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Lucas "honor roll" Werner can't understand what an alogry is and he claims an Anin English?
As the kids say now: sus.
As the kids say now: sus.
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Counter argument: that Snake could charm a woman.Lucas *is* a talking snake. He may be the original from the Bible:
- Cold blooded
- Sits around waiting for food
- Tries to use food as a bribe to get vulnerable women to do what he wants
- So jealous of happy couples that he would happily doom humanity to break them up
- No sense of taste
- Claims to have knowledge of good and evil; only seems capable of evil
I'm getting some real art therapy day with Nurse Ratchet vibes here. What trash, while I have poor handwriting (all us doctors do) it really has low effort look, not just poorly done but not much time was put in. Perhaps it's all the time I'm spending with my youngest god kid but his little crayon scribbles and shit are well not good objectively, but you can see his tiny brain working and him working his ass off to get his motor skills down to create what he wants. It's actually very interesting to look at a pile of lines and stuff and see the creative process and passion in it.View attachment 6544812
Behold - this is what WA tax dollars are going toward. Paying to support a near 45 year old low IQ pedo that sits in a nursing home all day making these insane drawings. All while the price of food, housing and healthcare goes through the roof
Trump should take one look at shit like that and put it on blast as part of his campaign, promising to put an end to the government paying for criminals to do this shit all day. Plus trump becoming a secret wernologist would be hilarious. and you can just imagine the medias response if he somehow got outed for watching and shitposting about lucas. They'd screech about how trump sits around online laughing at a mentally ill disabled person while running interference and deliberately leaving out the part about lucas being a criminal, scammer and admitted pedo with a giant list of incidents under his belt
Based Fellow mechwarrior.i do not like Mechwarrior: Werner Edition. it's smug aura mocks me.
while the rules for it are very dumb and lack cohesion, narrative, or goals/objectives beyond "play a thing to do a thing" it feeds into his running theme of "feudal" life and technology. also note the repeat from previous board games with "power" or "empower". about the only thing lacking is nonsensical 50's throwbacks and molestation vibes. there's no end state and no starting states defined, not to mention what the purpose of the board even is.
I'm not all that surprised that lucas has a fascination with feudal societies. It fits with his mindset where everybody in society has their place and where retards and the infirm were cared for by their families. At least by the standards of the time. Though I suspect lucas would have been kicked out and left to starve rather quickly, probably trying to exploit whatever the church would give him. It also fits with his view that he's legitimately better than everyone else, even while being a hobo, because he views his family as rich and influential. As i've said before he would absolutely be an utter scumbag of a medieval aristocrat and son of some influential lord. He'd want to fuck all the peasant women, eat everything in sight and mock and threaten the peasants for daring to question him. I suspect he'd be even worse had he been born as the son to some high up cartel member. He'd be a fucking monster being raised by those kinds of people. But yeah, the elken lord thing really is how he sees himselfi do not like Mechwarrior: Werner Edition. it's smug aura mocks me.
while the rules for it are very dumb and lack cohesion, narrative, or goals/objectives beyond "play a thing to do a thing" it feeds into his running theme of "feudal" life and technology. also note the repeat from previous board games with "power" or "empower". about the only thing lacking is nonsensical 50's throwbacks and molestation vibes. there's no end state and no starting states defined, not to mention what the purpose of the board even is.
Speaking of art therapy, I wonder if lucas made any kind of macaroni and sparkly glitter art or whatever to give to myrna during her visit. Bragging about a popcorn necklace and an autographed game board he drew himself sounds like exactly the kind of thing he would do. Imagine how awkward that would be visiting a 44 year old man at the nursing home and getting a gift like that. Its something a preschool kid would do. Come to think of it i'm a bit surprised his homemade game boards don't have shit like glued on macaroni and glitter. Imagine the mess he'd make of the day room fucking around with glue and glitter and leaving the mess for the staff to clean up. It would be the toaster oven in the homeless shelter all over again, with him being told he's not allowed to do that shit anymoreBassomatic said:I'm getting some real art therapy day with Nurse Ratchet vibes here. What trash, while I have poor handwriting (all us doctors do) it really has low effort look, not just poorly done but not much time was put in. Perhaps it's all the time I'm spending with my youngest god kid but his little crayon scribbles and shit are well not good objectively, but you can see his tiny brain working and him working his ass off to get his motor skills down to create what he wants. It's actually very interesting to look at a pile of lines and stuff and see the creative process and passion in it.
The best part is he no doubt thinks he is putting tons of effort into it and is totally great at. Remember he is too stupid to even cook fries at mcdonalds properly. Something else trump can now hold over him in addition to having a hot wife, a daughter, billions of dollars, a job and a home of his ownBassomatic said:It's not like Lucas has anything else to do and he still half asses it. It's just amazing how lazy and stupid he is is.
That would be hilarious. Even better, if trump came out saying how great lucas is, which led to the media digging into lucas trying to figure out who this new friend of trump is and thinking it was trump just being nice to somebody who is obviously special needs.....only to quickly discover his history of pedo behavior, criminal acts, cp solicitation and general laziness, and the fact he's blatantly exploiting the system in WA for his own gain, only to put lucas on blast as a fellow creepy wannabe rapist by the democrats and media, the very democrats lucas claims to support and vote for. No doubt lucas would retcon the voting democrat stuff that we know never happened anyway. He would be furious at being called out as a creep, and a creep involved with trump at that by the dems. The performative male feminist shit would be tripled down on after an incident like thatBassomatic said:Personally, I think it would even be funnier if Donny was to say he loves Lucas. I can see it now "Lucas Werner? Great guy, The best, all my friends are great, great people, Lucas is my friend, great guy that Wern." (that's my best Donny impression) Having orange man take his side he'd have to deflect it or cave and simp. It would be hilarious to see all the zoomie baes who are totally credit card Bernie fans not date Lucas because he's homies with the Don.
He acts exactly like one of those PUA obsessed incels that thinks they just have to find the exact formula of how to approach and say a certain thing to women in a certain way and he'll be able to get anyone he wants like its a fucking magic spell. Except lucas applies that to literally everything he does. Its just far more evident in regards to women and his 'games'Bassomatic said:Lucas has some patterns and loops into them, he's probably is actually too mentally ill to even be autistic. But he really has these set things and feels mixing them over and over it'll work. It's very much a round hole square peg that he thinks he can just turn the peg over and try again with better results.
Lucas playing D&D with a group of speds would be a sight to behold. He'd come up with all kinds of utter lunacy and it would all be insanely long, like his exposition in wound. You just know there would be some kind of amulet of telomeres he'd come up with to allow him to woo some 20 year old big titted goth D&D players half elf thief character in a blatantly obvious attempt to woo her using the game, which would be instantly noticed by everyone at the table, make everybody incredibly awkward and uncomfortable, which lucas would entirely fail to notice in the slightest as he has less understanding of body language and social cues than any autist....and when the DM realized this he'd throw in something about lucas's telomere amulet being some kind of ploy to doom lucas and in reality being a cursed amulet of sex change that turns lucas's character into a girl. a creepy girl at that. Which would infuriate the shit out of him. You just know that would instantly turn into a screaming rage quit that would likely end with another trip to eastern state or an arrest. But an even more horrifying scenario would involve lucas being the DM in said game. Just imagine the creepy insane shit he'd come up with, especially if he thought it was being clever by playing favorites and attempting to woo said goth with his literary skills by inventing a bunch of unhinged nonsense that leads to a serious creeper level of simping. He wouldn't respond very well to being called out on that either. Especially by other malae players, who he would no doubt see as competition. After all lucas assumes any group of men and women doing anything together automatically means they are having sexBassomatic said:He's into a pre steam stuff, like his insane "clockpunk". I mean does Lucas even own a watch? Let alone a mechanical or auto? I mean in his defense, I can understand the draw of what all those gears look like moving. It's pretty amazing just rolling you wrist slowly can power a good time piece for a day or more, what if we made it giant? Also he's far from the first person to come up with things like large buildings or entire cities powered by winding gears. Anyone who's played D&D or some fantasy games it's a pretty common trope.
Lucas never considers any of that or thinks anything through to its logical conclusion. He just deliberately makes things a complicated and convoluted as possible and assumes that means its good. He even brags about doing that. Can you imagine if he'd gone into a game design course in college and submitted games like this as projects? He would not like the grade he would be getting or the instructors reaction to them. The constructive criticism would set him off. and if he had to go up and present said games to the class and fucked it up and confused himself about what the rules even were and what everything did like he did frequently in the videos he'd make a fool of himself in front of everyone and never hear the end of it. No way he wouldn't have ragequit college if he'd taken a course like that. To say nothing of the fact that most of those programs include at least a basic programming course and logic and problem solving course, both of which lucas would not be able to understand let alone pass. Basic programming logic would drive lucas nuts. If they threw in some recursion he'd blow a gasket. Lucas trying to understand recursion would be like watching a chimp try to program a VCR. No doubt he'd twist all of it around in his head and suddenly we'd start seeing bizarre ideas about while and for loops incorporated into his board games in insane ways. Like maybe rolling the dice, ending up on some random space on the board and having to keep rolling the dice in some bizarre irl while loop while the other player plays their turn to get some kind of points or some shit. It certainly sounds like something lucas would doBassomatic said:The game sounds very boring, if at all even playable. The main point of any game is to enjoy it and this sounds just dull. I'd also like to remind everyone Lucas doesn't understand things like play testing, and once got stomped at his own game by the homie Jamie (hallowed be his name) There's not his full schizo rules but, from what I'm seeing why would you even want a ship? It would take multiple actions got get one, with a lower move value, and needs another piece to even be placed. While the peasant is something you can more more and easier to get your hands on and they give same +1 bonus to the mech. I really want to know how a peasant is going to help a fully functional 30+ foot tall 65 ton Thunderbolt mech. I mean same with the fucking library, is all 95 tons of my Banshee mech going to really get so much stronger because I assume you threw some books? I can't see them helping much versus basically a sawed off battleship gun.
There was a definite vibe like that. Don't know for sure if it was her health or his that were fading faster but neither are likely in great shape.Anyone else getting “Last visit” vibes from mom?