Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pedophobe]

Yeah, I think it's a distinct possibility second waifu April's gone.

Just for fun I'm going with "April took a plea deal and Nick kicked her out of the house in retaliation."

 

[AnOminous]

LMFAO, Nick has transformed himself into a '80s screwball comedy villian!
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Good job Ogre.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

I won't doubt April's lawyer gave her an earful about the nassive optics faux pas that was her DOING HER HEARING FROM NICK'S FUCKING STUDIO and advised her to temporarily step away from Camp Balldo at least before her hearing this week.

Nick, in a fit of spite (and possible separation anxiety), then takes this as some sort of betrayal and independence by April and proceeds to sabotage her by using her social media (he no doubt has control of it, hell, even the new Twitter handle smacks of passive agressive sarcasm and the tone of today's posting is diametrically opposite to her naive eat-pray-love basic bitch tone. Nick's muddying the waters, in an albeit transparently lolcow way.

Did somebody mention Sabotage?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

You know what’s really funny is that Elon is doing away with the block feature soon on X. Makes this blocking spree that C H A O S is busy with all the more pointless & ridiculous.

When I hear Nick Calling himself "CHAOS" like some edgy teenage faggot all I can think of is Professor Chaos from South Park.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_n7fj8qheJ4

 

[Pagan Min]

Just for fun I'm going with "April took a plea deal and Nick kicked her out of the house in retaliation."

Or maybe she used up the last of the coke supply & CRackets isn't able to afford any more, so Ape got booted... that'd be a fun one as well...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Never been in question but legally in question
Now you have 2 of 4 explicitly admitting the polycule happened where Nick is still pretending he's trad.

Archiving everything posted because god damn the harvest is great tonight.

Nothing about the swinging is legally relevant or related, so I have felt free to draw every obvious conclusion .

She's playing the "cool and chill girlfriend"

whoo...her ratchet thirsting is the opposite of cool*. This is the online version of kneeling in front of him, tears in her eyes, one last blow before goodbye.

* I know you mean cool in his eyes, as in eager, chipper, "loyal," appreciative, no matter what.

But this all feels more like she got pushed out and is coping with a little "you're going to miss this" and "I wish you well (but call me, baby)."

"I was still too late"
"...before it's all over"

It's looking more and more like she got mopped,
https://archive.ph/KWtQl

Yeah, I think it's a distinct possibility second waifu April's gone.

Yep. But still available.

Just for fun I'm going with "April took a plea deal and Nick kicked her out of the house in retaliation."

I more think a teary-eyed "I have to let you go...my family...my future...if only it had happened 20 years ago [when you were 9]...starcrossed lovers...but I must save my family and my life [and my parents will ground me AGAIN if I don't]...I don't want to let you go, but I must...fly, be free, butterfly...".

Because they are just that damned cheesy and clichéd.

 

[break these cuffs]

Yep, Rackets is definitely low-rent Ogre -- without the charm or intelligence...

or masulinity or friends.

Nothing about the swinging is legally relevant or related, so I have felt free to draw every obvious conclusion .


whoo...her ratchet thirsting is the opposite of cool*. This is the online version of kneeling in front of him, tears in her eyes, one last blow before goodbye.

* I know you mean cool in his eyes, as in eager, chipper, "loyal," appreciative, no matter what.

But this all feels more like she got pushed out and is coping with a little "you're going to miss this" and "I wish you well (but call me, baby)."



Yep. But still available.


I more think a teary-eyed "I have to let you go...my family...my future...if only it had happened 20 years ago [when you were 9]...starcrossed lovers...but I must save my family and my life [and my parents will ground me AGAIN if I don't]...I don't want to let you go, but I must...fly, be free, butterfly...".

Because they are just that damned cheesy and clichéd.

Unfortunately we'll never find out because they're both such stable and well adjusted people.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I have always assumed Aaron was an untrustworthy narrator but I can think of multiple crazy things that he's said which turned out to be true. Has he verifiably lied about anything yet with his stories? I know he told them in a way that made him sound like the only good guy but I haven't seen any actual lies that I can think of?

 

[Schpoots]

My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right"
Oh mommy dear, we're not the fortunate ones
Oh, girls they wanna have fun

 

[not william stenchever]

You should have been crucified when your 9 year old tested positive for cocaine. Hell, they could have used your St. Andrew's cross.

He would have plenty of time to think about how FUNNY and WEIRD it is that the members of a St. Andrew's cross are not at right angles.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing about the swinging is legally relevant or related, so I have felt free to draw every obvious conclusion .

I disagree with that to some extent. I think it is very relevant to the best interests of the children. If one parent is going to be inviting in sex perverts to the household and the other won't, the other is clearly the proper custodial parent.

 

[just Reading a post]

"Chaos"
LMFAO

I mean that is weapons grade cringe you coked up retard.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Kayla divorced Nick, Nick blames April, then left her?

 

[Hellion]

Something about all this still smells off to me*, but they're all stinking degenerates so it's almost impossible to pinpoint where it's coming from without direct evidence. It's all very... performative? It's just a case of who it's directed towards.

We'll see if he actually ends up streaming or pulls out yet again at the last minute.

*and it's not just April's snatch

 

[Oxous]

When I came back to this thread after catching up on it this morning and saw the new 20+ page count, I had a feeling something bad (for him) happened to Nick. Glad to see though that it's all laughs instead!

NERD is Rekieta's "stalker child":
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This beta male's insults are so low-test now I wouldn't be surprised if he's been secretly taking estrogen. The polycule collapsing due to jealousy would certainly set the groundwork for Nick announcing that he's Nicole now. Or would he settle for that? He's so coom-addled now I think just living out the AGP fetish wouldn't suffice for him. Maybe he could call himself a hermaphrodite?

 

[Tiger Jack]

Kayla's omnibussin' hearing is on Monday. It's possible her lawyer convinced her to take a more sensible approach to her charges and plea, which pissed off Nick (and probably April assuming that's actually her xeeting).

Is Nick intentionally burning down his own case so she can't take a deal? Could that even be possible?

 

[keke]

Nick has been gossiping about the real children of Aaron Imholte with the pedophile that is sexually harassing them. He does this using first-hand knowledge he got from meeting them IRL.

Really confused why he has an issue 8chan boards.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This beta male's insults are so low-test now I wouldn't be surprised if he's been secretly taking estrogen. The polycule collapsing due to jealousy would certainly set the groundwork for Nick announcing that he's Nicole now. Or would he settle for that? He's so coom-addled now I think just living out the AGP fetish wouldn't suffice for him. Maybe he could call himself a hermaphrodite?

He used to use 'weirdo' and 'weird' because it was non-specific enough for defamation. I seem to recall him explicitly stating this. It was part of what made the Monty case so funny.

 

[Stiffy]

Something just isn't passing the smell test on these Xweets.

 

[keke]

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Wait, I can't tell who's ousting who from this Qover. Maybe I'm retarded, but these seem like she's snaking on Nick now? We'll have to wait and find out, but this can't be good for the trad dad.

LMAO she wants to be his wife?! Another family destroyed and eaten from the inside, wow April is a next level parasite. She was the second wife once, and wants to do it all over again. Witnessing and participating in the downfall of a family sustains her.