Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%
  • Total voters
    379
This is glorious. Moar, moar, moar!

Captain Chaos. Have no fear. Him is here to stream!
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April
-Minnesota 7 6 and rapidly depreciating
-Pussy isn't blown out by childbirth
-Does cool things like getting tattoos and doing coke
-worn

Kayla
-Skeleton-like, perfect for October
-Childbirth WRECKED her body
-Gets zonked on pills while watching Star Trek
-Weird family and Swedish prude religion
-Attached to a brood of retards with stupid names

Congrats Nick! You managed to trade up!
 
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Something about Brianna Wu dunking on Nick is really funny to me. Wu's arc from cow to farmer.
Like, even this fuckin dude is clowning on you now.

Who knows what's going on, I think it's a work.
But it would be fantastic if Kayla was getting the fuck out of there.

She can live happily ever after watching Star Trek TNG with FapCop.
 
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Hellion said:
Something about all this still smells off to me*, but they're all stinking degenerates so it's almost impossible to pinpoint where it's coming from without direct evidence. It's all very... performative? It's just a case of who it's directed towards.

We'll see if he actually ends up streaming or pulls out yet again at the last minute.

*and it's not just April's snatch
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What's the odds of Nick getting on his locals stream and announcing to everyone that "Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be a retard"?
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Nothing about the swinging is legally relevant or related, so I have felt free to draw every obvious conclusion :biggrin:.
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I don't know if the swinging is legally relevant or not.

I'm interested in them admitting about the Quover to better understand their state of mind. For all I know, this is the first time they blatantly and openly admitted the existence of the Quover. This speaks a lot to me about what's happening behind the scenes.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Because it is a known line of attack on Null that Nick can parrot. He is not smart enough to come up with his own.
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He got it from Dick. Just like he gets all of his really bad ideas.

That's okay. He makes up for it by having created a line of attack to use against himself.

His 9 year old tested positive for cocaine.

Nick: *Screeches autistically*
Person: "Yeah, but your 9 year old tested positive for cocaine."
Nick: *More autistic screeching*
Person: "Cocaine. 9 year old. Positive test."
Nick: "REEEEEEEEEEEE!" *Hits block button.*

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AnOminous said:
And yet, somehow, at the very same time, "nerd" is the most intense insult he can lob. Why? Why is he limited to that, considering he's a cocksucking shit-eating faggot who takes it up the ass from niggers while watching other niggers fuck his wife AND his slam-pig April?

He seriously can't come up with something better than "nerd?" Because we're all nerds here, at least I hope we are. Are you a nerd?
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It's cause that was the insult that cut him to the quick when he was a young pasty nerdy skeleton in school.

Nick was always a smartboy secret king who resented being made fun by those he considered lower than him. We've come full circle all over again. Also why he is especially vehement torwards women. Those evil hoes who rejected him 20 odd years ago.
 
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Hellion said:
Something about all this still smells off to me*, but they're all stinking degenerates so it's almost impossible to pinpoint where it's coming from without direct evidence. It's all very... performative? It's just a case of who it's directed towards.
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This is what makes this so entertaining. For once, I actually don't even know what's going on. That makes it funny. Because there are like a dozen possibilities, but there are none where Nick is having fun at the end of them. It's just all ways of Nick losing.

That's fun.
 
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