Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

Another "Thick Thrift" appearance

Wow she's so out of breath just walking around
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She took it down.

That's a Public Storage (I know she mentions it in the video, but that's the actual name of the company), for what it's worth. You can tell from the orange doors.
Also, she bookended the video talking about being a single mom, as if this is a situation she would not be in if she had a man taking care of her.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I wonder what these hard lessons are.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

So her booth is the one with the red gingham tablecloth:


Which leads me to believe this rack beside a gingham table is her stuff:



And the majority of it appears to be a 3X:


I assume the clothes to the left of the 3X flag are 4x and 5x. I’m sure the 3X clothes are there because they don’t fit anymore, and the larger pieces, if they fit, are something she thinks she can overcharge for.

 

[Clotso Coof]

So her booth is the one with the red gingham tablecloth:

LOL, she's finally found her real crowd, her "amazing community": random fatties at a downmarket swap meet.

Ouch. Red carpet days are behind us.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I assume the clothes to the left of the 3X flag are 4x and 5x. I’m sure the 3X clothes are there because they don’t fit anymore, and the larger pieces, if they fit, are something she thinks she can overcharge for.

If the color/sizing is consistent then the light pink is 1x and the darker red is 2x. I found those in another frame of the video, but I couldn't use the clothing to match the racks.

To be fair, all of the racks carry tags of those colors (I saw 3 different racks with yellow 3x tags) and every table has the red and white picnic-checked cloths on them. No reason to assume all of that shit is hers. Plus not all of it is tacky enough kek

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

If the color/sizing is consistent then the light pink is 1x and the darker red is 2x. I found those in another frame of the video, but I couldn't use the clothing to match the racks.

To be fair, all of the racks carry tags of those colors (I saw 3 different racks with yellow 3x tags) and every table has the red and white picnic-checked cloths on them. No reason to assume all of that shit is hers. Plus not all of it is tacky enough kek

My Dearest Sir,

I haven’t seen any other clip, but there are at least two other booths that do not have red gingham (one is behind Tess’, but I think it belongs to someone else), so while there is a lot of red gingham in the clip, I propose that those are still from Tess’ table. I will concede the tags, but I think those few commemorative 1x and 2x items are even more pathetic than some 4x and 5x stuff that would make her some money.

Other, non-gingham booth:

 

[The Hardest R]

I wonder what these hard lessons are.

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The Dark Tubbers storyline arc we are about to witness will not disappoint. She is incapable of learning any lessons because she will refuse to check her massive ego. She talks about hard lessons but I suspect she will lay it all at the feet of others. In her mind, everyone has failed her ranging from fashion lines to her family to what’s left of her remaining friends, which is just Jolene at this point and even that is a stretch. Plus there will be lots of good old fashioned fatphobia claims.

I’d roll my eyes at her talking about blubbering at someone getting a forehead kiss but it reminds her of how alone and abandoned she feels. Of course, she doesn’t think at all about Rylee or Bowie. Go kiss Bowie’s forehead instead of feeling sorry for yourself, Ryann. The thought never likely occurred to her. She’s more mentally fragile than usual and I think she’s quickly headed for a mental breakdown.

I still laugh any time I see Tess Hoolliday. She is such a dim bulb.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She is trying to raise 389,220 dollars to move? I know SoCal is expensive but there are plenty of reasonable places she could get into for 10k. And she's not even in Los Angeles proper, but somewhere in Long Beach. Something seems fishy. Or scammy.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

And the begging starts!

 

[The Hardest R]

She is trying to raise 389,220 dollars to move? I know SoCal is expensive but there are plenty of reasonable places she could get into for 10k. And shes not even in Los Angeles proper, but somewhere in Long Beach. Something seems fishy. Or scammy

Hard lessons learned: zero

In her mind she thinks asking 3% of her followers to give her five bucks is reasonable. She expects to be showered in cash and then she can continue to live in fantasy on borrowed time for another couple years.

Also nice reveal that you’re living in a hotel right now, Ryann. Looks like she’s currently homeless.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She is trying to raise 389,220 dollars to move? I know SoCal is expensive but there are plenty of reasonable places she could get into for 10k. And shes not even in Los Angeles proper, but somewhere in Long Beach. Something seems fishy. Or scammy

Any social media platform will take their cut of those memberships. What she does receive will be taxable income, so she had better plan to reserve a good chunk of it to pay the IRS.

So if she needs $389,000, she's really going to need more like 6% of her followers to subscribe, and good luck with that.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

389,000??? Is she out of her goddamn mind? That's getting awfully close to half a million. Moving can't be THAT expensive. She's definitely lying about where all that money would go to.

 

[cactus]

389,000??? Is she out of her goddamn mind? That's getting awfully close to half a million. Moving can't be THAT expensive. She's definitely lying about where all that money would go to.

Or she's trying to buy a house outright because she's dumb and forgets property taxes are a thing. But that might be me being optimistic.

 

[The Hardest R]

I’m fairly certain the $389k thing is not based on her actual needs but just a calculation of a small percentage of her followers giving her five bucks. It’s never going to happen anyway because Tess doesn’t even propose to offer anything in exchange for giving her money. It’ll be jarring to her remaining few fans see her pretending to live in luxury and then an about face on how she actually needs donations y’all! for her and her son to live while posting a photo of them living in a hotel.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Tess is one of those people who equates dreaming with doing and thinks, she can will things into existence without any effort on her part.
Seems like her chickens has come home to roost and tubbers doesnt have a house or food for them. What a shame. The real sad part is, that theres a minor depending on her.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She implied she moved somewhere new, but her stuff is in storage and now she's talking like she needs a new apartment/house ASAP. I wonder if she's in an AirBnB or other temporary rental.

Something really bad happened to her finances recently. She's selling shit and panicking. Maybe she had one last cake John paying her rent and he finally dumped her for a new fatty.

 

[Umaibae]

One of the annoying fat bitches who went with her to Palm Springs a million lifetimes ago e-begged herself into buying a house because “finding a rental for a dog and a baby is hard.” I think I posted about her way back when.

Seems like Tess is hoping the same will happen to her.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

She is trying to raise 389,220 dollars to move? I know SoCal is expensive but there are plenty of reasonable places she could get into for 10k. And shes not even in Los Angeles proper, but somewhere in Long Beach. Something seems fishy. Or scammy

"Think of it as buying me a coffee - except it's cheaper than most coffees these days!"

$4.99 is cheaper than most coffees, hmm?

How telling that is. I'll admit I don't live in SoCal, but I don't believe for a second that cheap coffee doesn't exist there - the shit you can buy at McDonald's or Dunkin or whatever the regional equivalent is. The stuff that the typical American usually buys to get their caffeine fix on the way to work when they don't have time to make it at home. But Tess thinks the average coffee is some syrupy flavoured garbage from Starbucks. She's exactly the sort of person who wastes money buying those $7 drinks every day and thinks it's completely normal, isn't she?

 

[Amberglow]

The amount that she’s asking for, if that is the amount and not just a ‘fat finger’ moment mistake, is not enough to purchase a home in California unless it’s Bakersfield or some other cruddy outback. She doesn’t get it, she’s not even Victoria’s Secret fashion show fat, she‘s a novelty act and folks have moved on to other side shows.

 

[multiverse]

She is trying to raise 389,220 dollars to move? I know SoCal is expensive but there are plenty of reasonable places she could get into for 10k. And shes not even in Los Angeles proper, but somewhere in Long Beach. Something seems fishy. Or scammy

A move in SoCal costs nowhere near $380k. If you hire movers like other adults your age, and factor in first-last-deposit, a move between rentals will definitely cost you between $10-15k, which is exorbitant but nowhere near hundreds of thousands of dollars.

She's obviously in a hotel or AirBnB, and whatever place she was planning to go fell through. How is she so incapable of renting a new apartment?

Nana Beth (Ryann's mom) was the one who physically packed and moved a pregnant Tess, Rylee, Nick, and herself from a cramped one bedroom apartment to a rented two bedroom house in Long Beach.

When that fell through after Nick left, Tess ended up homeless and couch surfed at Jolene's one bedroom for an entire year. The only reason she ever left was because she had a sugar daddy who took care of the rental process for a new two bedroom apartment. Even having Rylee move out wasn't enough to bestir her to find housing. It took a man.

She's still sitting in her temporary rental, still waiting for Jolene or a trick to come and save her. I suspect she's in a severe credit crisis where her score is too low to secure housing on her own, and she's hit the limits of every card and can't get further credit line extensions. She certainly hasn't been paid in ages, so this hotel-motel saga is going to end with a bang.