can usually guess, when looking at the individual, that their mom was, in fact, thinking of a high end car or a bedazzled purse when naming her kid
 
I can kinda accept "Shartiqua" you could make the argument that it sounds weird to us because it's a funny word in reletively modern English, but the name itself is foreign
Those names are fully American, they just don't know how to spell or are trying to come up with a "unique" name. There should be a list of acceptable names so you're forced to pick one off it when naming your child.
 
It's always entertaining to watch when the apes get busted for the most basic of scams whether it's fake checks or hotel reservations or editing the page information on a plane ticket reservation to get a better seat. Someone put it on here way back but it was someone trying to cash an alleged unemployment check for over ten grand at a LIQUOR STORE. I don't know of any financial institution that let some rando walk in and think they'll get any money back off a ten grand check let alone some rag head hey buddy liquor store in the ghetto.
 
Even as a child I realized the whole "Nigger name" thing was stacking the deck against your son/daughter. It's like the exact inverse of Johnny Cash's "Boy named Sue" to name your child something so inherently narcissistic. I couldn't have been older than 9 years old, I really didn't grow up in a bad neighborhood or a rough school we had a few black students in class. We had one kid named "Pharaoh" as in "we was kangs." This was decades before the meme. Pharaoh was constantly getting into dumb shit and for some reason obtained/brought pornography to school, shockingly he was being raised by his grandmother. The most objectively dumb thing even for a 9 year old he did was refusing to accept how a US penny WAS was valued greater than a US Dime. Even for someone in 3rd grade I found that kind of odd.

Another winner was a "Michellaye" or something like Michelle with an "A" pronounced as vowel at the end. In grade school IIRC she would end up in the same class as I for years. She was famous for goofing off instead of paying attention to whatever the teacher explained, failing a test on the subject then crying inconsolably for 20 minutes. We were all just stupid children but, the teacher took extra time and would approach her and say "Sweety, I see how upset you are you failed this test, this is why I keep telling you, you really need to pay attention and stop goofing off during class time" 3 days later the teacher would be explaining the current lesson and she's joking and laughing about some shit with her friend seated next to her. I really don't give up a fuck if she made it to middle school or not, never saw her there. This "you need to stop goofing off and pay attention" private lecture that followed 20 minute of sobbing happened 7-8 times before the teacher just said fuck this, these other kids need to learn how to do fractions, I'm wasting my breath. "Michellaye"'s greatest hit was telling us all about the time her uncle or some family member committed armed robbery at liquor store and changed outfits and got away with it, keep in mind we were about 10 years old IIRC.

If I were a police officer and I pulled over a "pharoah" or a "shartesia", I wouldn't dare give any indication this effected my judgement but, I'd be probably putting in double effort to normal procedure.


Johnny Cash's "Boy named Sue", even if you don't love vintage country music as much as I do give it a try. This was played live at San Quentin Prison in 1963 as I recall.
 
Androgynous sheboon ejected from hospital due to TNB:

AH'M PREGNIT is the new female-specific form of incarceritis:
(Note the ugly cumbrella eyelashes)
(Also note that she tries getting away with a fake name that sounds like it came from the Star Wars Expanded Universe which is almost credible given she's a nigger but still fails)
 
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There was a black dude in my high school named Kenyon. His nickname, and the only name he'd answer to, was Waddymelon. He said his grams gave him the nickname and he really liked it (she was raising him).

He was a pretty good athlete, as I recall. Champion sprinter. No idea what happened to ol' Waddymelon after graduation, probably nothing good.
 
Of all the hobbies and interests I have, it has to be DragonBall that niggers obsess over. I cannot look for info on a DragonBall title without being assaulted by an endless sea of of obvious nogs, with a smattering of jeets, shitting up every fucking thread.
Looking for info on Xenoverse 2. The subreddits for the game usually have the answers I'm looking for without having to sit through some niggers youtube video, and what do I see?

1. Emoji spam and the obligatory black emoji just incase you weren't sure from all the 😤💯💀🥶

2. The absolutely retarded "ahh" slang, calling everyone Lil bro/blood/gang

3. Trying to turn a casual, arena fighter styled, mmo-lite RPG into a sweatlord competitive PVP game despite the entire thing revolving around PVE co-op. This is reflected in the almost total lack of balance anywhere in the game.

It's just so tiresome.
 
Of all the hobbies and interests I have, it has to be DragonBall that niggers obsess over. I cannot look for info on a DragonBall title without being assaulted by an endless sea of of obvious nogs, with a smattering of jeets, shitting up every fucking thread.
Looking for info on Xenoverse 2. The subreddits for the game usually have the answers I'm looking for without having to sit through some niggers youtube video, and what do I see?

1. Emoji spam and the obligatory black emoji just incase you weren't sure from all the 😤💯💀🥶

2. The absolutely retarded "ahh" slang, calling everyone Lil bro/blood/gang

3. Trying to turn a casual, arena fighter styled, mmo-lite RPG into a sweatlord competitive PVP game despite the entire thing revolving around PVE co-op. This is reflected in the almost total lack of balance anywhere in the game.

It's just so tiresome.

Serves you right for having a low IQ hobbies. Join a forum for tuba enthusiasts or meet up with your local Sir Francis Galton appreciation society.
 
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