🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[hawkisnight]

Well, DSP does suck less than Ralph at video games. Ralph is just legitimately bad. He got skunked at MK10 by Jim, couldn't beat the first level of Mario Bros., tried to attack a Barbarian with his settler in Civ 6. Ralph's gaming skills makes Phil's look god tier

I saw him "play" tropico. He's not even bad. He's like a granpa who never played video games in his entire life.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

O god i forgot about the Mario debacle, it's up there with Mike Matei being so drunk he can't finish the first world of SMB... And that Civ game will never NOT be funny. Let's hope he tries to become this gayme streamer.

Axchtually, it's surprising that Ethan havent gotten himself that Harry Potter game just to spite Neigh.

He did buy it iirc

But Ralph isn’t going to switch to gaming because people will criticize him for being a complete retard and have ebbidance of him being fully retarded. Clippers would send him into a hollering constantly. Plus it interrupts his true passion in life: silently watching YouTube clips people pay him to watch. DSP for all his faults can manage to play a game and keep up with constant commentary during a game instead of sitting there silently like what Ralph would do feeling his brain overheating from the 2 brain cells he has being tasked to the limit.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I saw him "play" tropico. He's not even bad. He's like a granpa who never played video games in his entire life.

He is like a pig, looking at a screen. Maybe he has some pig ideas. Maybe that's the best he can do.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's strange to me, you'd think being a bullied little fat kid with no friends in the 90s, that he would have been a prolific gamer, but based on his lack of any intuitive skill, maybe he spent all his afternoons knocking holes in the wall. Could also be the drugs, the booze, his inbred Arkansas genes or a litany of other reasons as to why he sucks at every game he plays.

It's because he sucks at literally everything.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Hilariously Piggertits began his grift off GamerGate, an event about video games is also quite funny when you think about it. He’s an atrocious gamer. The best he could do is sportsball simulations and even at those piggyboy sucks.

I'm still convinced the only reason Ralph got involved with GG was to scream about women. He's not nor has he ever been a gamer, gaming means nothing to him.

 

[Major Child]

Think of the Fun you'd have dressing up as HITPIG for children's birthdays, rolph.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm still convinced the only reason Ralph got involved with GG was to scream about women. He's not nor has he ever been a gamer, gaming means nothing to him.

Basically. Iirc he only got in because he spammed his stupid blog everywhere on the chans at the time when GG stuff was being taken off so people went somewhere. Metokur being Metokur would show up on his shows helping boost everything too.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy confirms that Balldo has been grounded by the State of Minnesota, he's the governments bish now. I'm sure Balldo is thrilled that piggy publicly humiliates him.

Edit: Extended rage pigging in the replies

 

[Spergichu]

He is like a pig, looking at a screen. Maybe he has some pig ideas. Maybe that's the best he can do.

Herdin' the pigger cattle, herdin' the pigger cattle...

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Piggy confirms that Balldo has been grounded by the State of Minnesota, he's the governments bish now. I'm sure Balldo is thrilled that piggy publicly humiliates him.

Pack it in boys. The guy so pilled out of his mind it takes him 4 days to travel from one city to another told us Rekieta isn't high. Case fucking closed.

 

[sillybillyguy]

It's strange to me, you'd think being a bullied little fat kid with no friends in the 90s, that he would have been a prolific gamer, but based on his lack of any intuitive skill, maybe he spent all his afternoons knocking holes in the wall. Could also be the drugs, the booze, his inbred Arkansas genes or a litany of other reasons as to why he sucks at every game he plays.

He would sit at home and watch day time soap operas with his mum who hated him.

 

[BigPeanut]

Page 1776, ralphatriots stay winning.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I'm still convinced the only reason Ralph got involved with GG was to scream about women. He's not nor has he ever been a gamer, gaming means nothing to him.

The only time I can remember Ralph playing any video game was when he tried Civ 6 while pilled-out of his mind and quit after 5 turns because he failed to capture a city using his settler.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's strange to me, you'd think being a bullied little fat kid with no friends in the 90s, that he would have been a prolific gamer, but based on his lack of any intuitive skill, maybe he spent all his afternoons knocking holes in the wall. Could also be the drugs, the booze, his inbred Arkansas genes or a litany of other reasons as to why he sucks at every game he plays.

He spent all his youth years incinerating and hanging puppies, snuffing prostitutes behind an Arby's with Ronnie and getting shoved into the closet by Stacey, hence his rampant piggy misogyny.

It's because he sucks at literally everything.

Well actually...
Yeah that does include Ronnie's rooster.

 

[Windy Moors]

Pretty sure this is why he wanted to have Vito on to talk comics. While it's in it's dying days Ralph will try and hitch his gunt on the comics gate grift wagon.

Oh please let him draw a comic, preferably in crayon. It could tell the tale of how he fled to Mexico, the heartache that followed and the hollerin for 1 dollar donos.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Oh please let him draw a comic, preferably in crayon.

Nah, he would just start a feud with Eric July, toss a few hard r's his way and then wonder why nobody cares.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The only time I can remember Ralph playing any video game was when he tried Civ 6 while pilled-out of his mind and quit after 5 turns because he failed to capture a city using his settler.

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We have a Game Gunts thread for Ralph's video gaming experiences. Shame so much of it is lost content.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/game-gunts.89224/

 

[HackerX]

The only time I can remember Ralph playing any video game was when he tried Civ 6 while pilled-out of his mind and quit after 5 turns because he failed to capture a city using his settler.

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It wasn't even a barbarian horde??? He immediately started a war with a city-state before establishing his own city and his settler absconded to Geneva. The Gunt civilization was not long for this world.

 

[Near]

The only time I can remember Ralph playing any video game was when he tried Civ 6 while pilled-out of his mind and quit after 5 turns because he failed to capture a city using his settler.

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That's just incredible.

This nigger generates 0 science per turn with his entire existence.

 

[Bepis]

Hear me out, Ralph. Play Rimworld on stream. Losing because you did something stupid is half the fun with that game.