Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Cope levels are at critical, Nick! If we take another hit we are dead! Deploy the projection shields!

 

[Captain Manning]

Did Nicky also watch or endorse Redo of Healer?

Several times. It's been discussed in this thread a lot. He's even got it on Blu Ray. He showed the Blu Ray case on stream. I think a screenshot of that was posted in this thread.

I dunno if he streamed it though. That would be after my time.

 

[repentance]

The way April talks about the polycule being beautiful and it being over, but it didn't have to be, as well as loving "them", still leaves room for Kayla to have been the one who brought about its end. Likewise with saying that you have to love yourself and your partner and not just the idea.

The idea that she can take care of herself when she depended first on Aaron and then on Nick is laughable. If she has walked away, for whatever reason, is she going to expect her parents to now support her? She's become used to a lifestyle which is beyond the means of a factory employee.

We will get clarity about exactly what has happened eventually, if only because Keanu is incapable of keeping her mouth shut. In the meantime we have two court cases to monitor and a sperging Nick to laugh at - life is good.

 

[Stupor Mario]

I think Nick uses nerd to just mean "uncool." Like it's uncool to not do drugs and drink to stupor everynight. Or uncool to make fun of him for being a totally awesome love guru swinger.

"Whaddya mean you don't want to drink hard liquor all night every single day of your life? You actually care about taking care of your children? What are you some kind of neeeerrrrd or something?!"

I still think back to how funny it was when Nick did that carstream months ago when he was trying so hard to look like a badass and not some kind of loser neerrrd. His nerd past insecurity must run deep.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I think Vic mignogna's lawyer from Texas ty beard was a fan of an old Japanese scifi battleship show that seemed actually a tiny bit kino, Nick went the other way and towards rapey revenge shows. I also remember ty beard calling his female lawyers "the amazons" which I thought of when I saw Nick had labeled Amber as the Valkyrie. Weird parallels.

I'm going to bed, please for the love of God let there be funny stream clips when I wake up.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick bought an EVGA Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090ti for $2,500+ from a scalper to help render his basic-ass videos. He is tech illiterate.

This is called being a faggot, because no actual nerd would do something this stupid. Idiot faggots like Nick are why markets are so fucked. People who actually could use something like this are outpriced because some idiot faggot buys it, for no reason, despite having no possible use for it, despite being too dumb to do anything with it.

This is called waste. It is called stupidity. People like Nick should be up against a wall. Like a MAP. But I don't mean that, I mean to be shot.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

>Calls everyone nerds
>Storms off to watch anime

Good one Rackets. Although my favorite cope is him calling everyone NO FUN, like I don't tune into his stupid antics because it isn't just that. What a retard, lol.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Nigger nerd pride world wide

NNRU

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Whaddya mean you don't want to drink hard liquor all night every single day of your life? You actually care about taking care of your children? What are you some kind of neeeerrrrd or something?!"

I still think back to how funny it was when Nick did that carstream months ago when he was trying so hard to look like a badass and not some kind of loser neerrrd. His nerd past insecurity must run deep.

You know what IS totally rad? Feeding your youngest daughter coke. Like, a lot of it.
You know what is extremely bitchin cool? Traumatizing all of your children simultaneously by having drug fueled orgies in the family home, strangers walking around either coked to the gills or zombified into catatonia with ketamine.
If you teach your kids to party like you do, you will have cool kids. Look it up nerds, I'm busy.

 

[AnOminous]

Redo of Healer is shit.

Somehow that's one of his favorites and it's allegedly all about rape. Nick is just a rapey rape guy. I wonder why he was so vehement about Monty sucking little boys' dicks. Perhaps it was because he does that himself?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I think Nick loves promising to stream and then not streaming because pulling the rug out on haters excited to watch him make a fool of himself is the only control he has left in his life.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I think Vic mignogna's lawyer from Texas ty beard was a fan of an old Japanese scifi battleship show that seemed actually a tiny bit kino, Nick went the other way and towards rapey revenge shows. I also remember ty beard calling his female lawyers "the amazons" which I thought of when I saw Nick had labeled Amber as the Valkyrie. Weird parallels.

I'm going to bed, please for the love of God let there be funny stream clips when I wake up.

Ty Beard is old enough to have watched anime that were just called cartoons in the US. Stuff like Speed Racer, Battle of the Planets, Lupin the Third, Mazinger, and specifically here Space Battleship Yamato. A lot of normie kids back then watched these shows.

Nick is into freakshit.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

You know what IS totally rad? Feeding your youngest daughter coke. Like, a lot of it.
You know what is extremely bitchin cool? Traumatizing all of your children simultaneously by having drug fueled orgies in the family home, strangers walking around either coked to the gills or zombified into catatonia with ketamine.
If you teach your kids to party like you do, you will have cool kids. Look it up nerds, I'm busy.

Do you know what's even cooler? Firing up a stream, coked and boozed up, drugs in view, side piece on lap. Fuck dah system, fuck you Dad!
I wish I could be so cool.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Somehow that's one of his favorites and it's allegedly all about rape. Nick is just a rapey rape guy. I wonder why he was so vehement about Monty sucking little boys' dicks. Perhaps it was because he does that himself?

I thought he said anime is cringe and people who watch it are dumb or something like that.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I think Nick loves promising to stream and then not streaming because pulling the rug out on haters excited to watch him make a fool of himself is the only control he has left in his life.

I think it's just the cumulative effect of being a perpetual embarrassment; can't perform sexually, can't argue his own cases, can't fight facts on the internet, can't father his children, can't keep his wives happy. It's just a cascade of perpetual limp dick spreading to all facets of his life. All he can do is try to talk himself up a bit before embarrassing himself even further. Nobody is surprised he doesn't show up. He's the faggot in the gimp suit that thinks he has all the answers but really we're just all laughing at a retarded faggot in a gimp suit.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Ty Beard is old enough to have watched anime that were just called cartoons in the US. Stuff like Speed Racer, Battle of the Planets, Lupin the The Third, Mazinger, and specifically here Space Battleship Yamato. A lot of normie kids back then watched these shows.

Nick is into freakshit.

Nick just seems kinda like a grody guy to his core at this point. Huge porn fan, likes movies about underage sex, likes rape anime.

This is why I stick to media that implies I'm a political extremist instead of a sex pest. Thanks legends of the galactic heroes.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I think it's just the cumulative effect of being a perpetual embarrassment; can't perform sexually, can't argue his own cases, can't fight facts on the internet, can't father his children, can't keep his wives happy. It's just a cascade of perpetual limp dick spreading to all facets of his life. All he can do is try to talk himself up a bit before embarrassing himself even further. Nobody is surprised he doesn't show up. He's the faggot in the gimp suit that thinks he has all the answers but really we're just all laughing at a retarded faggot in a gimp suit.

Not surprising, he's been working hard for a couple years to get himself into unwinnable situations because the only way out is to humble himself which he will probably never do even until death.

 

[dustnight]

On his deathbed if you listen close you'll be able to hear Nick murmur things like "another $5 superchat", "toast to your grandpa", "Johnny Depp", and "oooh mandy"

 

[Annealing Crater]

Has there been any independent confirmation of Kayla's continued existence in the last few days?
In an implied comparison to Kayla, "at least [April] takes care of herself so she doesn't rot and die."

Is Kayla dead and rotting right now?
Are we about to have a JFG arc?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Has there been any independent confirmation of Kayla's continued existence in the last few days?
In an implied comparison to Kayla, "at least [April] takes care of herself so she doesn't rot and die."
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Is Kayla dead and rotting right now?
Are we about to have a JFG arc?

Mama JF is perfectly fine, she's just out for a long walk in the woods. Don't be such a downer, nerd.