Brandon Lee Kellett / Brynn Lee Kellett / Brynn Woods / Valkyrie / Valkyrie Brynn / Valkmommy_Brynn - A lying 2 time retired Iraq grifter and pornstar turned popular coomer guntuber meme

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THIS PERSON IS PRONE TO DFE (DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING) AND DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE'S A TRANNY. IF YOU SEE BRANDON POST SOMETHING, USE ARCHIVE.MD OR GHOSTARCHIVE.ORG

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Brynn Woods (powerword: Brandon Lee Kellett) is a 43-year-old Iraq veteran tranny from the United States. He is most known for being a popular meme in the GunTuber community due to being a coomer. There has been a debate in the GunTuber thread on if this person was a TRUE and HONEST woman or a tranny. Not only can I confirm that this person is a tranny, I can also (somewhat) prove that Brandon is lying about his military experience.
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On March 23rd, 2015, Brandon started a GoFundMe after being wounded in the Iraq war. It had a $2,300 goal with it passed it by $300. Brandon needed assistance in purchasing a Recumbent Trike, per the recommendations of his medical team and physical therapists. (Archive)
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From the GoFundMe page
My name is Brandon Kellett I was a Staff Sergeant in the U.S. Army I served 11 years as a Forward observer. I served 2 tours of duty in Iraq and sustained multiple injuries inculding Traumatic Brain and Spinal injuries I recieved the Purple Heart for my wounds. I am currently retired and on 100% disability. I don't like asking for handouts, but with my current situation I'm so motivated to get this going, so I will do what I must.

I've tried to remain active since my retirement the result of which has only further damaged my spine and chronic degenerating brain function. Due to my chronic pain I have become less mobile and capable of exercising. I can no long participate in hiking or a variety of other activites that I previously enjoyed. I need assistance in purchasing a Recumbant Trike. Per the reccomendations of my medical team and physical therapists there arent many ways I can get the exercise I so desperately need to maintain my health.

I have 3 soon to be 4 beautiful children and an incredible wife that is also my caretaker. They are all at the age where bike riding has become a big interest. I would very much like to participate with them and the prospect of being able to ride a bike again is exhilerating. I have dreams of riding with my family, please help me accomplish this goal. Any contribution is greatly appreciated. These things aren't cheap by any means and my size and limitations mean I would need to get something that is a good fit and supports my back. I am only asking for a portion of what the cost would be.

If all goes well I will be participating in various wounded warrior rides and fund raisers to pay it forward.

Please help me accomplish my goal.

Brandon

My motivation: [PIcture of children]

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Beatrice is two ,she loves the outdoors and already tries to get on every bike she sees. Help her go for a ride with her dad. It's the only way I can keep up with these energetic little guys.
Here it is:

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Brandon Lee Kellett was Brandy Alexander when he first transitioned which he seems to have gotten successfully deleted from the original site called Grooby Girls but can still be found on other porn sites if you search "Brandy Alexander t-girl".
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According to Brandon's website, this is how he describes himself. No, I did not type this out on purpose. If you go to his website, you will see it typed like this.
I am a mom, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran and a gun hobbyist / competitive shooter.

I served 2 tours in Iraq where I performed multiple roles within the Military Intelligence apparatus. I was wounded in 2008 in the Siege of Sadr City conflict and subsequently was retired as a Staff Sergeant. I have a deep love for my country and its military service men and women.

If you aren't surprised, this thing has an OnlyFans as per usual with trannies. This is unedited from his website.
I have been an content creator since 2020 where I started online making military and dark humor videos.

I branched out into other forms of content over the years. Including independent adult and most recently firearms content. I love what I do, and I appreciate you all.

This is Brandon's merch website. As surprising as it is, there's nothing on his merch shop. There isn't much to critique in this area because the website is just broken with continuous spelling errors, broken footer links, nothing on the website, and advertising clothes that do not exist. But at least you can sign up for future merch drops!
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If you've been on Twitter last month, you've likely seen this meme. Yes, that is a tranny and yes, that is him.
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Brandon likes to use social media as a way to thirst-trap foreign men or degenerate tranny chasers by using his "natal" body.



This caption perfectly describes his TikTok content.
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If you try to search for the name "brynnwoods" on TikTok, you will find a lot of accounts with different variations. This could be one of two things, or both simultaneously. Brandon keeps getting his account banned because he's a degenerate faggot that can't stop showing his manboobs off every time a camera is on him, or there are other people that are pretending to be him for either scam/other purposes.
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By the way, if you go to his Instagram account, this is the first thing you see.
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On August 8th, 2017, Brandon made his Fetlife account.
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On November 4th, 2023, Brandon uploaded a compilation of his dark humor TikToks. You may be curious to know how a tranny does comedy. Well, you should watch it.


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At some point in 2024, Brandon got his dick chopped off.
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On March 30th, 2024, a video titled "Brynn Woods is a liar" was uploaded. It claims that Brynn is lying about pretending to be a female and even STOLEN VALOR??? :story:
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On August 9th, 2024, Brandon tweets a stalker update
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On August 12th, 2024, Brandon went private on the internet because he's been dealing with a stalker. (Archive)
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On August 24th, 2024, Brandon released a video on how he got his Purple Heart from Iraq.


On September 28th, 2024, Brandon asked YouTube on Twitter why his content was getting shadow banned. Can anyone guess why?
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Brandon took that photo on the right a fucking day after taking his daughters to the movies.
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On October 21st, 2024, Brandon started his Twitter community called "Valhalla", likely where more trannychasers can tweet about how much they love sucking trannydick.
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Keep in mind, this nigga posts NSFW literally everywhere else but the community is where he's going to post the REAL risque shit.
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This is where Brandon lives.

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This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


Yes, he has children.
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get it? cause it's a sex joke
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Brandon is a TRUE and HONEST gorl that sits down while "she" pees. The state of that bathroom :story:
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On October 14th, 2024, Brandon responds to his involvement in the Iraq war. A common thing that people like to call Brandon is a war criminal due to the controversial war that happened back in '05. Regardless of how you feel about how America handled the invasion of Iraq is fine, but this is a common thing you see with Brandon. He's actually one of the good "mommies".

 
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This is where Brandon lives, I am not autistic enough to track down exactly where this house is.
TBH that skeleton decoration is pretty cool & spooky, but the weird mannequin dancing next to it is way more scary.
If you've been on Twitter last month, you've likely seen this meme.
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I feel incredibly venerated, when I first saw this meme I just instantly thought it was a tranny with fake silicone butt pads.
On November 4th, 2023, Brandon uploaded a compilation of his dark humor TikToks. You may be curious to know how a tranny does comedy. Well, you should watch it.
Wow, this tranny's humor is not just porn, but porn & killing children.

Also, any idea when this guy trooned out? I assume after his time in the military in 2005 but before his name change in 2017, but wonder if there is anything more specific.
 
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@Osama Bin Laden remember that the first thing in the post becomes the page description when the page is shared. It should always be the most interesting thing about the person.
sorry, i just got fed all this information just now. i'll be honest, i just found out the tranny was apart of a popular meme. give me a sec

is this better?

A lying 2-time retired Iraq combat veteran and pornstar turned popular coomer guntuber meme​

 
I've been telling people this is a tranny, but many refuse to believe it cause they already jerked off to him, smh. It's so obvious too.

The fact he has two daughters is absolutely horrifying. Trannies with military training in general are scary because they are extremely dangerous AND mentally ill, it only takes one bad misgendering for them to go postal.
 
I've been telling people this is a tranny, but many refuse to believe it cause they already jerked off to him, smh. It's so obvious too.

The fact he has two daughters is absolutely horrifying. Trannies with military training in general are scary because they are extremely dangerous AND mentally ill, it only takes one bad misgendering for them to go postal.
i wonder what other tranny loves guns and is batshit insane. atleast he got the dick chopped off so its not gay bro

mhm???

Also, any idea when this guy trooned out? I assume after his time in the military in 2005 but before his name change in 2017, but wonder if there is anything more specific.
this was likely taken during his time in iraq but i cannot confirm at this time. if i seriously had to guess, probably 2015-2016 he trooned out.
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found the house lol
 
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How do people not see him as a tranny? He doesn't pass at all... the weird implants don't even sit right. I'm losing faith in society being capable of clocking these weirdos.
i'll be honest, i didn't know this person was a tranny based on the video because my exact experience was scrolling twitter, seeing the video, and scrolling past it because it's coomer shit.
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i'll be honest, i didn't know this person was a tranny based on the video because my exact experience was scrolling twitter, seeing the video, and scrolling past it because it's coomer shit.
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Look at the neck and shoulders especially here. The jawline too. Lack of defined collarbone despite being a relatively lower weight (he's still fat though). Man.

Also, jesus fuck the stinkditch cameltoe must be a fetish. No woman would do that shit and post it online.
 
How do people not see him as a tranny? He doesn't pass at all... the weird implants don't even sit right. I'm losing faith in society being capable of clocking these weirdos.
Probably because a lot of the guys in the guntuber sphere are autists and they tend to have a harder time telling if someone is a tranny. It's the same reason most autists who are trannies think they pass flawlessly and ask why they keep getting misgendered "even though I have long hair and wear a dress, fake boobs and lipstick?!?!" like they genuinely think that's the only difference between men and women.

Also the idea that there exists a big booba big booty redhead girl that is interested in the same hobby as them probably makes them ignore red flags.
 
It appears that in typical tranny fashion he named himself after a videogame character.
dude you gotta be fucking kidding me
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gee? i wonder why people would take such an issue with this

i fucking hate my life
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lol wait a minute (Archive 2)
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Is this him? The name and details about his time in Iraq seem to match, but some of the other details seem a bit different, like this guy being a 100% disabled veteran. https://www.gofundme.com/f/pq17cw (A)
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Brynn Woods (powerword: Brandon Lee Kellet) is a 43-year-old Iraq tranny from the United States. According to Brandon's website, this is how he describes himself. No, I did not type this out on purpose. If you go to his website, you will see it typed like this.
What is the line on his website that he uses to describe himself? I didn't see him calling himself a 43-year-old Iraq tranny from the United States which is what I thought it was referring to.
Also, is his name Brandon Lee Kellett like in the title or Brandon Lee Kellet like here?
 
What is the line on his website that he uses to describe himself? I didn't see him calling himself a 43-year-old Iraq tranny from the United States which is what I thought it was referring to.
Also, is his name Brandon Lee Kellett like in the title or Brandon Lee Kellet like here?
On the website, it says 40 but if you look at the dates of the trannyporn tweets that @Lidl Drip and do quick maths, Brandon is 43. He didn't call himself that, I did. The stuff in the quotations is directly pulled from his website.

According to legal documents, it's with 2 t's.

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Is this him? The name and details about his time in Iraq seem to match, but some of the other details seem a bit different, like this guy being a 100% disabled veteran. https://www.gofundme.com/f/pq17cw (A)
Everything lines up with what he's said. I think it's him. The only thing that's terrifying is that Brandon tweeted he has 3 daughters, not 2.

Edit: He says in the gofundme that he has another one on the way :story:

The timeline lines up because he started porn around 2016. The last update was in 2015.
 
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Good write up.

I took a minute to scroll his community posts on yt. He posted a picture of his purple heart paperwork. Interestingly it's dated 2010 and uses his tranny name. The screenshot of the Jefferson county website says he changed his name in 2017. Do they print these things retroactively, quick Photoshop, or is the Jefferson county thing a partial timeline?

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It appears that in typical tranny fashion he named himself after a videogame character.
That is definately tranny bait in its style, but I don't think he named himself after that character. He filed his name change request in 2017, the game came out on April 21, 2021 with the Brynn character according to the wiki.
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On the website, it says 40 but if you look at the dates of the trannyporn tweets that @Lidl Drip and do quick maths, Brandon is 43. He didn't call himself that, I did. The stuff in the quotations is directly pulled from his website.
Oh I see, the "I am a mom" quotation is so much further down the page now it didn't connect for me. I think the website quotes needs to be reorganised to be closer to where you talk about his webpage.

I think it would be good to retake screenshots from the Jefferson County Document Search site rather than using the pixelated & redacted ones from the instagram, though that instagram post did a good job. Jennifer Paige Kellett is potentially his ex-wife who changed her last name to Broadway in 2021.
"Kellett" Documents List:
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"Brandon Lee Kellett" Documents:
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"Jennifer Paige Kellett" Document:
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