Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friendly Potato]

It's so sad that Kayla will have to turn to porn to pay her bills after the divorce. So sad, so very, very sad.

 

[not william stenchever]

2. Nick's 16 yr old son is going to put a bullet into his dad's head at some point. Calling it now.

Barnes will attempt to take credit for bringing Jury Nullification back when the jury unanimously says that the kid is not guilty.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I guess incel scandinavian prudes was too much of a mouthful for nickers.

 

[Pagan Min]

This smacks your ass and calls you a nerd. What do you do?

Make him swallow the rest of his teeth.

 

[Seafarer]

Yeah, this can't be understated.

Be on guard for gay ops, guys (and gals). Nick needs a W badly, and he's been striking out a lot lately. Nor is he above gay ops. See the recent aborted attempt against Sean. He even did one with Art a while back, and Art has mysteriously showed up here.

FWIW I do hope that Kayla really did leave Nick and the cokewhore, since it means that:
1. Nick gets felted once again
2. The kids are in a safer place since Kayla would likely be the one to gain custody of them once the court stuff is over
3. Since Kayla is probably the person closest to Nick, it means that we could get some fucking nuclear tea from her that makes what Aaron revealed look like playground gossip
4. My nigga @Fapcop has a chance

But yeah, something about this reeks of gayfabe. Nick is desperate for anything he can call a W, so he’s not above doing retarded shit like hinting or outright lying about Kayla leaving him so that when Kiwis start speculating on the obvious he can go “PSYCH I FUCKEN WERKED U AYYLAWGS ANOTHER DUBYA FOR THE REKIETAMALE!!!”.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

@Fapcop Your time is near! You can land Kayla with her golden parachute and a house.

Just make sure you drive over the Scarecrow in the front yard yelling at the clouds.


PS. I was wondering about what would happen when Kayla got her own lawyer. The possibilities are endless and its all AAA+++ Milk.

 

[Alabama Man]

Just a guess, but assuming Kayla left, what if she told Aaron Nick was gunning after him to try to use him as a shield and now thats blown.

Could explain Aaron shying away from Nick now

 

[Mandatory User Name]

It's so sad that Kayla will have to turn to porn to pay her bills after the divorce. So sad, so very, very sad.

Kayla will probably end up with the Children while Nick and April fuck off to Tijuana to become Junkies together, I think that after all of this is over Nick's Parents are going to write their son off as a lost cause and focus all their money and attention on the grandkids instead. Kayla will be looked after with all the Star Trek and Xannies that she can consume, even the really shit ones that she likes so much like Picard and Voyager.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Normally it's just faux-intellectual "live laugh love"

more like 'live, laugh, drugs' amirite?

or is this just meant to rile up Aaron?

of course it is. it all centers around him. He'll tell ya!

 

[datura_binge]

Just a guess, but assuming Kayla left, what if she told Aaron Nick was gunning after him to try to use him as a shield and now thats blown.

Could explain Aaron shying away from Nick now

Except who would ever be afraid of Nick in any capacity? He's impotent intellectually, can't come up with online comebacks, had his guns taken away, and I'm pretty sure a high school kid could beat his ass even on a bad day. I doubt Aaron is afraid of Nick.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

So who does nick still have on his side for sure? It's like Ralph and JuJu and that one fat guy null hired once.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think Nick really fucked it up when he talked Kayla into going after Aaron.

So who does nick still have on his side for sure? It's like Ralph and JuJu and that one fat guy null hired once.

They are just using him for the lulz.

Nobody can seriously tell me that any of these content vultures is actually personally invested in Nick and his story. They are just scalvaging the last $$$ out of the wreckage of Nick's career and eFame.

 

[There She Glows]

Just a guess, but assuming Kayla left, what if she told Aaron Nick was gunning after him to try to use him as a shield and now thats blown.

Could explain Aaron shying away from Nick now

It's Saturday and this shit all went down in the last hour it's a little soon to say Aaron is shying away from anything.

 

[Train Operator]

April changing her handle to 'April_Law' and an almost admission to the polycule in one of her tweets.

I think we can take the "almost" out of that. Lol

I'm thinking kayla left him and April changing her Handle is her claiming nick the creepy coke head for her own. It's possible her leaving was the reason for his long absence.

 

[Not Who You Think]

You're misreading the order of the tweets there. He's addressing somebody else not April.
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Ah, that's right!

I saw Nick addressing the April_Law1111 account and got mixed up:



That slip-up aside, I still stand by my general assessment.

Nick still doesn't seem to want to engage outside of passing commentary, the April account is publicly begging for Nick's attention, and Nick just seems mad in general by acting dismissive and blocking anyone who slights him or brings up his personal life. Ultimately, the April account still seems much more committed to the dumpster fire "romance" than Nick's account.

 

[AnOminous]

No, Nick. What is embarrassing is how you flushed your life, job, and reputation down the toilet for an extremely gay and cringe rocknroll lifestyle at age 40.

This is not rock and roll. This is disco. And not even the cool black kind with people like Gloria Gaynor. The lame-ass whitebread kind. The Boogie Nights kind.

 

[repentance]

3. Since Kayla is probably the person closest to Nick, it means that we could get some fucking nuclear tea from her that makes what Aaron revealed look like playground gossip

Whatever settlement agreement they reach will absolutely include an NDA.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I think Nick really fucked it up when he talked Kayla into going after Aaron.



They are just using him for the lulz.

Nobody can seriously tell me that any of these content vultures is actually personally invested in Nick and his story. They are just scalvaging the last $$$ out of the wreckage of Nick's career and eFame.

Ralph isn't a vulture he's a pig, and he thinks rekeita is the enemy of his enemy. I think Ralph does things more out of spite, anger and lust than any money making schemes. That's JuJu.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Ralph isn't a vulture he's a pig, and he thinks rekeita is the enemy of his enemy. I think Ralph does things more out of spite, anger and lust than any money making schemes. That's JuJu.

Pigs famously eat everything. When the time is right the RagePig will feast on Nick's remains.

 

[S1apSh0es]

A few days ago when Nick was in STMS's chat and had his twitter meltdown; it seemed pretty obvious to me that something must have happened to trigger all this reckless behavior.

At that point I thought it was one of two things;

1. He finally realized that he needs to take a plea deal as a jury trial is a lost cause.
2. Kayla asked for a divorce.

I thought it was a toss up at the time but I think, judging by April's tweets and public reemergence, it's pretty clear now that Kayla has left.