Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sretan Božo]

That's because the council of Kiwi Farmers have DENIED his ability to stream. He must obey that edict because he is our personal bitch. He is too scared to stream in fear that his Joker (raped in prison) painting will look upon him in shame.

Hahaha what a loser. Imagine being so jinxed that even your favorite overpriced painting gets fucked in the ass. Jesus Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

This is true. The man lives in fear. He isn't libertarian enough to stand up to random niggers on the web, It wont be long til we have complete control over the Balldo Bunker and its occupants. The nose guards have retreated and the bunker is under siege

He has, so far, completely obeyed the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil's orders that he is not allowed to stream.

He is completely obedient.

I think we should probably let him off his leash because the results would be entertaining, but up until now, he has slavishly obeyed the restrictions we have him on. He hasn't streamed. He's allowed to paypig other streamers and beg for their attention.

If he breaks containment, disciplinary measures may be in order.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm prepared to be corrected (like Mindset) but this smells like someone got served divorce papers.

We would know that fairly quickly because divorces are accessable through MCRO.

Example:


Nothing on file for Nick.

Plus, both Nick and Kayla have had their addresses switched back to Spicer from Wilmar.

 

[Melty Butter]

We would know that fairly quickly because divorces are accessable through MCRO.

Example:
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Nothing on file for Nick.

Plus, both Nick and Kayla have had their addresses switched back to Spicer from Wilmar.

I'm sure there's a delay, and I'm prepared to be proven wrong... What is your explanation for the address change? I'm not trying to put you on the spot, I just feel like the thread has happily reverted to some unknown "unwrangling". There's got to be more to this.

 

[AnOminous]

What is your explanation for the address change? I'm not trying to put you on the spot, I just feel like the thread has happily reverted to some unknown "unwrangling".

Tbh I have no idea whatsoever what it actually means, but just based on past events, I assume it is something Nick thinks is really smart but is actually really dumb.

We'll see, I'm in no big rush. Why should I put more effort into analyzing dumb shit Balldo does than he thinks about doing it?

 

[Butwhythough2]

I enjoyed that a lot. I used to play Ramones songs during jam sessions. Subbing in “Nick is a cuck” for “Judy is a punk” works really well. I need to listen again to catch all the lyric changes, but that was a fun surprise. Glad you posted it.

I'll write out the lyrics, because somethings are hard to hear, due to my vocals not being the greatest. i had like about 150 vocal takes alone, not including instrumentals.

Nicky's a cuck, Kayla is a slut
Hedonism 2 , Baldos & Cocaine

Reputation Suicide
Financial suicide

Their kids just cry (Oh Yeah!)
While Nick gets high (Oh Yeah!) 2x

Second verse, same as the first (Repeat first verse)

Third verse, different from the first

Nicky's a cuck, Kayla is a slut
Corner demons, ceiling cats, and child neglect

And Oh I don't know why
Might end in suicide

Their Kids just cry (Oh Yeah)
While Nick gets high (Oh Yeah)
Their kids just cry (Oh Yeah)
While they both get high (Ooooh Yeaaaah)

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What the FUCK is going on?

I'm prepared to be corrected (like Mindset) but this smells like someone got served divorce papers.

Both Nick and Kayla's address changed in the case caption from Willmar to Spicer. I think we're all just guessing at this point as to what's driving it. I think it's interesting that Nick's activity and antagonism spiked in the last couple days. The address updated between 10/14 and 10/22 but I have no idea about the lag b/t actual change in address and when court records are updated. My own opinion I've given before so no need to go in depth is that his address is being driven by his custody case and has little to do with Bob/Celeste or DENIED. I think he's being tard wrangled by KCHHS pretty severely. Others disagree.

 

[Strix454]

I'm sure there's a delay, and I'm prepared to be proven wrong... What is your explanation for the address change? I'm not trying to put you on the spot, I just feel like the thread has happily reverted to some unknown "unwrangling". There's got to be more to this.

One theory is that the kids were put back in Nick's house but that at the time, Nick & Kayla were not allowed to live with the kids. Kids go into Nicks house. Nick goes into parents house until CPS process is such that he has a degree of custody back.

There is a reasonable amount of circumstantial evidence that Nick in the fall was cooperating with CPS in various ways. He went to "recovery" and as well he went through some sort of transition where he was willing to openly discuss his drug use and discuss in a different way than previously. Nick is still as mentally messed up as he was before his motion being denied in the criminal case, but his public narrative has completely changed.

We know that he was living at a different address. We know that he mostly detached from the internet while at that other address. We know that it was not willing to stream while he was at that other address. We know that as soon as he seemed to get back to his address, he started going insane on twitter again.

There is no final answer on this right now. All that can be done is collect up the facts that we know about Nick between the denial of his motion and his address changing back. Then use those known facts to speculate.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm sure there's a delay, and I'm prepared to be proven wrong... What is your explanation for the address change? I'm not trying to put you on the spot, I just feel like the thread has happily reverted to some unknown "unwrangling". There's got to be more to this.

My guess is one of Skelly's "genius plans" went bust again. Somewhere in his demented hallow skull he thought that was a good idea but actually, no it wasn't a good idea and it wouldn't work.

For whatever reason.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure there's a delay, and I'm prepared to be proven wrong... What is your explanation for the address change? I'm not trying to put you on the spot, I just feel like the thread has happily reverted to some unknown "unwrangling". There's got to be more to this.

I dunno, but I also dunno how one can infer divorce from this change, because if that were the case, they would likely have separate addresses and not both be changed back to Spicer at the same time. Usually couples separate as a prelude to divorce. As April and Aaron did.

Moreover, Spicer has a population of just over 1,000 people. It seems improbable that she is living in one domicile in Spicer, and he in another.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I dunno, but I also dunno how one can infer divorce from this change, because of that were the case, they would likely have separate addresses and not both be changed back to Spicer at the same time. Usually couples separate as a prelude to divorce. As April and Aaron did.

Moreover, Spicer has a population of just over 1,000 people. It seems improbable that she is living in one domicile in Spicer, and he in another.

I remember Aaron saying Nick's father didn't seem to trust Nick to do his own taxes. Nick also doesn't like to pay traffic tickets. Maybe they just thought he was incapable of being trusted with anything important.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I remember Aaron saying Nick's father didn't seem to trust Nick to do his own taxes. Nick also doesn't like to pay traffic tickets. Maybe they just thought he was incapable of being trusted with anything important.

I wouldn't trust him to get my order correct at the drive-thru.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wouldn't trust him to get order correct at the drive-thru.

Well that sucks for him, because he wants so bad to be Kevin Spacey's character in...

Waaaaaiait for it...



AMERICAN BEAUTY!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Well that sucks for him, because he wants so bad to be Kevin Spacey's character in...

Waaaaaiait for it...

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AMERICAN BEAUTY!

 

[AltisticRight]

Well that sucks for him, because he wants so bad to be Kevin Spacey's character in...

Waaaaaiait for it...

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AMERICAN BEAUTY!

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Okay that's grim, if his life is mirroring that of American Beauty, yeah divorce will be on the table and it will end with...
Grim. Very grim.
But then he's a lolbert. Lolberts are scum.

 

[Captain Manning]

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You've made his dream come true!

Now he can make the "proper" ending where he fucks the high school girl and (somehow) doesn't get shot by the "gay Nazi."

 

[thebigdream]

I wouldn't trust him to get my order correct at the drive-thru.

"You ordered a hamburger but you didn't order me to not take a shit in it. It's not my fault you weren't more specific."

 

[Father Balldo]

How do we know it's Nick superchatting and not April? Nick is grounded, remember?

 

[Swole McPole]

Outside the door to a room where Nick writhes around perversely in drag, a small child weeps that her toys have been stolen by her creepy fetishist coke addicted dad, who laughs in her face at her tears.

Not fair. Nick chopped her out a nice fat line to console her. What more should a loving father do?

 

[NaggotFigger]

"You ordered a hamburger but you didn't order me to not take a shit in it. It's not my fault you weren't more specific."

Not my fault man. You should've just do fuckin' it instead of relying on me. I'm on coke right now, so do fuckin' it nigga.

Not fair. Nick chopped her out a nice fat line to console her. What more should a loving father do?

A loving balldo would always give his children free coke snorts, and turn his home into a coke cartel for the boys to go super high on. Degeneracy ensues.