ChiribiscoToo
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Him being cold? His blood circulation must be having some issues. No way a 500 pound 5 foot 1 dude is cold in meheeeeco
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Come on man it’s the Ralphamale. It’s just going to be highs in the 90s and lows in the 70s. Thats practically freezing.
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His shack behind Pablo's house has no AC and is hot as hell but airport lounge is nicely cooled down and has that ever so luxurious air conditioning. Ralph cant even afford dreaming about having AC dood.
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Shanaynay McPiggytittles tends to wear long sleeves inside his hotbox in Merida a lot. Because he runs the AC in that room or does he visibly sweat? I’m frightened to look TBH.
I’m still wondering what the hand gesture in the first pic is all about. It covers some of the shit on his shirt but not all of it.
I’m still wondering what the hand gesture in the first pic is all about. It covers some of the shit on his shirt but not all of it.
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Who the fuck is that?
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They also lose their passports and gets beaten up in Lisbon every time they go there.
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I was thinking it was Moto's selfie hand gesture?
But that kinda doesn't make sense
oh no am I teaching him more about how to use his phone?
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It's a humid climate with a wet season. Mosquito city.
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Ahh... Anotha precociously fortuitous sportsball hat for mah illustrious collection... Juss can't help mahself sometimes! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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AKA EOR, The Gunt, the former Ethan Oliver Ralph who denied the name his daddy done give him to some random guy live on camera outside the courthouse where one of Rekeita’s hearings was to go down.
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I'm spending my 2,000th post to call Ethan a retarded pig that is more broke than a nigger on welfare with drip so cheap, he might as well call himself a crackhore, ha.
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Aaron's ex-wife has expressed an interest in traveling to Merida for an in-studio interview with Ralph, though she also just said she "would love to be" Nick Rekieta's wife so she may not be in the running for Baby Mama #3
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This is ironclad proof Nick is running the account. Remember, April wanted nothing to do with Boss Hog in person.
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Idk, that's trademark vapid whore behavior and assuming someone else would pay for it.
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This bitch is just thinking free vacation and Mexican drugs
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Oh god. You just know how Ralph was implying that he's a big streamer who moved to Mexico for comfort and relaxation as well as bragging about the loads and loads of cheap, accessible drugs.
Nick knows that Ralph is full of shit and Kayla is/was loaded on too many antidepressants to care, but April was likely salivating when he mentioned the drugs.
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She's going to od on the gunts watch, isn't she?
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A crack whore would be perfect for The Gunt. But we all know she wants to be Mrs. Rekieta, causing The Gunt to seethe.
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I think we found the alt account Nick was trying to use to claim Sean was imitating him in Aaron's chat
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It wouldn't be a real trip to California without Ethan finding some new way to seriously injure himself. This time, Ethan fell asleep at the airport and gave himself compressive radial neuropathy, colloquially known as 'Saturday night palsy':
https://archive.ph/HB8wA
By far the most common cause of this specific injury is being too drunk to correct your posture while asleep:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12188953/
The absolute irony of losing the ability to stick out his thumb, out of literally any possible injury, while halfway through a trip to see Faith Vickers is quite profound:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK557520/
Luckily for him, the compressive form of radial neuropathy almost always fully heals with supportive treatment and time (generally only the humeral fracture form is permanent) so he'll be back to sniffing awful things again in only a few months.
https://archive.ph/HB8wA
By far the most common cause of this specific injury is being too drunk to correct your posture while asleep:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12188953/
The absolute irony of losing the ability to stick out his thumb, out of literally any possible injury, while halfway through a trip to see Faith Vickers is quite profound:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK557520/
Luckily for him, the compressive form of radial neuropathy almost always fully heals with supportive treatment and time (generally only the humeral fracture form is permanent) so he'll be back to sniffing awful things again in only a few months.