Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

Enough so that dear feeder has had a couple angry outbursts about it in the Milton thread.

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It'd be hilarious how retarded these incels are if I didn't have to read their drivel. You know for a fact they're all blue collar retards who got "trust me bro you can make 6 figures working with shit-stained pipes in the trades!" instilled into them and now they're making 50k a year breaking their backs, and the only way they can avoid killing themselves is by trying to be in the know in politics/conspiracies.
 
Ah, good old John Rosemond. Do we have a lolcow of parenting thread? Because he should be in it. He's not as bad as the Pearls, but he's not someone I'd trust to even feed my cat.
While I may agree with some of his parenting advice, I could not care for his political views.


John Rosemond recently wrote a gushing article about Donald Trump, praising him as if he was the second coming. He has said more positive things about Trump in one article than even his own wife and two children. :story:


This is a man who constantly bitches about "these kids these days" and believes that the 50s were all rainbows and sunshine and never shuts up about how muh baby boomers are the best generation ever and that every generation after is literally Hitler. So no wonder why he loves Trump.


He also has a very uncanny resemblance to our favourite orange man.
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Hello, subscribers to my weekly Substack essay, which is generally about this odd thing American parents have been doing since around 1970: i.e., parenting. However, as I’ve told you before, I am occasionally caught in the grip of an urge to write about something else, the something else being either theology or politics or maybe even something else, like rock ‘n’ roll, which I played professionally for seven years and have immovable opinions about. If I write about something other than parenting, it will arrive in your in-box as a bonus, a freebie.

Today, which is Monday, the 9th of September in the year of Our Lord 2024, I am in the grip of an urge to write about Election Aera. Look it up. You may have noticed that in most states, there is no longer Election Day. Instead, there is early voting that begins on various days in various places. Because of early voting, we now have Election Aera.

“We should vote when we get back home to New Bern,” Willie told me today.

“Right. We shall.”

There is no point in us waiting because NOTHING on or within ten billion light years of planet Earth is capable of convincing me or Willie to vote for a Democrat for anything, even street sweeper. I was a Democrat once. I stopped being one in 1992, when it dawned on me, belatedly, that the Dems of 1992 were not the Dems of 1960, which is when I began developing an understanding of the difference between the two parties and, like my parents and grandparents and great-grandparents before me, said to myself, “Self, you are hereby a Democrat.”

Mind you, the Republican Party began slipping off its tracks in 1988, but the Trumpster rode in on his glorious red, white, and blue stallion, MAGA, to the rescue in 2016 or Willie and I would be expats by now. The people on both sides of the aisle who think they have been chosen by God to manage America hate Trump. They hate him because he speaks truth.

Anyway, I’m voting for Trump for the third time this year and I hope you will join me.

During today’s conversation, Willie raised an interesting point: Democrats are vehemently opposed to requiring people to show a valid government-issued ID to vote. Why? Simple. Because requiring a government-issued ID to vote means they, the Dems, will no longer be able to artificially inflate the number of votes cast for Democrat candidates.

Oh, the rascals say, they’re opposed to requiring government IDs to vote because it’s racist, but that’s not the reason. That’s just their favorite drum, which they beat as often and hard as they can. The real reason is because requiring government IDs to vote will mean that dead people won’t vote, a whole lotta people who are in this country illegally won’t vote, fictional characters from Jane Austen novels won’t vote, minors won’t vote, most felons won’t vote, and people who don’t have the mental competency to know who they’re voting for won’t vote…and fewer Democratic candidates will be elected to public office.

Four years ago, a few months prior to Election Aera, 2020, I overheard a Democrat talking on the phone to someone. He expressed great concern that the Republican Party was going to try to “suppress” the vote. The word “suppress” is a Democrat euphemism for preventing black people from voting. You’ve surely heard that Republicans don’t want black people to vote. Ha, ha, ha and a Great Big LOL. In 2016 and 2020, a greater percentage of black voters cast their votes for the Republican candidate for POTUS than, I think, ever. Democrats are losing their voodoo over black and Latino voters. Blacks and Latinos are waking up to the scam and coming over to the Party that has always represented their best interests.

Republicans don’t monkey with the vote. Democrats have been monkeying with the vote since Reconstruction. Literacy tests were invented by the Democrat Party. The Ku Klux Klan was an arm of the Democrat Party. In the last two presidential elections, the Democrat Party was responsible for certain voters in certain Northeastern states being prevented from voting by members of the Black Panther Party. The reason Richard Nixon was illegally denied the presidency in 1960 was because the Democrat mayor of Chicago monkeyed with the vote in Cook County. After being elected, John F. Kennedy incurred the wrath of the Democrat Party bosses because he would not carry out their orders. You may recall what happened to him, and you may recall that he was succeeded by a long-time Democrat Party Big Boss.

Anyway, don’t believe what you hear from the talking heads on the Left. As Jesus said of the serpent (aka, Satan), lying is their stock-in-trade. They’ve been lying for so long now, they don’t even know when they’re lying.

When you go to your local neighborhood polling place during this Election Aera, remember one thing: If Kamala Harris is elected POTUS, the four happiest people on the planet will be Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Ali Khamenei.

Also remember that even Bill Maher is coming to his senses, finally. That may qualify as a miracle.

Remember those things and mark your ballot appropriately.

And now, back to parenting. What an odd word, that.
 
It's funny how some of these boomers who support Trump probably told their kids to not believe what they read on the internet but believe anything bad about a politician they don't like because some guy on Twitter/Facebook said so
The kids believe it too. On /pol/ there are a million posts about a tweet from a "news source" about BREAKING NEWZ!!! and then you look up the account and it has 7 followers.
 
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Then everybody clapped. And then a bald eagle flew down, perched on an American flag, and said "Trump won in 2020". Then all of the Supreme Court justices came and said "Trump won" and Kamala was sentenced to change Biden's diapers for the rest of his life.

It's hysterical that anyone would believe that because if it actually happened, the Fox News hosts would've been the first to crow about it. Instead all we got was Bret Baier whining that Kamala called him out for the edited clip and and that she schooled him
 
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I was worried for a long time about Donald Trump, because I was worried that he would undermine America's global dominance in bombing brown people halfway around the world.

And then I remembered that Donald Trump still supports Israel, which means that our global legitimacy in bombing brown people halfway around the world is retained no matter who we elect.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can still go to sleep easier tonight, comfortable with this knowledge.
 
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Imagine how many the Thunderdomes bought
Trump and his retarded supporters are the gift that just keeps on giving. They are trying so damn hard to be relevant on the scene while royally fucking up in the process. Their conspiracies have been proven ineffective and flat out debunked.
Null going from being lightly anti-Semitic to Judaism's #1 defender is super funny. That said the entire "controlling the weather" stuff is peak if you enjoy old-school conspiracy theories.
Funny how these same people claim man-made climate change doesn't exist yet thinks the government can shoot lasers into the ocean and magically create hurricanes.
 
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