Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

That intro music for Jack on the Go is fucking obnoxious.

Reminder that he paid like $200 for children's music

 

[The Grimace]

Reminder that he paid like $200 for children's music

Alvin and the Chipmunks in the Taco Bell Bathroom.mp3

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Then him sperging out over how he's not going to try the frosty because it's unhealthy and how it's the burger is already bad for him like he doesn't have a pair of mommy milkers on his chest already.

Remember this is the same faggot who used to go on about how eating sugar when lifting was good and showed a bag with a Rice Krispy square and some jujubees in it as a "workout snack". While also when they went to Vegas and had to film Hammy Jr trying her first In & Out burger, Jr told his dad to shut up because he was "enjoying his burger".

In short he's larping as a health guy when he eats like his father does, eats sugar and drinks beer.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

I guess Jr. is trying to speedrun his way to his first stroke.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I guess Jr. is trying to speedrun his way to his first stroke.

He's gotta catch up to his dad after all.

 

[p1138]

Remember this is the same faggot who used to go on about how eating sugar when lifting was good and showed a bag with a Rice Krispy square and some jujubees in it as a "workout snack". While also when they went to Vegas and had to film Hammy Jr trying her first In & Out burger, Jr told his dad to shut up because he was "enjoying his burger".

In short he's larping as a health guy when he eats like his father does, eats sugar and drinks beer.

Seriously? Carbs can be a work out snack(not a bunch of fucking corn syrup) for when you're cycling/running/etc. (and burning those carbs) not fucking weight lifting.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Seriously? Carbs can be a work out snack(not a bunch of fucking corn syrup) for when you're cycling/running/etc. (and burning those carbs) not fucking weight lifting.

Yes he did and he was pushing it for a while.

Meanwhile the only exercise it looks like he's been doing lately is competitive eating.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.

 

[p1138]

Yes he did and he was pushing it for a while.

Meanwhile the only exercise it looks like he's been doing lately is competitive eating.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.

Or perhaps Jr. has realized that he's still a manchild and incapable of taking care of a kid of his own and thus makes sure they use rubbers at a minimum.

LOL, nah that would require having a brain. He's just gay.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Yes he did and he was pushing it for a while.

Meanwhile the only exercise it looks like he's been doing lately is competitive eating.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.

Jr is a closet fag but Tammy Jr did have a brain tumor. If she got chemo/radiation her nether regions are probably yeeted.

 

[boxybum]

Dang, jr sure grew up to be a fuckin douche huh? The way he talks, his lack of manners and tact. Quit a well paying job to play video games and touch football with children . College drop out. What a fucking loser.

Also, on a completely separate note, either Jr really is gay or he's shooting blanks because he and Hammy Jr got married how long ago and she's still not pregnant. I'd have expected her to have had a kid by now.

For both their sakes we should hope they don't have children. Jr doesn't even have a job as far as we know. He was working at a gas station. He probably plans to mooch off of his parents for the rest of his life. I am sure Tammy has stashed away Jacks youtube bucks for when he croaks.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Dang, jr sure grew up to be a fuckin douche huh? The way he talks, his lack of manners and tact. Quit a well paying job to play video games and touch football with children . College drop out. What a fucking loser.

For both their sakes we should hope they don't have children. Jr doesn't even have a job as far as we know. He was working at a gas station. He probably plans to mooch off of his parents for the rest of his life. I am sure Tammy has stashed away Jacks youtube bucks for when he croaks.

Jr works at a warehouse and "coaches" (has Tammy Jr give him dry handjobs) youth football. He had a HVAC apprenticeship but it was apparently taking away too much time from him being a wigger in COD Online, so he pissed away a six figure career path so he could sit on his ass. Just like Daddy.

 

[p1138]

Dang, jr sure grew up to be a fuckin douche huh? The way he talks, his lack of manners and tact. Quit a well paying job to play video games and touch football with children . College drop out. What a fucking loser.

For both their sakes we should hope they don't have children. Jr doesn't even have a job as far as we know. He was working at a gas station. He probably plans to mooch off of his parents for the rest of his life. I am sure Tammy has stashed away Jacks youtube bucks for when he croaks.

Works at a warehouse for some non profit involved in shoes for the needy or some shit. He doesn't even have the convenience store job anymore.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Since when is Paul a chef? I thought this guy had like, a bullshit private investigator firm. I didn't know he had anything to do with professional cooking.

 

[MSPaintSupremacy]

Since when is Paul a chef? I thought this guy had like, a bullshit private investigator firm. I didn't know he had anything to do with professional cooking.

Anyone is a professional chef if you use him as a basis for cooking.

 

[Rinascere]

Seriously? Carbs can be a work out snack(not a bunch of fucking corn syrup) for when you're cycling/running/etc. (and burning those carbs) not fucking weight lifting.

Post-workout carbs for weightlifting are very much a thing when you're doing a cut, competition prep or changing gears to a higher-volume routine. It's not uncommon for strength athletes to hit a couple of gummy bears or Pixi Stix after a workout, either. Higher glycemic index foods (even small amounts of candy or other sugary snacks) are good for replenishing the glycogen necessary for proper maintenance and growth of skeletal muscle.

Junior isn't anywhere near a strength athlete, so none of this would really be necessary for him.

 

[p1138]

Post-workout carbs for weightlifting are very much a thing when you're doing a cut, competition prep or changing gears to a higher-volume routine. It's not uncommon for strength athletes to hit a couple of gummy bears or Pixi Stix after a workout, either. Higher glycemic index foods (even small amounts of candy or other sugary snacks) are good for replenishing the glycogen necessary for proper maintenance and growth of skeletal muscle.

Junior isn't anywhere near a strength athlete, so none of this would really be necessary for him.

Fair enough, but he was also the flabby fuck that has to push his biceps up when crossing his arms, skips leg day, halfassed his workouts, and so on. So yeah, no he was never doing any hardcore strength training.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Jack is retarded as usual and seems to have forgotten that part of Wendy's shtick is that their patties are square because he keeps bringing it up and sounding surprised and confused, although those are also his natural state of being.

It's just yet another example of Jack not knowing how restaurants actually operate. Wendy's hamburger patties come in fresh, why would they either outsource round frozen patties and totally go against what their beef is known for, or bother to change the shape at (for lack of a better term) the meat factory when they don't know how many they'll need, and reshaping them in-store would be an unnecessary complication their many low ability employees would struggle with? Jesus Jack is so fucking dumb.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Works at a warehouse for some non profit involved in shoes for the needy or some shit. He doesn't even have the convenience store job anymore.

Ackshually , now that the heat in TN has reached levels where even pussies like Junior could work outside, he had recently taken a landscaping job. MC Bitchtits posted some irrigation equipment on his socials because he could do an easy cock joke .

Junior couldn’t do this job in the summer. It’s too hot. He has to take it in the fall.

He will bitch out by December right when he has to run a roof rake for snow removal (the best exercise for his embarrassing shoulders and traps ). Remember this is the guy that ran away from the excruciating labor of installing mini splits

Since when is Paul a chef? I thought this guy had like, a bullshit private investigator firm. I didn't know he had anything to do with professional cooking.

I firmly believe that Paul had hidden camera urination pics and vids of all of his clients. He’s a fucking weirdo

 

[p1138]

Ackshually , now that the heat in TN has reached levels where even pussies like Junior could work outside, he had recently taken a landscaping job. MC Bitchtits posted some irrigation equipment on his socials because he could do an easy cock joke .

Junior couldn’t do this job in the summer. It’s too hot. He has to take it in the fall.

He will bitch out by December right when he has to run a roof rake for snow removal (the best exercise for his embarrassing shoulders and traps ). Remember this is the guy that ran away from the excruciating labor of installing mini splits

So now this retard has downgraded his career to being the equivalent of a fucking day laborer? You've gotta be shitting me. I assume he didn't like the HVAC work because it involved being outside when it's hot(when people are willing to pay more to fix their shit), The gas station he probably hated the hours and having to not be a shithead. Why he would have left a job at a warehouse moving boxes to another manual labor job...

I firmly believe that Paul had hidden camera urination pics and vids of all of his clients. He’s a fucking weirdo

That's where this fucker is from. I was confused who the fuck "chef paul" was but yeah he was the dumb wannabe private investigator friend.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Or perhaps Jr. has realized that he's still a manchild and incapable of taking care of a kid of his own and thus makes sure they use rubbers at a minimum.

LOL, nah that would require having a brain. He's just gay.

The kinda jobs Junior has been working recently can't pay much. I mean how much could you make stacking boxes for a nonprofit? Like 20k? LOL. Junior seems like a kid who never got proper guidance from either parent. So far he has tried to become an NFL player (while not even being good enough for D3 college ball) ,a rapper, a knock-off Dude Perfect youtube channel with his buddies and most recently a streamer. All the real jobs he gets he quits shortly after. He has his head in the clouds and probably tells his wife that they will have kids when he hits the big time and starts making the big bucks and she probably believes him.

Junior needs to shape up or this family guy clip will be very relatable a few decades from now