Pyrocynical / Niall Comas - Inflation / Furshit / Weird Allegations

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Ferryman said:
I'd like to think Pyro is only dating this chick for two reasons: free tailor-made brapfat content, and to hide the fact that he is almost certainly a faggot. The Furry:Faggot correlation is scientifically proven, with only 10% of the fandom identifying as heterosexual as of this 2020 survey (which has an actually statistically significant sample size). Statistically speaking, there's about a 90% chance that my boy Pyro is a gaybo.

A bit of an aside, but the furfags actually have a pretty robust scientific community. Don't know if I should be horrified or impressed.
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Lots of furry artists pair themselves with a furry partner who has money and is a commission whore because it's rare to be able to pay your bills and rent as an artist by themselves, and loads of money will come from an overpaid IT, defense contractor, or engineering career furry (or in this case, a popular streamer). She also gets the clout that comes with dating him and him protecting her from any backlash she gets from owed commissions she may not do. In exchange, he gets endless brapfat porn.
 
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New picture of pyrocynical. Why does he look like that?

 
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SwanSwanson said:
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New picture of pyrocynical. Why does he look like that?

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I mean he's been dressing like a weird lanky lesbian for years, there was clearly an end goal to it all.
Crispy Pancake said:
Lots of furry artists pair themselves with a furry partner who has money and is a commission whore because it's rare to be able to pay your bills and rent as an artist by themselves, and loads of money will come from an overpaid IT, defense contractor, or engineering career furry (or in this case, a popular streamer). She also gets the clout that comes with dating him and him protecting her from any backlash she gets from owed commissions she may not do. In exchange, he gets endless brapfat porn.
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Their relationship is probably entirely transactional and performative, Pyro looks straight, and she gets clout for being known as "pyrocynical's girlfriend".
 
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SpergPatrol said:
The Pyro situation is being brought up again as some new information has come out

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I've got to admit that I somewhat feel bad for Tom, he was essentially right on the money, but because he had made a few errors now everything in his video got thrown out. He's been completely shit on for several years now, and he's been completely buck broken into apologizing for trying to shine a light on a fart-huffing pedo furry.
 
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Pyro is going to keep getting away with it as long as he is active on youtube. A fact.

The fanbase he amassed does not consider his past actions as grooming. Turkey Tom said on video recently that he (pyro) did not groom that girl (did say the exchanges were degenerate). Pyro has a gaggle of furries rallying behind him 24/7 jumping at any dissenter. Every person that has touched base with Pyro either get eaten alive for some drama/crimes which Pyro always somehow has nothing to do with (according to Pyro and fans) or use his following to sweep and boost their yt careers.

Love him or hate him. He made it and is right where he wants to be. He is happy with his degenerate life and does not want to trade it for anything else. His souless eyes with massive bags, pale white skin which hadn't seen the sun in 20 years, the manboobs. He does not care. He only cares for power, indulging in his sexual fantasies and keeping a steady stream of cash from furries who click on his videos.

Morality, principles, giving back to society, God, faith. Mere obstacles and nuisances. He is a true MACHIAVELLIAN mastermind.
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He is evil. Intelligent. And has chosen his path. Which he will continue on until he reaches old age and his dick can't handle yiff anymore.
 
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If you dump thousands of pounds a month on furry porn, you have your own loyal and devoted furry army of popular porn artists, gooners, and clout chasers.
 
Colon capital V said:
Faggot deserves to be publicly lynched for being this open about his degeneracy. Fuckers like him used to be bullied for exposing their retarded fetish, and I'm more pissed this was the result of the grooming shit than him actually ERPing with that 16 year old.
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Sadly boss, we live in clownworld where this degeneracy is not only welcomed and celebrated, it’s rewarded.
 
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south border guy said:
Sadly boss, we live in clownworld where this degeneracy is not only welcomed and celebrated, it’s rewarded.
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Youtube is a machine. Not a person. People use the machine for entertainment, Pyro games the machine to his own favor. He is bullied, but he has a cynical view of human behavior and expects it, it doesn't phase him.

The outward persona projected is that of a furry fetishist "look at me guys I'm just a degen" but inward he is a calculating person who cares for his bottom line. As long as his bottom line is safe, and has a sphere of people he can use to get ahead, he will continue.

His relationships are shallow and transactional. Even Clown, his sweeper, has problems with him on his discord server (you can feel the tension in one of their podcast episodes)

Every person is a chess piece to him, a means to an end. Squizzy wasn't his gf because she made him happy, her art made him happy. His current gfs art makes him happy, not her in particular.

His childhood taught him it's eat or be eaten, and he decided to be the wolf in sheeps clothing. It's a character trait he won't ever change.
 
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Vibe_Guy said:
Youtube is a machine. Not a person. People use the machine for entertainment, Pyro games the machine to his own favor. He is bullied, but he has a cynical view of human behavior and expects it, it doesn't phase him.

The outward persona projected is that of a furry fetishist "look at me guys I'm just a degen" but inward he is a calculating person who cares for his bottom line. As long as his bottom line is safe, and has a sphere of people he can use to get ahead, he will continue.

His relationships are shallow and transactional. Even Clown, his sweeper, has problems with him on his discord server (you can feel the tension in one of their podcast episodes)

Every person is a chess piece to him, a means to an end. Squizzy wasn't his gf because she made him happy, her art made him happy. His current gfs art makes him happy, not her in particular.

His childhood taught him it's eat or be eaten, and he decided to be the wolf in sheeps clothing. It's a character trait he won't ever change.
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I know you’ve called him Machiavelli before but in all honesty, you're giving him too much credit. He’s only really gotten away with all this due to the incompetence of his critics (Ivory and Tom mostly), his fans constantly white-knighting with their “le epic meming on the situation” (Go ahead and try to find an original joke here), and him staying silent when the topic ever arises what so ever.

However, I do agree with your points still, and if he’s anything like Machiavelli, let’s hope he gets overthrown(canceled), tortured(trolled), and banished from the internet(I would say jailed but knowing Bobbies they won’t do shit).
 
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Colon capital V said:
Faggot deserves to be publicly lynched for being this open about his degeneracy. Fuckers like him used to be bullied for exposing their retarded fetish, and I'm more pissed this was the result of the grooming shit than him actually ERPing with that 16 year old.
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The fact that he went full mask off with his degeneracy after getting caught is the most frustrating part of it, especially since he made it part of his brand to appeal to the furries watching his stuff, even pretending to "accidentally" show porn mods and the like on his streams.
Vibe_Guy said:
Pyro is going to keep getting away with it as long as he is active on youtube. A fact.

The fanbase he amassed does not consider his past actions as grooming. Turkey Tom said on video recently that he (pyro) did not groom that girl (did say the exchanges were degenerate). Pyro has a gaggle of furries rallying behind him 24/7 jumping at any dissenter. Every person that has touched base with Pyro either get eaten alive for some drama/crimes which Pyro always somehow has nothing to do with (according to Pyro and fans) or use his following to sweep and boost their yt careers.

Love him or hate him. He made it and is right where he wants to be. He is happy with his degenerate life and does not want to trade it for anything else. His souless eyes with massive bags, pale white skin which hadn't seen the sun in 20 years, the manboobs. He does not care. He only cares for power, indulging in his sexual fantasies and keeping a steady stream of cash from furries who click on his videos.

Morality, principles, giving back to society, God, faith. Mere obstacles and nuisances. He is a true MACHIAVELLIAN mastermind.
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He is evil. Intelligent. And has chosen his path. Which he will continue on until he reaches old age and his dick can't handle yiff anymore.
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While Youtube IS a soulless machine driven chessboard where only narcissists and slaves to the algorithm can make it big, let's not give him too much credit. He's just some pale, gangly perverted NEET with no personality or empathy who just managed to gain and cultivate an audience that'll never look down on him, either because they share his fetishes, or they're le epic memers who are probably in middle school.
In the real world, he would have been some talentless factory worker or something, and technically he still is, just a digital version that's overpaid for the slop he outputs.
 
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Colon capital V said:
Faggot deserves to be publicly lynched for being this open about his degeneracy. Fuckers like him used to be bullied for exposing their retarded fetish, and I'm more pissed this was the result of the grooming shit than him actually ERPing with that 16 year old.
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Pyro is practically boasting his degeneracy now. He openly commissions fetish art of his fursona. Probably actively encourages it to be posted so it can end up in the hands of his gooner audience and pull them deeper into the pit with him. He's successfully managed to normalize this behavior to an audience of millions of people by turning it into some weird irony-fuelled joke. The parrells to Finnster are uncanny.
 
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