Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Pat doesnt care. He only become brewers/packers fan for his second, better wife in 2011.


he posted his credentials bro
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University of Lagos Writer of the Year! A fine signing for he SFWA
This was a topic of discussion on Owen's a couple of years ago, but I'm still amazed at how  awful this diploma looks.

The "writer of the year" part is all fucking smeared, as if a goddamned bonobo monkey wrote it with the poop stuck on its finger, and then immediately sat on it. Holy crap.
 
He was the co-editor with two other women on an anthology of African sci-fi stories. He’s written a couple short stories. I read one of them and it’s a pretty poor work.

The two women he worked with both had more writing credits and published stories than him so there’s a fair question about what he actually contributed to the anthology.

He seems to be a hustler and manages to skate by on other people’s generosity rather than talent. It’s laughable that he got nominated for a director-at-large position but the SFWA has imploded recently so he was there to swoop in when it was vulnerable.

They all deserve each other.

The scary thing is - the two lady editors probably actually dumped most of the work on HIM.

Sherri Renee Thomas is infamous for being so lazy as an editor she may successfully kill F&SF Magazine, which on paper, she is editor of.
 
Fucking hell thats retarded.

Y'know, I like Trump, and I hope he wins just cause he's funny. But I really hope he wins just because Rixk is such an insufferably smug POS that I really wanna see him meldown fatly.
I'm not even on the same continent as Rick, and I'm pretty sure I'm more excited for the presidential results than 80% of the hardcore Republicans. Heck, I never cared this much for my own country's elections lmao.

Aaah to be a fly on the half-hovel's mangled walls the day after Trump's victory...
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ngl I'm a bit worried he'll go into lockdown mode if Trump wins. I NEED him to live xeet the election, I want to feel like I'm in the howel sitting next to the pig
 
Fucking hell thats retarded.

Y'know, I like Trump, and I hope he wins just cause he's funny. But I really hope he wins just because Rixk is such an insufferably smug POS that I really wanna see him meldown fatly.
Be of good cheer. If Harris wins, he'll be frothing at the mouth if she doesn't start hanging Republicans. If Trump wins, he'll do the obvious.

Remember: The Farms always win.
 
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For starters, how many Africans are out there writing good enough fiction to warrant a convention in their shit hole of a country? Can you even guarantee the con goers safety if you set one up in that shit hole? Face it, Conventions are a Western thing, they will remain a Western thing. You couldn't even have have an award show in China without heavily censoring it.
 
Imagine being Rick. Being Large. Being there. And you can't even get a Director-at-Large position and instead see a nigger what never wrote a book himself get it.
Imagine being Rick. Being a fat faggot with bitch tits, no critical thinking skills, and an argumentative streak that would make Twitter activists tell him to get some help.

Imagine Rick being large. Well ok, that one is a given because he's fucking enormously fat. Imagine Rick committing a crime and fleeing. The news anchor would have to keep a straight face while reading about a "local man is at large after committing [crime]..." with a current picture of him on the screen.

Then imagine Titty Rick gets caught and goes to court for his pretrial. The judge tells him he's been accused of having committed [crimes]. He replies to the judge in his lispy, arrogant faggot voice "No, child. I did not. The FBI knows you did. Enjoy prison." before he can stop himself because it's a fucking autonomic reflex at this point.
 
Piggy is voting early, go get him fatty!
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how many Africans are out there writing good enough fiction to warrant a convention in their shit hole of a country?
One of the first Africans to get a book deal was Chinua Achebe, from what's now Nigeria. As the British were getting ready to decolonize they founded a school modeled on Eton because they knew that area would need a competent ruling class. That's where Achebe went to school.

His first novel & memoir are actually good reads, in part because he's really honest. For people who'd been left behind in traditional society (infertile women for example) Christianity etc offered a way to belong to something and have a social role.

Achebe ended up in the States teaching at Dartmouth. IIRC he was injured badly in a car accident but being here in the States he was able to have a life after becoming disabled.

Anyway the point is: you literally do not need a "white man" name to succeed as an African writer. The one who gets taught all the time - Achebe - had a traditional name. This Owens guy is just trying to get white activists riled up or something. Of course Pat would fall for that narrative, though. If there's one person who wasn't asked to read chapter books in high school it's Pat.
 
I'm sure he's ripped off ideas from other authors, but not many haven't tbh. If taking a prior idea and adapting it to your own story was illegal, every storyteller of the last couple thousand years would be in prison.
Rick's ripoffs are so worthless they're always things that have been done millions of times before so you're not even really sure who he stole it from. Could have been anyone.

There's nothing wrong with using a really normal template for a throwaway genre novel, that's 90% of the field, but Rick is well beneath that level of something that might make an airplane flight more bearable.
:story: pedophiles and Nigerian scammers, boy Rick sure knows how to pick em! Btw rick was seething at the wrong paper lol drunk idiot.
Not only is it a right leaning newspaper that was Ronald Reagan's favorite, it is also run by the Moonies. Considering Rick's connection to L. Ron Hubbard's contest (which he lost), it's pretty typical Rick behavior.
 
One of the first Africans to get a book deal was Chinua Achebe, from what's now Nigeria. As the British were getting ready to decolonize they founded a school modeled on Eton because they knew that area would need a competent ruling class. That's where Achebe went to school.

His first novel & memoir are actually good reads, in part because he's really honest. For people who'd been left behind in traditional society (infertile women for example) Christianity etc offered a way to belong to something and have a social role.

Achebe ended up in the States teaching at Dartmouth. IIRC he was injured badly in a car accident but being here in the States he was able to have a life after becoming disabled.

Anyway the point is: you literally do not need a "white man" name to succeed as an African writer. The one who gets taught all the time - Achebe - had a traditional name. This Owens guy is just trying to get white activists riled up or something. Of course Pat would fall for that narrative, though. If there's one person who wasn't asked to read chapter books in high school it's Pat.
That's literally the only African author people on this site know about. Come back to me when more are known. You have a better chance of people knowing a half a dozen Russian authors than African ones. Hell, even Chinese authors are becoming well known, though harder to find decent translations for.
 
That's literally the only African author people on this site know about. Come back to me when more are known. You have a better chance of people knowing a half a dozen Russian authors than African ones. Hell, even Chinese authors are becoming well known, though harder to find decent translations for.
Well, there's also Chimimanda Ngozi Adichie, which is actually another good example of a very successful Nigerian author who didn't need a "white man" (well woman in her case) name. Also she's basically a TERF which was hilarious because all the liberal white women who viewed her as their imaginary African friend were shocked and angered by that. They couldn't figure out if they should "you poor thing of course you don't know any better" her (because they're basically racists in a lot of ways) or if they should just be mad at her like they're mad at white TERFs.
 
Patrick is calling it now, a clean sweep for Kamala. And what is this Stewanon take on the Butler assassination attempt?
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Except Bezos has said that the paper wont be endorsing presidential candidates in the future either. Patrick really does get his news from X. How sad. Bezos also wants more conservative writers on staff. Mostly for Opinion pieces to start. More and more news papers seem to stop endorsing political candidates for even mayor elections. Likely to seem more unbiased to readers to try and get more subscribers.
 
That's literally the only African author people on this site know about. Come back to me when more are known. You have a better chance of people knowing a half a dozen Russian authors than African ones. Hell, even Chinese authors are becoming well known, though harder to find decent translations for.
St Augustine was a pretty good African author.

Come at me bro.
 
Patrick is calling it now, a clean sweep for Kamala. And what is this Stewanon take on the Butler assassination attempt?
Not only will Kamala win, but all Republicans in the Congress and Senate will not only be replaced with Democrats, but also thrown in prison, and Trump will be elected Biggest Most Giantest Poopyhead Hitler Monster Ever even though that wasn't even on the ballot.
 
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