Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Celebrate Nite said:
This is fucking cringe to the upteenth power

Neither the hair nor the outfit is correct. Looks like a teenage girl going through her mom's closet and make-up.
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There's nothing distinctive about the character design so nobody's even gonna know who the fuck she's supposed to be unless they're up on all the recent capeshit, and nobody is because even people who usually love superhero stuff don't give a fuck about these dime-a-dozen streaming series. They'll just think she's going as "mob wife aesthetic" or whatever, but Alyssa will probably enjoy that because she thinks she's still 23 and hip with the kids.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
Alyssa's Brooklyn apartment is plagued with leaks, apparently.

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New York or nowhere, amirite?
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I do not understand if the receipt is meant to demonstrate that she had to go to a local thrift store to replace what she lost, or if this idiot thinks anybody pays $24 for two designer dresses.
Because there is not an industry more overpriced and fed off of social pressure than women's clothing.
 
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Absolutego said:
I do not understand if the receipt is meant to demonstrate that she had to go to a local thrift store to replace what she lost, or if this idiot thinks anybody pays $24 for two designer dresses.
Because there is not an industry more overpriced and fed off of social pressure than women's clothing.
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It's a drycleaning receipt. At least she's smart enough to do that ASAP instead of letting the water fester on her clothes. If she were a little smarter maybe she'd invest in some plastic garment bags since she knows there's a leak in her closet.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
It's a drycleaning receipt. At least she's smart enough to do that ASAP instead of letting the water fester on her clothes. If she were a little smarter maybe she'd invest in some plastic garment bags since she knows there's a leak in her closet.
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ngl I'm a little embarrassed I missed that, I looked at the pic like 5 times
 
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Charnel Ground said:
It's a drycleaning receipt. At least she's smart enough to do that ASAP instead of letting the water fester on her clothes. If she were a little smarter maybe she'd invest in some plastic garment bags since she knows there's a leak in her closet.
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Or invest her lawyer monies into one to go after the landlord to get the house fixed instead of wasting it on frivolous vexatious litigation against people exercising their right to free speech.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
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Can I point out, because Alyssa thinks she's a sex goddess and I am a self-declared unlicensed expert on the male gaze, that not only does she not have the visual cleavage of the original, her shitty tattoo makes it even less visible. Even though it's the literal center of the outfit and the framing of the shot. All of which implies that it's intentional in the construction of the outfit and the said presentation in the show.

This also draws attention to how the black top is just not just a random black camisole as Alyssa grabbed but also works to emphasize it. Look at how low it sits on Alyssa, it's practically a male fit.

She absolutely should not explain what it actually is supposed to be and just go with a mob boss' third favorite hooker.
 
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Usually liquor stores have such beers in the large walk in fridge with the other imports and craft beers. It's where I usually find such things. You'll also find some nice ice wines and ciders in there. Only thing you'll find in the beer aisle is American piss water. If she wasn't so afraid of being around real men I'd recommend going to The Jeffrey. I hear it has good beer and food.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
This is so embarassing and I'm not even related to this "woman": (X/A)
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She was probably hoping that someone would make a crude joke in response to her own crude joke, so that she could film it and put it up on Twitter crying about harassment.

IDK Alyssa, maybe you could just hire someone on Fiverr to shout rape threats at you if that's what gets you off? Although you'd probably be banned from the site for sexually harassing contractors.
 
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