Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[behindyourightnow]

Came across this pooner who claims to pass so well she makes "cis" women feel scared when they're alone out in public. So she made this cringy video explaining how she makes women feel safe:
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The L in this case isn't that the video is cringe AF (which it is) but that she honest to God believes she passes as a real man. If any woman sees her and feels afraid, it's because they know she's a mentally insane pooner, not because they mistook her for a man. The other L is that she's on T and still can't grow any facial hair.

Checking out her profile is a trip. In one video she talks about why she trooned out. Typical tomboy that got brainwashed in high school during covid lockdowns.

She legit goes to the gym not wearing a shirt and instead covering her zipper tits with surgical tape, you know, just like REAL men do:
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I'll give her this: she has some nice muscles and clearly works out hard. Someone should have told her she didn't need to poon out in order to go to the gym and get swol, though I'm sure pooning out made it easier due to the testosterone.

Here's her profile if you want to check out the rest of her posts: https://www.instagram.com/gray_vacc/

Imagine going through all that work only to combine it with the girliest short hairstyle imaginable.

I actually wonder whether she even has zipper tits though, I think maybe she just has really low body fat and very small breasts and that's why she's always covering them.

At best, she manages to look like an insecure 14-year-old boy:



And even then, it's only when you don't look closely and notice the broad hips and tiny hands.

It's such a shame. Why can't she just be a jacked woman who likes working out? Why base everything on a lie, and ensure eternal insecurity and failure?

 

[Internet Wizard]

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I feel like this is dangerous, particularly if you’re taking painkillers because your man boobs are growing too much.

This has to be fetish bait no other way around it

 

[grimacefetishist]

Its fucking crazy to see one of them get so fucking close to self awareness only to skitter away from the light like a cockroach when its disturbed.

Science experiments are exactly what SRS surgeries are, unethical medical experiments to be exact. Flaying a penis, stripping out the corpus cavernosum, inverting it and cramming the Frankensteined together results into a hole carved in the victims taint is on the same level as the shit they used to do to prisoners at Dachau or Unit 731 where they would deliberately induce hyperthermia or frostbite in a limb and then document how it rotted off, or infect someone with bubonic plague and observe the course of the illness hour by hour. There is no standard procedure for these things, every surgeon has their own way of doing it, some more established, like Thai butchers like Suporn who cozen the Troon at the introduction meeting and show their face at the clinic before they get put under, before handing the victim off to a trainee to botch, to the more uncommon and radical experiments like Curtis Cetrulo's unsucessful "delayed abdominal phallo" that left ElephantDick and her fellow Poons with a tentacle hanging from her waist.

Being a science experiment is the uncomfortable truth the all Troons desperately try to deny.

I don't even think it's an "experiment" as a venture to gather data, I think it's just straight up an attempt at eugenics. Even if the implications of memed on data sets about dysphoria and pathology aren't actually positive, it's not like fascism and eugenics are immune to feels before reals.

 

[CoolFool]

I actually wonder whether she even has zipper tits though, I think maybe she just has really low body fat and very small breasts and that's why she's always covering them

She had top surgery, the tape she's wearing is to help with the scaring. She mentioned it somewhere in her Instagram.

Imagine going through all that work only to combine it with the girliest short hairstyle imaginable.

She looks even worse in movies and in tagged images. That's where you can see how tiny and feminine she looks.|

Here's some more photos, even from behind she still reads as a woman:



What I find interesting is that she has a girlfriend, and the girlfriend seems to try really hard to get shots that make her "bf" look more manly:

But in candid videos, you see what she really looks like, a butch lesbian:

 

[Law]

WHY DOES HE KNOW HIS MOM'S CUP SIZE WHY.

Read the label when he stole her bra of course.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Sure, words do change all the time, but never has a word changed its definition to "anyone who identifies as [the word]". Weird how that argument only applies to words like man and woman, but somehow doesn't encompass "trans woman", which is allowed to have a strict, exclusionary definition. Anyone who identifies as a woman is officially a true and honest woman, but not everyone who identifies as a trans woman can be recognized as a true and honest trans woman - every time an actual woman claims she identifies as a trans woman, trannies inevitably throw a hissy fit.

Besides, if - as they often like to claim - "trans" is just an adjective like tall or black, why would the definition of the word woman need to change in order to include trans women anyway?

A tall woman- a female human whose height is larger than average
A black woman- a female human of predominately African descent the idea of race, especially taking geography into account, can be argued forever but this is an acceptable definition.
A lesbian- a female human who is homosexual
A transwoman- a female human... who is male?

Pooner passes for something normal I guess, but not ...
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I am 24 and 5 ft 4in. Every time I buy alcohol the cashiers are extremely suspicious and have even had me recite my address to verify. Today I was shopping with my gf (22) and she was paying so she gave her ID. The grocer told us that she had to carry out the groceries, I assume because he thought I was underage. I have been out and had people ask me about my “mom” when I was with my gf. I’m really tired of this and I just want to know what I can do to help with this. I really don’t mind being carded, but the added layer of suspicion is so frustrating. And the fact that people think my gf is my mom or whatever when she’s younger than I am!! I hate this!

What do I do? Should I be dressing differently? I can’t bind so I usually wear a big hoodie or sweater but does that make it more incriminating? Help!

Reddit -- Archive
Hundreds of comments.
Apparently a common pooner problem.

Recite your address

"Hey there, little fella! That's big boy juice. I'm gonna need you to tell me where your mommy and daddy live."

Came across this pooner who claims to pass so well she makes "cis" women feel scared when they're alone out in public. So she made this cringy video explaining how she makes women feel safe:
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The L in this case isn't that the video is cringe AF (which it is) but that she honest to God believes she passes as a real man. If any woman sees her and feels afraid, it's because they know she's a mentally insane pooner, not because they mistook her for a man. The other L is that she's on T and still can't grow any facial hair.

Checking out her profile is a trip. In one video she talks about why she trooned out. Typical tomboy that got brainwashed in high school during covid lockdowns.

She legit goes to the gym not wearing a shirt and instead covering her zipper tits with surgical tape, you know, just like REAL men do:
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I'll give her this: she has some nice muscles and clearly works out hard. Someone should have told her she didn't need to poon out in order to go to the gym and get swol, though I'm sure pooning out made it easier due to the testosterone.

Here's her profile if you want to check out the rest of her posts: https://www.instagram.com/gray_vacc/

"Dooods I pass!"
"What the fuck? Is that a skinwalker?!"

 

[Syikeblade]

G's and T's fighting

 

[Vampirella]

She got a big booty.

 

[Positron]

I would like to ask them "once you become a girl, what will you do then?" because I have a feeling that the honest answer would either be "I have no fucking idea" or to simply go back to watching porn.

The standard answer they give is, "I'll play with my boobs all day".

 

[Sean Andalou]

The standard answer they give is, "I'll play with my boobs all day".

Seems to be echoes of ancient Beavis and Butthead banter "If I were a chick I'd never leave the house" etc

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Came across this pooner who claims to pass so well she makes "cis" women feel scared when they're alone out in public. So she made this cringy video explaining how she makes women feel safe:
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The L in this case isn't that the video is cringe AF (which it is) but that she honest to God believes she passes as a real man. If any woman sees her and feels afraid, it's because they know she's a mentally insane pooner, not because they mistook her for a man. The other L is that she's on T and still can't grow any facial hair.

Checking out her profile is a trip. In one video she talks about why she trooned out. Typical tomboy that got brainwashed in high school during covid lockdowns.

She legit goes to the gym not wearing a shirt and instead covering her zipper tits with surgical tape, you know, just like REAL men do:
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I'll give her this: she has some nice muscles and clearly works out hard. Someone should have told her she didn't need to poon out in order to go to the gym and get swol, though I'm sure pooning out made it easier due to the testosterone.

Here's her profile if you want to check out the rest of her posts: https://www.instagram.com/gray_vacc/

Saying this as a uterus owner, if a man came up to me and said "I pee sitting down too." It would be creepy at best and harassment at worst. Like hi random woman, here's a quip about the way you pee because you have a vagina, do you feel safe? TiFs won't ever admit they're more misogynistic than actual men.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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I feel like this is dangerous, particularly if you’re taking painkillers because your man boobs are growing too much.

Keep in mind while you're reading this that this is a gross exaggeration of what's actually happening. Assuming this guy didn't just get implants, any "boob growth" is like maybe 3 inches of useless fat. Because of the drug cocktail fucking up his innards.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Keep in mind while you're reading this that this is a gross exaggeration of what's actually happening. Assuming this guy didn't just get implants, any "boob growth" is like maybe 3 inches of useless fat. Because of the drug cocktail fucking up his innards.

Moobs also don't grow by cup size. They're sad tubular things that can't fill out even a small bra unless the guy is obese.
This is a combo of manifestation posting+hoping other pervs will affirm that this totally happened to them too+typing with one hand.

 

[judegdubey]

WHY DOES HE KNOW HIS MOM'S CUP SIZE WHY. Also no one needs to know about him playing with his man titties.

Read the label when he stole her bra of course.

I was just thinking surely the only way he'd know his mums bra size is from stealing her undies.
No idea if a daughter is likely to know what bra their mum has but no normal bloke wants to know let alone discuss on the Internet what bra size their mum is!

As for him getting chuffed to be able to play with his own ties... Just remember it's not a fetish guys!

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Dick got cut off, can’t orgasm. I wonder why?

It's astonishing how easily troons will give up orgasms. As a man, you can make jerking off last three minutes or thirty depending on your mood. Even if they actually became women, which of course they don't, women's anatomy doesn't allow such an easy ticket.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's astonishing how easily troons will give up orgasms.

They think they get super duper hyper mega earth shattering full body orgasms after genital mutillation. The enternal myth of the full body orgasm is still being told in tranny hugboxes.

women's anatomy doesn't allow such an easy ticket.

If you are a woman, you should seek a gyno because there is something wrong. If you are a dick haver then you don't know anything about women and pleasure.

 

[monstrous bubo]

No idea if a daughter is likely to know what bra their mum has

Dunno about other lady Kiwis but I never knew her size. When I was still living at home our bras were different styles, so it was easy to identify mine in the laundry basket without looking at the label. I had no curiosity about it. I have no idea about other women’s either, although I could have a guess if they are outliers. But then again I haven’t spent years masturbating until my brain turned to mush, unlike this T&H woman.

 

[Weebtard]

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G's and T's fighting

The Gs hate you now that you're a lesser womanmimic because Gs like one thing: cock. and Trooncock is often either soft and unable to get hard after years of E, or it's been mangled to become a neorotcunt. Most of the time gays only hate a man for a few reasons: he's too ugly to fuck, he's too pretty to fuck but they cant fuck him, his dick is too small, his dick is useless (Trannies).

Oh right, and sociopolitical reasons. trannies are venom to the LGB. predatory males under the guise of women and have brought LGB acceptance, specially G acceptance, down by a lot. the Gs are also to blame for thinking acting like STD-ridden cumdumps in public is fine, but the Ts have been the ones leading the battalion of reasons people hate faggots now more than ever. EVEN SOME WOMEN DO! WOMEN! WOMEN!

 

[Randomrando]

No idea if a daughter is likely to know what bra their mum has

I have no clue what size bra my mother wears nor do I think I've ever known/asked/considered it.

But also trannies lie about everything so I wouldn't be surprised if he just saw a larger chest and told himself "oh those are definitely HIJK sized knockers I'll have LMNOP sized titties too!"

 

[Sean Andalou]

No idea if a daughter is likely to know what bra their mum has but no normal bloke wants to know let alone discuss on the Internet what bra size their mum is!

The only other thing I can think of, is the mom talked about her bra size a lot.
I conclude stealing mom's bra is the likeliest explanation.
That includes temporary stealing where he put it back after .. ahem .. using it.