Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ibeatmywife said:
I feel like it's easy to judge clint which I can and have done before but reality is alot of people in his situation would have just thrown josh out on his own and he'd either be dead, in jail or homeless and likely getting into far worse shit than he does now. All things considered it could be argued clint is doing alot more than most would.
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I hadn't considered that, you're completely right. Someone has to be doing all the paperwork, all the bills, etc. Maybe I'm being hard on Clint.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
I feel like it's easy to judge clint which I can and have done before but reality is alot of people in his situation would have just thrown josh out on his own and he'd either be dead, in jail or homeless and likely getting into far worse shit than he does now. All things considered it could be argued clint is doing alot more than most would.
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I've said as much earlier in the thread and I'll say it again without powerleveling too hard but taking care of an addict with a mental health issue is hard enough as it is on people with resources. For all of his flaws and mistakes, Clint is still a good father who tries to do right by his retarded child. He's only human and I don't fault him for wanting to focus on his own life when he has a son who can scrape by in life without killing himself, despite all of his vices, because you CANNOT force an addict into rehab and you CANNOT force someone with a mental psychiatric diagnosis to go to therapy, what makes you think you can force a boglim to become a model citizen when he can't even tell sweet tea from regular tea apart at Wendy's.
It's a meme that Clint is a bad dad for not sending Josh to a group home but again I wish to stress that you can't force someone to take their medicine or wash their clothes, or stop shooting ropes of cum on the carpet because it's goth as fuck.

Josh is beyond lucky that he has a father like Clint. A lesser man would have and should have washed his hands of the bog problem years ago. People have cut contact to family members for less.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
More like a goodwill airsoft she thought would work, or a mystery gun she happened to find behind Walmart.
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Lol, thats possible, could always find a Hi Point near the dumpsters. I mean she could buy a gun FROM Walmart like a Ruger 22 or a shotty... though I think filling out the backround check form might be too much for her. Legit. She might answer yes to the questions that auto disqualifiy you from purchasing a firearm. And if she shows up drunk, they probably won't sell one to her.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
She might answer yes to the questions that auto disqualifiy you from purchasing a firearm
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Given her whole demeanor, I think the sellers would deny her. She's the woman who went to the ER, and said she's been sick for four months, without much explanation. She can't ever finish a thought, or make a coherent story.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Given her whole demeanor, I think the sellers would deny her. She's the woman who went to the ER, and said she's been sick for four months, without much explanation. She can't ever finish a thought, or make a coherent story.
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Yeah. That isn't good buisness to sell to a person like her. She'd be setting off red flags and any sane seller would cancel the transaction. I mean she's literally threatened to kill her ex. I doubt her mental state in public while dealing with people is any better.
 
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CumBsCPCollection said:
When is the last time Cobes talked to/hung out with any of his merry band of misfits? There's too many to remember, off the top of my head: CoolTaste, Rasta Jeremy, Homeboy Ian, DarfLiny, WarLord, GoldFinger, etc
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A year or two ago, there was a stream on some guys channel where Homeboy Scotty made a very rare appearance and if I can recall correctly, he said something to the effect of:

Josh is always going to be my homie…but hanging out with him is hard, bro. He watches porn and youtube all day and he doesn’t really do any conversation. Being his friend is hard too because he’s always got some internet drama going on and you always end up being in it. You try to give him some advice to avoid it or make things better but-he’s like a mule, he’s impossible. He’s so stubborn he doesn’t listen to anyone. I just don’t wanna deal with all of that anymore and it’s nothing against him but it’s just a hassle I don’t wanna have, bro.
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Last I heard Scotty was actually trying to put his life together in an earnest way and this just seems to be the crux of the issue. Josh is always going to be Josh, there might be a new pizza topping or a new wand add-on but he’s never going to progress beyond the point he’s already been for a decade or more because he is perpetually 15 years old.

The homies move on with their lives. They grow as people and change. Some of them might grow as people and find themselves with responsibility, some might grow as people and find themselves in a jail cell. They are changing regardless and they don’t really wanna hang out with a guy who’s forever 15, shut in his house, showing them lesbian pornos at noon on a Sunday. The old homies are just gone and they ain’t coming back.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I've said as much earlier in the thread and I'll say it again without powerleveling too hard but taking care of an addict with a mental health issue is hard enough as it is on people with resources. For all of his flaws and mistakes, Clint is still a good father who tries to do right by his retarded child. He's only human and I don't fault him for wanting to focus on his own life when he has a son who can scrape by in life without killing himself, despite all of his vices, because you CANNOT force an addict into rehab and you CANNOT force someone with a mental psychiatric diagnosis to go to therapy, what makes you think you can force a boglim to become a model citizen when he can't even tell sweet tea from regular tea apart at Wendy's.
It's a meme that Clint is a bad dad for not sending Josh to a group home but again I wish to stress that you can't force someone to take their medicine or wash their clothes, or stop shooting ropes of cum on the carpet because it's goth as fuck.

Josh is beyond lucky that he has a father like Clint. A lesser man would have and should have washed his hands of the bog problem years ago. People have cut contact to family members for less.
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I often wonder what the Clint critics would do in his shoes besides "throw him a group home". They always act like everything is so easy and are never parents themselves, let alone with one that's legitimately mentally handicapped.
 
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charlesdickens said:
I often wonder what the Clint critics would do in his shoes besides "throw him a group home". They always act like everything is so easy and are never parents themselves, let alone with one that's legitimately mentally handicapped.
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Not to mention he's in Wyoming, an extremely rural and low-population state. The resources for someone with Cobes' issues as an adult are minimal, let alone as a child.
 
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Hard R said:
i agree. clint has said and done dumb shit over the years and deserves ridicule for it but a bad father he is not. unironically a good dad
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Its election time in the US of USA, so Clint being a leftie draws some hatred from some types.

He does appear to try, and he has done a lot for the boy. Not to mention, Cobes is very shitty to his dad quite often. Mocking him when he had a bar car accident, having a fantasy of his Dad breaking down in tears over finding Cobes blood covered corpse if he killed himself with his blunt sword.

Clint is a bit of a tard himself, but he does love his boy and continues to look out for him as best as he can. Cobes is a fucking shit son, more than just his disability.
 
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NAL doesn't have the executive functioning skills to plan and effectuate a cross country assassination without direct involvement from someone like oinkers or other deranged alog. I'm sure there are real life counter examples im unaware of but it's hard for me to see any of those faggots knowingly being an accessory to murder. Or much, much more likely - her own suicide.

And speaking of Oinkers, if any of you autists are still trying to figure out who he is... have you thought of just chipping NAL 20 bucks on cashapp or w/e? I bet she would tell you if you asked nicely, she felt very entitled to his continued paypigging and was furious when he withdrew support.
 
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I don't think NALs threats are to be taken seriously unless she continues to repeat them a number of times over a number of days. She was drunk at half asleep when she made those threats right, after a wommart adventure, and it was the only one time?

Repeated threats over time is incredibly stupid, but she is incredibly stupid.
 
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