2024 Moderator Applications

[Toji Suzuhara]

I distinctly remember applying twice.

This is your brain on DOTA.

DOTA stands for Death of The Axons

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I hope it all works out. I don't want to feel chained to this site, so I won't apply.

 

[Garamok]

Most of those threads will have shitty OPs and/or die in under a week. They'll rule over ashes

Is it possible that those mini-jannies delete posts or threadban users they don't like and those users probably spam the report button and the jannies have to babysit every thread and deal with more reports? Or is that thought too pessimistic?

Maybe it's better to have some bot moderating the swamp. Sooner or later, the next janny joins some Telegram gay op group and then gets debroomed.

 

[Kufungisisa]

The real mod test:

Your response to a request to apply to be a mod, and whether you would trust to do so on a google doc.

 

[Null]

If i'm not mistaken we already have two troon mods.

you are mistaken.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Is it possible that those mini-jannies delete posts or threadban users they don't like and those users probably spam the report button and the jannies have to babysit every thread and deal with more reports? Or is that thought too pessimistic?

I don't think that that many people would start to report users for threadbans if the thread itself is not good to begin with, and deleting posts just because would count as community infighting, which almost always leads to a perma. Unless someone is so autistic to make a master-class OP using a new account, to then go batshit insane, they won't do that. They won't risk their years-old account for it. There's also the fact that regular jannies aren't inmune to that, case in point, @Spooky Bones.

Maybe it's better to have some bot moderating the swamp. Sooner or later, the next janny joins some Telegram gay op group and then gets debroomed.

Never. Bots have all the biases of an actual person with none of the nuance nor ability to be reasonable. I can reach common ground with people like HHH if I'm polite enough and try not to start a fight, I can do that with HHH-bot because it won't be able to understand

 

[Billy Bong]

I distinctly remember applying twice.

This is your brain on DOTA.

Falcons just won Betboom Dacha! Ammar is a beast.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

Started filling it out, but I wouldn't want using this website to start feeling like an obligation rather than a fun outlet. Hopefully the people who get picked are the best people for the position. Also, lol at this question:

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Wouldn't be surprised if this gets your application sent straight to the trash.

Yeah he would probably deny all applications that say yes to any of those. Who the fuck lives in Yellowstone National Park though? Pretty sure nobody actually permanently lives in national parks except for buffalo, and those are sadly barred from using the Kiwifarms or any other part of the internet on account of hooves

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

yes, welcome to the last 10 years of my life

Yes, it’s obvious that you’re under pressure.
Sad to see unprovoked name calling, but I get it why.
Fugit irreparabile tempus. Years without proper time off, that’s madness.
So hopefully you can delegate more tasks by recruiting good mods soon. This thread is just what you needed I guess.
Good luck

 

[isalaide]

The British applicants should only be moderators of the International Lolcow forum. It will allow them to relive their glory days in a sad, pathetic mimicry.

However due to our failing economy, we will literally work for food, so there's that I guess

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

Who the fuck lives in Yellowstone National Park though? Pretty sure nobody actually permanently lives in national parks except for buffalo

There are some National Park employees who live there year round.
Also there are some members of some Native American tribes who live there year round.
I highly doubt too that they use KF.

 

[Haramburger]

The real mod test:

The number one and most important part of the test is having a secure email with which to do a password recovery in the event of a DropKiwiFarms #2 -type event. The amount of people who got locked out of their tenured accounts is still hilarious. Many created new accounts with just a 2 after their original name or some other sequel variation; one reason why you shouldnt shit on all pink join dates necessarily. Jannies that cannot secure their login credentials need not apply.

 

[Kiwisee]

I nominate @Hollywood Hulk Hogan to be the moderator of the thunderdome because it would be funny.

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

However due to our failing economy, we will literally work for food, so there's that I guess

@isalaide given what happened to Lucy Connolly, it’s not worth the risk, unless you specifically aim for free prison food
The UK justice system is currently hyperactive when it comes to online posts that aren’t politically correct. Being on the KF might even be an offence. It’s ridiculous what it’s all turning into.

you are mistaken.

@Null you can’t possibly know that for sure, unless you have examined all staff members, visually and otherwise

 

[Mankirk]

The role of Janny should be thrust randomly on an unsuspecting victim like an act of God.

I actually really like this. Just have a way to blame users for bad moderation decisions and it could be self moderating pretty quickly.

 

[Null]

@Null you can’t possibly know that for sure, unless you have examined all staff members, visually and otherwise

why do you think you are so important, wtf

 

[Deer]

@Null what do you think of this bird-cat

 

[Xarpho's Return]

@Null you can’t possibly know that for sure, unless you have examined all staff members, visually and otherwise

Troons never hide it. I'm not sure where @Sammich had the idea of troon mods. There was a user named KatsuKitty who had mod control fairly early on and I think he trooned out but only after he broke ties.

 

[Haramburger]

Troons never hide it. I'm not sure where @Sammich had the idea of troon mods

There were one or two that were self-reporting on the LGBTKiwis thread or other parts of the site. Feline Darkmage claimed to be one at one point. Of the few tranny mods that existed, most retired when the tide began to turn strongly with trannies embarrassing themselves en masse online, 2017-19.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

There were one or two that were self-reporting on the LGBTKiwis thread or other parts of the site. Feline Darkmage claimed to be one at one point. Of the few tranny mods that existed, most retired when the tide began to turn strongly with trannies embarrassing themselves en masse online, 2017-19.

@Meowthkip was also a troon mod, a pooner one to be precise. Altough she may have only embraced that madness after leaving