Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 31.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 85 32.2%

  • Total voters
    264
How long can Nick avoid streaming? Does he have a bunch of money stashed away or something? I wonder when his vastly smaller audience size and allergy to working will catch up to him and he'll be homeless
 
I miss the "Hide your kids and learn to DUC uhhhhh K" guy with a crossbow. More funny times in the past of acual funny meme tee's. Now we get addition memes that are not teeshirt worthy.. But make me love being on the farms!
 
How long can Nick avoid streaming? Does he have a bunch of money stashed away or something? I wonder when his vastly smaller audience size and allergy to working will catch up to him and he'll be homeless
Cuckmeister Nick would probably stream if he even has the fucking balls to get his ass up from being high on coke, whether if Nick was a massive pussy who is afraid of Null to the point he pisses his pants or defy his grounding time and get into belligerent Balldo mode live whilst drunk and high at the same time.
 
Allegedly crakets superchatted Chad Zumock.


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From the 55:30 minute mark, I suddenly liked this guy. The image I had of Nick hearing Chad's retort, just absolutely seething alone in a silent dark room, hunched over his sticky keyboard surrounded by filth, gave me such a genuine smile. I like to imagine Nick attempted to punch holes in doors and break things after this beating, but failed in that as well.
 
Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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Wu quickly replies:
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He is desperate for any W, please help him John!
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He is desperate for any W, please help him John!
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"Neither did I."

>stares at PILES of public records

Is he just trying to fool himself with these easily disproven lies at this point?

NOBODY believes him.

It is after 5AM in Minnesota.
I'll make fun of our junkie for a lot of things, but not for being up late. I'm a night owl, and it's 4AM here. Not tired, just having some pasta, listening to 'To Catch a Predator' police interrogations, and working on the Rackets movie.

But, he has kids. You know what, nevermind.
 
Rekieta strikes back at John "Brianna Wu" Flynt on Twitter:

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If you told me a year and a half ago that Brianna Wu and Ana Kasparian would be dunking on post-cocaine possession arrest Nick Rekieta, I wouldn't have believed you. It truly is a miraculous spectacle that has occured in such a short amount of time.
 
Nick is really channeling that Ethan Ralph "It's not truuuu" energy.
Can't wait for him to channel some of that Lowtax "eating a bullet" energy...

EDITED TO ADD: Yeah, I know he'll never do it, since he's a narcissistic douchebag who'd never do anything to improve society like that... But hey, I can still dream! LOL
 
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I'll make fun of our junkie for a lot of things, but not for being up late
Actually you’re right. Also, Nick is a great dad. He was simply up early to walk the dog, take a quick jog around the estate as the sun rises, and then set about the business of cooking breakfast for Kayla, April and the 5 kids. Wholesome.
 
Actually you’re right. Also, Nick is a great dad. He was simply up early to walk the dog, take a quick jog around the estate as the sun rises, and then set about the business of cooking breakfast for Kayla, April and the 5 kids. Wholesome.
Imagine Nick running. lmao, he's a weak, frail twig man.

What would he cook for breakfast for Kayla? He can't, no food in the house. Spaghetti-Os are all out, those damn kids ate the last can last month.
 
My God, he is now getting absolutely bodied by the lowest of the low. For those unaware, Chad Zumock is a failed comedian who is most famous for being a Dabbleverse z-lister (and for criminal convictions for stealing credit cards from gym locker rooms). He usually broadcasts to an audience in the 10s of viewers

Getting owned by this loser and the likes of Wu is beyond embarrassing. Nick, just cancel your internet bro...
 
My God, he is now getting absolutely bodied by the lowest of the low. For those unaware, Chad Zumock is a failed comedian who is most famous for being a Dabbleverse z-lister (and for criminal convictions for stealing credit cards from gym locker rooms). He usually broadcasts to an audience in the 10s of viewers

Getting owned by this loser and the likes of Wu is beyond embarrassing. Nick, just cancel your internet bro...
It's funny how balldo and Karl washers in comments deflect to credit card theft like it makes Zumock look worse than crackets.
Right now, Zumock is the best thing to come from the Dabbleverse and I'm happy it makes the right people seethe.
 
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