Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Anonymus Fluhre said:
Doesn't the border patrol support Trump and will leave in droves if Harris is elected?
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Even if a majority of them support him, I very sincerely doubt we'd see a mass exodus should Harris be elected. The reason I have my doubts is the same reason I'm doubtful of the claims that the military and police won't follow orders to violate the rights of the American people if those come down: a known, dependable source of income/sustenance/homeostasis is far more important to basically everyone than ideology. This is why so many want to maintain the status quo even when they know it's fucking them over immensely.

Take Piggly Rick here, for example. If somehow he was informed that a government entity would by force of violence deny him access to social media and alcohol/goyslop if he didn't immediately start endorsing and praising Donald Trump, he'd immediately be in Trump's DMs begging to suck his cock while simultaneously xeeting that anyone who disparages him will enjoy prison.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Even if a majority of them support him, I very sincerely doubt we'd see a mass exodus should Harris be elected. The reason I have my doubts is the same reason I'm doubtful of the claims that the military and police won't follow orders to violate the rights of the American people if those come down: a known, dependable source of income/sustenance/homeostasis is far more important to basically everyone than ideology. This is why so many want to maintain the status quo even when they know it's fucking them over immensely.

Take Piggly Rick here, for example. If somehow he was informed that a government entity would by force of violence deny him access to social media and alcohol/goyslop if he didn't immediately start endorsing and praising Donald Trump, he'd immediately be in Trump's DMs begging to suck his cock while simultaneously xeeting that anyone who disparages him will enjoy prison.
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Well cartels seem to have been given the greenlight to start shooting at them when before that wasn't an option to them for obvious reasons. Likely another reason why Trump wants the military to help with the border.

The military will go after civilians if told to do so, however it will be up to the generals in charge. Many in the past claimed they wouldn't do so. The military can also now use lethal force against civilians when aiding the police however. Before it wasn't written that they were allowed to do so, but now it's been clarified as of last month that they can. This is for things like terrorism and what not though. Unlike what the Reactionary Right claim on Youtube who seem to think it's so that the government can help arrest normal law abiding citizens who disagree with the Left and a "clear sign of Communism!".
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Because derivative drivel sells. That's so well described that I'm sure someone helped him crib it.
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Meriasek said:
And comparing your shit to the Hitchiker's Guide, The Expanse, and Old Man's War? Fuck off even more Patso.
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Publishers nowadays outright want (often require) you to pitch your book this way: [Book] is X franchise meets Y franchise with a dash of Z...
It's a way to instantly gauge whether a book would have a market. Now it's another thing entirely that Rick's drivel is nothing like any of the examples mentioned. Not just because his is shit while the examples aren't, but also because they deal with totally different topics and plots.
 
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Crossover of the century :story:

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bortherman said:
Previous posts enquired about his representation with Russ Galen his agent

Here are his two emails to Russ asking for representation, The first is him trying to sell his Hitchhikers FanFic that would become GateCrashers (his first book for TOR).

The second email is for The Ark, his first published book for Angry Robots
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Why did he toss in that bit about BMI? It really seems to bother him. But the book, like Pat, may be massive, but it's mostly muscle, again, like Pat.
 
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bortherman said:
Here are his two emails to Russ asking for representation
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These are (unsurprisingly) AWFUL pitch emails. I am legitimately shocked he got anywhere with those.

I love that the odds were stacked against Pat ever being published but God made sure it happened so that we wouldn’t be deprived of the greatest IRL comedy perhaps ever.
 
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Summer of George said:
Why are his eyes all bloodshot like that?
- high blood pressure?
- screwy sleep schedule?
- he got cum in them?
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Because it's a shoop like the poster said.
John Andrews Stan said:
These are (unsurprisingly) AWFUL pitch emails. I am legitimately shocked he got anywhere with those.
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The publisher never saw those. Those are to his agent Russell Galen (most noted as Phil Dick's agent). I'm sure Galen did a better job pitching them than Fatty did writing them.
 
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AnOminous said:
The publisher never saw those. Those are to his agent Russell Galen (most noted as Phil Dick's agent). I'm sure Galen did a better job pitching them than Fatty did writing them.
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I like to believe Russell was drunk at a conference somewhere, in an argument about who the best agent in the business was, and he angrily said, look, check this faggot out, I'll get him a contract. Beat that!
 
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cooltext468790560419278.pngupdate: apparently Fatrick will not be No Childing or Enjoy Prisoning me for the Class 69 felony of tweeting at Brian Keene and then giggling off to the Farms when he correcTed the record instead of tweeting "ur fat lol".
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Meanwhile:
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Almost like he enjoys the """abuse""" from the funsters and polishes his faucet every time the toilet tweets at him. :thinking:
 
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CervixHammer said:
View attachment 6552627update: apparently Fatrick will not be No Childing or Enjoy Prisoning me for the Class 69 felony of tweeting at Brian Keene and then giggling off to the Farms when he correcTed the record instead of tweeting "ur fat lol".
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Almost like he enjoys the """abuse""" from the funsters and polishes his faucet every time the toilet tweets at him. :thinking:
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You served well brother
Now Rest In Prison
 
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bortherman said:
Previous posts enquired about his representation with Russ Galen his agent

Here are his two emails to Russ asking for representation, The first is him trying to sell his Hitchhikers FanFic that would become GateCrashers (his first book for TOR).

The second email is for The Ark, his first published book for Angry Robots
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Knowing who wrote these, the title “Hole In The Fence” immediately made me think Glory Hole.
 
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