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[Screamer_2]

Faith on Before the 90 Days learns her boyfriend is also a bottom.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Gay man is expert on vaginas and female masturbation? TIL.

No. I did not make that claim nor would I need to be an 'expert'.

My claim is that it is easier (that is, happens more often and takes less time) for men to orgasm than for women ("easy orgasms"). The empirical facts are that men definitely do orgasm more than women in heterosexual, familiar partner encounters. I can find no research on frequency and time to orgasm comparing males and females masturbating, which presumably would more strongly reflect biology.

But sure, if it makes you feel better, there are no sexual differences between men and women, my trans activist in Christ. You didn't make that claim, actually, but then I never claimed to be an 'expert' on female masturbation.

 

[frippery]

No. I did not make that claim nor would I need to be an 'expert'.

My claim is that it is easier (that is, happens more often and takes less time) for men to orgasm than for women ("easy orgasms"). The empirical facts are that men definitely do orgasm more than women in heterosexual, familiar partner encounters. I can find no research on frequency and time to orgasm comparing males and females masturbating, which presumably would more strongly reflect biology.

But sure, if it makes you feel better, there are no sexual differences between men and women, my trans activist in Christ. You didn't make that claim, actually, but then I never claimed to be an 'expert' on female masturbation.

You can orgasm in thirty seconds flat as a woman with the right tools. You can also drag it out for as long as you want, just like a guy. It's a totally different ballgame than sex with a partner.

 

[Cock-Eyed Squid]

No. I did not make that claim nor would I need to be an 'expert'.

My claim is that it is easier (that is, happens more often and takes less time) for men to orgasm than for women ("easy orgasms"). The empirical facts are that men definitely do orgasm more than women in heterosexual, familiar partner encounters. I can find no research on frequency and time to orgasm comparing males and females masturbating, which presumably would more strongly reflect biology.

But sure, if it makes you feel better, there are no sexual differences between men and women, my trans activist in Christ. You didn't make that claim, actually, but then I never claimed to be an 'expert' on female masturbation.

According to one study by Journal of Sexual Medicine with 2,304 female participants, it takes about 7 minutes on average for a woman to orgasm during masturbation.
Other studies say that average orgasm time for a man during masturbation is 5-7 minutes so masturbation time is actually one of the things that is similar between the sexes. Either way though, it's a moot discussion anyways as a lot of troons who go through with cutting their dick off admit that their libidos are dead through hormone use or simply mental illness. It's the ones who already had sex lives that end up regretting it the most.

 

[judegdubey]

Thought I was passing well, then got mistaken for a lesbian​

The title says it all..

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMventing/comments/1g91f0f/thought_i_was_passing_well_then_got_mistaken_for/

Spoiler: Text

So I'm a year on T, my voice is nice and deep now, most strangers I meet gender me correctly, and I've been pretty confident in my passing, for the most part (I still have some sources of dysphoria, like my hips and chest and bottom dysphoria, but when I hide all that with baggy enough clothes I feel good.)

The other day though, I was waiting for my partner at the train station, wearing one of my favorite outfits (it's one that I usually feel like makes me pass really well, and includes my band-patch battlevest that I've made myself) and there was a homeless woman there who saw my patch jacket and complimented me on it. We started talking, and while it was really hard to understand her a lot of the time because she had a smoker's rasp so heavy she could barely speak above a whisper, I got the impression she thought I was a really butch lesbian. I didn't really get an opportunity to correct her, either.

I've been kind of fucked up about it ever since. It's kind of shattered my perception of myself and my confidence in my ability to pass. The best case scenario I can think of is that she saw the trans patches on my vest and assumed I was transitioning in the opposite direction than I actually am, but that feels like a bit of a stretch. I don't even know how to comfort myself about it.

For reference, here's a picture of me; this is almost exactly the same outfit I was wearing at the time, minus the patch jacket:

So the poor little fella has been fucked up ever since, how will she cope through such hardship!



I guess at first glance she might appear to be some soy filed ugly 14 year old boy but soon as you took a proper look you notice her effeminate features.
And for a possible bonus L are they track marks in the crook of her arm?

 

[monstrous bubo]

And for a possible bonus L are they track marks in the crook of her arm?

Probably eczema

 

[Procopius]

I'm counting this as an L, 'cos they've clearly conspired with a pap photographer here. It's not really actual news. The Portuguese troon who won UK Big Brother some twenty years ago was pictured in the Mail in a series of bikini shots. Middle aged Dad Bod ahoy.

Big Brother's Nadia Almada stuns in a skimpy blue bikini amid six stone weight loss as she soaks up the sun during a trip to Gran Canaria​

By Chloe Louise For Mailonline
Published: 19:08, 23 October 2024 | Updated: 19:53, 23 October 2024

Big Brother's Nadia Almada stunned in a skimpy blue bikini amid six stone weight loss as she soaked up the sun during a trip to Gran Canaria.
The reality TV star, 47, was crowned champion of series five in 2004 and made history as the first ever transgender contestant to star on the Channel 4 programme.
And she showed Spanish holiday makers that she is feeling fabulous as she sported a royal blue two-piece as she strutted about the beach.
After taking a dip in the ocean, she flaunted the results of her new gastric sleeve while taking a relaxing beach-side shower.
She looked sensational in her jewelled beachwear as she was seen cleaning the salty water out her blonde-hightled locks

Big Brother's Nadia Almada stunned in a skimpy blue bikini amid six stone weight loss as she soaked up the sun during a trip to Gran Canaria

The reality TV star, 47, was crowned champion of series five in 2004 and made history as the first ever transgender contestant to star on the Channel 4 programme

And she showed Spanish holiday makers that she is feeling fabulous as she sported a royal blue two-piece as she strutted about the beach

More than 20 years on from her win, Nadia revealed she has slimmed down from 17st 6lb down to 11st 8lb after being a 'fully-fledged carbo-tarian.'

The star recently took to Instagram to reveal her slimmed down frame after dropping from a size 20 to a size 12 as she wowed in a black swimsuit.

Speaking candidly about her decision to undergo the surgery, she told OK! Magazine that she was eating an enormous amount prior to the surgery, despite being a vegan.

Nadia explained: 'I was a fully-fledged carbo-tarian.

'It was so bad that I’d eat two large pizzas with three sides in one night – and that was meant for a family of four. It’s crazy.'

She continued: 'I was a size 20 and a shadow of my former self.

'I had no stamina, no energy, no vitality – and there was a higher risk of having major heart problems or a stroke from the weight that I’d been carrying.'

The TV star also joked she couldn't wear heels due to the swelling in her feet but now feels she has had a 'fresh beginning.'

After taking a dip in the ocean, she flaunted the results of her new gastric sleeve while taking a relaxing beach-side shower

She looked sensational in her jewelled beachwear as she was seen cleaning the salty water out her blonde highlighted locks

More than 20 years on from her win, Nadia revealed she has slimmed down from 17st 6lb down to 11st 8lb after being a 'fully-fledged carbo-tarian'


The star recently took to Instagram to reveal her slimmed down frame after dropping from a size 20 to a size 12 as she wowed in a black swimsuit (pictured left and pictured in October 2023 right)

Speaking candidly about her decision to undergo the surgery, she told OK! Magazine that she was eating an enormous amount prior to the surgery, despite being a vegan

The TV star also joked she couldn't wear heels due to the swelling in her feet but now feels she has had a 'fresh beginning.

She said: 'It’s a new start, a fresh beginning. I feel prettier slender, but it’s not just the physical side, I’m also happy that I’ve been able to reverse a lot of the damage that I’d done to my body.'

Revealing that within the last three months her cholesterol and thyroid levels had gone down, she described the surgery as life-saving and admitted she now has loads more energy.

Nadia also explained she struggled to adjust post-surgery to her want to emotional eat versus what her body actually needed.

Explaining how she has adapted her life and eating habits she said she now uses side plates rather than big past bowls to help manage her portion control.

Revealing that within the last three months her cholesterol and thyroid levels had gone down, she described the surgery as life-saving and admitted she now has loads more energy

Nadia also explained she struggled to adjust post-surgery to her want to emotional eat versus what her body actually needed

 

[Narinder]

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I feel like this is dangerous, particularly if you’re taking painkillers because your man boobs are growing too much.

The standard answer they give is, "I'll play with my boobs all day".

If any of them want to argue with Positron, my first piece of evidence is the troon blatantly saying "They've grown to a size where they're fun to play with." It really comes back to it. Can't believe Scooby-Doo rings true.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The Portuguese troon who won UK Big Brother some twenty years ago was pictured in the Mail in a series of bikini shots. Middle aged Dad Bod ahoy.

Body like my best mate’s dad digging up his potatoes in the back yard (minus the bikini boobs). You have to love how the paper spaffs over his apparently ‘stunning’ body as if he’s a gorgeous female, but if that were some middle-aged council estate lass from Dudley they’d be calling her vile and saying she was in desperate need of surgery, diet and exercise.

There’s nothing female looking about this bloke. It’s just a man in a bikini. At least with stories like this, the nation’s middle aged women can feel better about sticking on a bikini and going to the beach.

 

[Xev]

If any of them want to argue with Positron, my first piece of evidence is the troon blatantly saying "They've grown to a size where they're fun to play with." It really comes back to it. Can't believe Scooby-Doo rings true.View attachment 6556435

Ah yes because actual women sit around playing with their breasts...

 

[Syikeblade]

More infighting between the non-men

Seems like the male non-men aren't as favored compared to their female counterparts.
No matter how much they hate it people will always know their men.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Faith on Before the 90 Days learns her boyfriend is also a bottom.

Hes an irl rage baiter. Dude gets STDs like it's something to celebrate.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

It's astonishing how easily troons will give up orgasms. As a man, you can make jerking off last three minutes or thirty depending on your mood. Even if they actually became women, which of course they don't, women's anatomy doesn't allow such an easy ticket.

This just isn't true so you ended up sounding like a clueless troon yourself.

 

[Xev]

This just isn't true so you ended up sounding like a clueless troon yourself.

I think it's just a guy who has never pleased a woman

 

[cypocryphy]

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More infighting between the non-men

Seems like the male non-men aren't as favored compared to their female counterparts.
No matter how much they hate it people will always know their men.

It's hilarious because they're just fighting over pretend shit like "non binary".

 

[remiem]

I guess at first glance she might appear to be some soy filed ugly 14 year old boy

I'd be dysphoric too if I had those features as any gender. Parents really fucked up breeding. Diagnoseable case of real ugly.

 

[Evilronald]

Troon jealous of their little sister and another one jealous of their daughter. “Embrace the inner small girl wanting love and attention.” What the actual fuck.

 

[armfleshween]

A week back I posted some links to research on the harms of estrogen on men to terfblr, and of course this self deprecating freak showed up. Here's the message that made me want to look at their posts:

A compilation of their derangement:

Obvious fake suicide bait for attention for their fetish (see the graphic fantasy of killing someone?):




His answers to hate messages makes it obvious how its just manipulation:




He's a deathfat, of course:





Oh look its puppychan!



At least he's self aware:


lol:

 

[Louisville Slugger]

And what he looks like:
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Cannot be assed to go through his reddit
right now, saw that he does post to Eating disorders though.

More proof that troons just 'transition' into a stereotype because they literally cannot know what it is like to be the opposite sex.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Troon jealous of their little sister and another one jealous of their daughter. “Embrace the inner small girl wanting love and attention.” What the actual fuck.

Tempted to say trooning out should mean your kids are taken away. At the very least there should be some sort of sex-offender like legal restriction on being anywhere near schools/children.

Said this here before but even if the troon isn't molesting or grooming his kids (rainbow) they are usually so selfish and lazy they are definitely neglecting them.