Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Quick cope 180 on the early voting stuff by Pundit Pat:

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Yes, Dems are holding off until election day, child. No, I am under no obligation to tell you why. Trust the plan, stalker.
 
Yes, Dems are holding off until election day, child. No, I am under no obligation to tell you why. Trust the plan, stalker.
There's one bright, shining, obvious reason that Dems (and anyone) might be holding off until Election day.

And it's not Trump, it has to do with something else. If you're undecided today, it can only be that ..... your team put forth a Rick, a Pat, an abject failure.
 
How is Habanero hot? Even with my terrible health I can still eat them though I prefer Poblanos so I don't have to worry about heat with my family and they're better to stuff than Jalapeno plus I can make mole out of it. If I want something hot, I have my purple tigers and tiger paws (a type of habanero) I grew this year.
I once had a crop of them that was absurdly hot, and this was decades ago in the era before the current superhots. They have a very broad range. Usually I'd put them near the bottom slightly above jalapenos but they can be very, very hot. I've grown ghosts and scorpions that were only slightly hotter than the hottest habaneros I grew.

To be fair I think there was probably some cross-pollination between these and milder peppers I had growing nearby, but habaneros can be plenty hot.

I assume Rick fucked up somehow though and is probably comically weak at pepper juju just like everything else he boasts about.
 
I assume Rick fucked up somehow though and is probably comically weak at pepper juju just like everything else he boasts about.
Rick is from the Midwest, those fucks think the basic Taco Bell is way too spicy, let alone using the sauce.

I'll grant him this one, compared to his locals, he's spicy as fuck.
 
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12 Years after France sold Quebec to Great Briton your country went to war with them as they hoped to get French there on their side. At the time the citizens there still thought of themselves as French citizens. You also have the Quasi War, but I understand why you'd forget about that as you yourself lost one too.
 
12 Years after France sold Quebec to Great Briton your country went to war with them as they hoped to get French there on their side. At the time the citizens there still thought of themselves as French citizens. You also have the Quasi War, but I understand why you'd forget about that as you yourself lost one too.
Technically the French didn't sell Quebec, they surrendered it, and it was before the United States actually existed as a country.

However, lol, QUASI-War.

Unlike Rick, however, the U.S. did not pay Quasi.

And there wasn't really a clear victor. It was more both sides decided "this is retarded let's quit doing it."
 
Technically the French didn't sell Quebec, they surrendered it, and it was before the United States actually existed as a country.

However, lol, QUASI-War.

Unlike Rick, however, the U.S. did not pay Quasi.

And there wasn't really a clear victor. It was more both sides decided "this is retarded let's quit doing it."
I meant to put that up in quotations. They also apparently gave some of it to Spain but not sure what area that could have been.
 
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12 Years after France sold Quebec to Great Briton your country went to war with them as they hoped to get French there on their side. At the time the citizens there still thought of themselves as French citizens. You also have the Quasi War, but I understand why you'd forget about that as you yourself lost one too.
Vietnam isn't an ally. He's one of those dummies who thinks anybody who isn't an enemy must be an ally.

Rick knows Putin recently went there right?
 
Massive ragepig post :tomlinson:
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Gold moments:
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Queen Leslie strikes again.
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>tell rick that if his name isn't rick, he wouldn't obsessively respond to pests that refer him by that name
>responds anyway

This fucking fat pig, my fucking sides :story:
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>didn't find it difficult at all
>has a GPA of 1.2

:story:
 
Tough-guy-turned-pepperoni-enthusiast Patrick Tomlinson is known for his rapid, unrestrained Xeeting style. Which makes it conceivable that he's the author of the most famous four-word short story of all time.

The story goes that Tomlinson and a few of his writer friends were having lunch at a Milwaukee bar named Hooligan's, when he bet them that he could write a story with a full narrative in just four words. After his friends put their money down, Tomlinson jotted a few words down on a napkin and passed it around the table. Though brief, the other writers couldn't deny that Tomlinson had won the bet. The story in question?

Enjoy prison, stalker child.
 
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