Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat has finally decided to start taking his health seriously. #HealthyGeek
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Pundit Pat doesn't know that Democrats always dominate early voting.
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NaggotFigger said:
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Poor and gay :story:
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Last time the habanero jelly was made, Chef Fatsey claimed that the reduction process would "melt your face off". He also called the finished product "basically napalm"
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So naturally, Patrick doesn't do this wonderful cookery in his own kitchen. He has to use the downstairs kitchen, otherwise known as the AirBnB. For as good as he is at scrubbing shit logs out of the toilet, somehow I doubt he's going to the trouble to clean capsicum residue off of every surface in that kitchen. It's got to stink to high heaven in there
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Being treated like a Viet Cong before I even show up really makes me want to rent your hovel, Rick.
 
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Roland TB-303 said:
A lack of sleep can make you fat. When you don’t sleep enough your body’s hunger hormones get all messed up. Ghrelin and leptin drop and you end up feeling hungry even when you shouldn’t be. Sleep deprivation leads to higher cortisol levels which encourages your body to store more fat; especially in your fat fucking head. Also you’re more likely to crave junk food and be too tired to exercise which adds to a weight gain problem. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Pat is a fat fucking cunt with bitch tits.
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I think Pigger's well past the point where the serum levels matter. Given his lifestyle, he's probably even more resistant to leptin and insulin than he is to getting a job.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
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wait is this a new rare pat?
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I don't think so, he uses different pics on different websites. Facebook has the creepy rapist Rick, on Twitter it's the famous pointing-at-fat-faggot in the dark Rick, on gmail he uses the less popular pointing-at-fat-faggot in full light Rick, etc...
 
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How is Habanero hot? Even with my terrible health I can still eat them though I prefer Poblanos so I don't have to worry about heat with my family and they're better to stuff than Jalapeno plus I can make mole out of it. If I want something hot, I have my purple tigers and tiger paws (a type of habanero) I grew this year.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
How is Habanero hot? Even with my terrible health I can still eat them though I prefer Poblanos so I don't have to worry about heat with my family and they're better to stuff than Jalapeno plus I can make mole out of it. If I want something hot, I have my purple tigers and tiger paws (a type of habanero) I grew this year.
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eh habaneros can get up there, 200-500k scoville depending on individual pepper isn't nothing. I can chew a couple raw no problem but I had to work at it. They're the lower limit of the real spicy peppers imo and will def cause someone who isn't a spicehead to cry a bit

I know for myself I definitely have to wear gloves with them, something I don't have to do with serranos or jalapenos.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
How is Habanero hot? Even with my terrible health I can still eat them though I prefer Poblanos so I don't have to worry about heat with my family and they're better to stuff than Jalapeno plus I can make mole out of it. If I want something hot, I have my purple tigers and tiger paws (a type of habanero) I grew this year.
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t. Ed Currie
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
eh habaneros can get up there, 200-500k scoville depending on individual pepper isn't nothing. I can chew a couple raw no problem but I had to work at it. They're the lower limit of the real spicy peppers imo and will def cause someone who isn't a spicehead to cry a bit

I know for myself I definitely have to wear gloves with them, something I don't have to do with serranos or jalapenos.
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The Tiger Paws I grew this year can get to 350k but felt a lot milder. I think it was due to the soil ph levels as the heat in the green house was spot on. Purple Tigers are a little hotter than jalapenos but were closer to jalapeno's this year. Once I get some free time I have to test the soil. Could also be the altitude changing the heat. They developed properly.

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Something tells me we won't hear Financial Advisor Pat's take on this one. Strange, he seemed to track this stuff by the minute when it was trending down.
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0.89 loss! The company is doomed!

Meanwhile Ford is at $11.23
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Surely he'll cover this though, right?
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lol holy shit my son did well. Little bastard
 
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Something tells me we won't hear Financial Advisor Pat's take on this one. Strange, he seemed to track this stuff by the minute when it was trending down.
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Patrick is not only a stock market expert, but also a military one. The development he's talking about will happen shortly. He'll explain once he's had his second pre-dinner burger.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Fucking Rick! Don't use a white SUV, use Sally!

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Amazed no one screaming about it being an assassination attempt on her.
rusty shackleford 1 said:
This election probably has him stuffing fistfuls of BP meds down his gullet lol.

classic pat vs pat
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I don't see too many trannies voting for Trump so what's he on about? Don't we have videos of Biden sniffing kids?
 
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