State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[Swamp_Donkey]

I wonder if they really don't understand that when the detective swore on the warrant the video was "taken off" of Nick's channel, he means COG took it off his channel. I can see how the language can confusing, but there simply is no lie. That wording can apply to either instance.

It's gotta just be willful ignorance. Nick is one of those guys that thinks being right on a technicality is clever and badass. Anytime he's making some retarded argument it's about the specific wording or interpretation of something.

"No you don't actually know we went to hedonism, you just saw photos of us in the bathroom at hedonism. You're inferring that we went to hedonism. Stalker child."

"No I never implied that they planted cocaine. I never said those words"

 

[SPCC Archivist]

Nobody in their right mind would frame an appeal like this, and repeat the same glaring mistakes that forced a judge to watch the Cokestream.
I categorically refuse to think a human being would be THIS retarded.
Wait...
>no way Nick would forsake his original audience for wine moms
>no way Nick would go to swingers' resorts in Jamaica
>no way Nick would start to follow prostitutes and bulls and drug dealers on Instagram
>no way Nick would introduce swinging and debauchery in his marriage
>no way Nick would snort ounces of coke like a vacuum cleaner in front of his kids
>no way Nick would compromise his good standing in his community
>no way Nick would forsake a dream life for a gutter slut and start a polycule
I take it all back. Nick WOULD in fact be this retarded. Carry on.

 

[Strix454]

The states response to this bullshit will be fascinating.

I would tend to suspect that the court of appeals will not even take this up.

 

[demicolon]

Pomplun lied, nobody got high.

 

[Captain Manning]

Pomplun lied, nobody got high.

"There is no coke."

I mean, that's actually what he needs to win. That's why he's doing this. If thee coke goes, the case goes.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

w

I categorically refuse to think a human being would be THIS retarded.

well nick himself said, no one is better than nick at embarrassing nick.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Rulings related to the suppression of evidence are among the types of orders most insulated from interlocutory review. There is nothing that prevents the issue from being heard on appeal, and allowing such appeals would ruin the efficiency of the criminal justice system. Every criminal would claim their case involves some novel application of law and requires interlocutory review, grinding trials to a halt throughout the state.

I hope the appellate court just summarily says that this isn’t an issue that meets the burden necessary for an interlocutory appeal, and punts it back to trial.

Also note that the trial judges will see this and be annoyed that the case is being dragged out by a litigant who should ostensibly know that this is a dumb and time-wasting tactic. The prosecutors, too. That plea deal is going to get worse and worse as Nick spergs out all over the Minnesota judicial system.

 

[Canard]

If I were prosecution I would start adding prison time to the offers... Seems like Nick is either dragging this out or just on drugs... I really see none of this improving his case.

 

[demicolon]

"There is no coke."

I mean, that's actually what he needs to win. That's why he's doing this. If thee coke goes, the case goes.

That's about as possible as convincing the whole court that there is no spoon.

 

[TherapyMan]

Bold move to appeal a judge's decision to deny you a hearing where your remedy would be to have the hearing that the judge thought had no merit to begin with. Can't imagine what the eventual result of that would be!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Bold move to appeal a judge's decision to deny you a hearing where your remedy would be to have the hearing that the judge thought had no merit to begin with. Can't imagine what the eventual result of that would be!

It's not bold for Rekieta, since he already tried essentially the same thing with his civil trial with Monty as well.

It's objectively stupid, however.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

It's not bold for Rekieta, since he already tried essentially the same thing with his civil trial with Monty as well.

It's objectively stupid, however.

And look where that got him!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And look where that got him!

I wonder what the next DENIED will bring?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Nick, you already called the cop a liar for watching a reupload and you were told to fuck off.

Is your short term memory on par with Ralph's now, buddy?

 

[River possum]

If my reading is right this seems to be his main argument:

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DETECTIVE PUMPLUN DID NOT WATCH MY VIDEOOOO

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IT HAS BEEN ALTEREEEEED

I read that with potentially criminal voice in my head

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick, you already called the cop a liar for watching a reupload and you were told to fuck off.

Is your short term memory on par with Ralph's now, buddy?

Hey now, this is a different judge and surely it will work. And you know what Nick if this judge is some Scandinavian prude you can always appeal it to the MN Supreme Court. And if tht fails there's the US Supreme Court. Don't let 16 denials stop you from filing your next appeal, you gotta win eventually.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

If my reading is right this seems to be his main argument:

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DETECTIVE PUMPLUN DID NOT WATCH MY VIDEOOOO

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IT HAS BEEN ALTEREEEEED

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EDIT: I added a WATERMARK showing that these screenshots HAD BEEN ALTERED, so they are a MATERIAL MISREPRESENTATION of the original document.

It sounds like he want to piss off the judge even further lol.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'll admit the absolute brazen defiance is impressive from a observers standpoint.

Nick taking notes from Russell Greer.

 

[Captain Manning]

And look where that got him!

The cokestream, and then jail.

You realize, when he is denied on this, the Kouncil must permit him to stream.

I want to see him shoot up black tar heroin while slurring semi-incoherently that the appeals court has tequila coming out their buttholes. Or, you know, something deranged like that.

Nick taking notes from Russell Greer.

I was thinking more Acerthorn earlier but, really, either could apply.

At least Nick has the decency to file this crap using his own money grandparent's Petrofac legacy, instead of going IFP.

 

[talk talk talk]

This Barneswalker's mix of underlining and italics and footnotes and inline notes makes my Bluebook cry.