Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Estate]

Come on Nick, just buy a ticket to Mexico already.
Everyone knows the inevitable Merida arc is coming.
Best part is, Ralph has plenty of bottles for you to shove up your ass. Some even without piss in them.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Might as well cuck out in all aspects of your life.

SEAN

I BET YOU USE TWO LOAVES FOR SANDWICHES, SEAN

YOU’RE A FAT FATTIE, SEAN

YOU’RE A NERD WHO PAINT MODELS, SEAN

YOU’RE A FAT NERD WHO FATS, SEAN

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME SEAN!!!! SEAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! DON’T LEAVE ME SEAN!!!!!

(A tip of the hat to the late, great Andy Griffith)

 

[AnOminous]

He is The Man Who Would Not Shut Up.

He is The Man Who Was Cucked to Death.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

is the cuck house still for sale? this could be a great opportunity. 350k and cameras pointed at the rackets mansion fish tank aint got shit on this possibility!

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't the easy solution be to...idk....disable all comments and private everything? Or is it that you actually want that interaction after all?

He's a cuck and a loser and extremely upset that "Internet fwens" don't exist, just like Jim told him, and that people are just honestly talking about what a vile piece of shit he is and how he should kill himself. I'd suggest pointing up toward the medulla oblongata, but since Nick is a tiny little girl bitch, I'd just suggest down the street, not across the avenue.

In short, DIE NICK.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

is the cuck house still for sale? this could be a great opportunity. 350k and cameras pointed at the rackets mansion fish tank aint got shit on this possibility!

Null should buy it. Imagine the sitcom tier shit that would go down
Howdy neighbor
FUCK YOU!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Nick will always be resentful that he was unable to replicate his lawtube success when the type content he put out changed. He thought his popularity was personal rather than based on the content he was putting out and he blames his audience for his misjudgment rather than himself. It's a mistake many entertainers have made but most of them have had the option of returning to their previous style.

Any content creation or creative pursuit is like this. It's like if a painter became famous for painting landscapes, but they love black dick and they want to paint black cocks all day. 100% they would make all their fans/patrons upset if they started to paint giant throbbing nigger dicks.

He wasn't thinking, and he believed if he condition his audience slowly enough it would work. The plan has failed spectacularly.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

So his drugged out whore wife has a hearing tomorrow which has Rackets freaking out a bit? And people are calling wellness checks on his drugged out side whore?

I've fallen a bit behind in the baldoverse collapse, did he already have his omnibus hearing? I know a judge basically slapped his shit down earlier but I don't know if that was the same hearing she's having tomorrow.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Just came here to call nick a Cuck.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He is The Man Who Was Cucked to Death.

"I'm not ashamed of really anything"

 

[Mandatory User Name]

No one caring about principles is your cope for not having any.

Classic.

"weaponizing your principles against you" is the same thing as "holding someone to their principles"
If you can't live by your own principles and defend them as needed then they were never principles to begin with, and you've been living a lie. What's that word Nick is so fond of? "HYPOCRISY"

This is how Fake Libertarians "Lolberts" exist, eternally shifting goalposts based on whatever suits them at the time. Nick by his own pretend standards is now a government Cuck, tonguing the Boot of government.

 

[AnOminous]

Just came here to call nick a Cuck.

Don't forget to press X to SEEEEEAN SEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[BradolfPittler]

So, where are we at on Kayla being out of the relationship? Between the sandwich stream and April's new tweets, I'm like 90%. Even taking Nick at his word and assuming Aaron is a liar, what we do know as indisputable fact is that Aaron had at least one naked picture of Kayla, presumably sent by Kayla.

Fellow kiwinerds, my theory is that Kayla was still in contact with Aaron outside the bounds of the Rekieta relationship, and the revenge porn instance is how Nick found out. I suspect Nick seized the moment and kicked her out.

 

[dustnight]

Seriously like no cap 100% unironically for real for real, what the actual fuck did he mean by this?
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"You can't even spell chin"
What did he mean by this?

It means he's FAT, fat and nerdy god imagine being a FAT illiterate NERD lmao learn some social cues nerd

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Who knows, maybe the victory of a Balldo bride will entice him to return. The funny thing is somewhere out there Duncan is probably doing a victory lap about all of this without realizing that the things that got Balldo in trouble are all the things Duncan advocated for and had Balldo been true to his trad LARP he wouldn't have fallen as hard as he had.

Duncan did try doing a minor victory lap but failed. If he didn’t get cucked off the internet by 2 legit cucks (Rekieta and Destiny) he might try coping his way through a victory lap

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Any content creation or creative pursuit is like this. It's like if a painter became famous for painting landscapes, but they love black dick and they want to paint black cocks all day. 100% they would make all their fans/patrons upset if they started to paint giant throbbing nigger dicks.

He wasn't thinking, and he believed if he condition his audience slowly enough it would work. The plan has failed spectacularly.

Yes, the story of Rekieta is exactly this.

 

[repentance]

Booger sugar lawyer speed running to be most hated streamer on YouTube.

He'd actually have to stream to become that.

So his drugged out whore wife has a hearing tomorrow which has Rackets freaking out a bit? And people are calling wellness checks on his drugged out side whore?

I've fallen a bit behind in the baldoverse collapse, did he already have his omnibus hearing? I know a judge basically slapped his shit down earlier but I don't know if that was the same hearing she's having tomorrow.

The person that said they called in a wellness check was bluffing. The police officer they claimed they talked to has retired.

Nick already had his omnibus hearing. His next court date is in November.

Fellow kiwinerds, my theory is that Kayla was still in contact with Aaron outside the bounds of the Rekieta relationship, and the revenge porn instance is how Nick found out. I suspect Nick seized the moment and kicked her out.

Aaron is subject to a restraining order in relation to Kayla. Even he isn't stupid enough to be in contact with her knowing that it could be a set up. I'm sure he's been told to forward any attempted communication from any of the polycule to his lawyer.

Without a negotiated settlement, Nick would get savaged in a divorce. He'd be ecstatic if he could offload Kayla onto someone else and pursue and increasingly hedonistic life with April, especially if Kayla took the kids.

It would be hilarious if the lawyer who wants to talk to Aaron is a divorce lawyer for Kayla, though.

 

[Vibralldo]

Might as well cuck out in all aspects of your life.

He already has

 

[Sharpeteer]

It means he's FAT, fat and nerdy god imagine being a FAT illiterate NERD lmao learn some social cues nerd

Fat people can recommend the best places in town to get burgers or burritos.

Nick can't do anything.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Does anyone have an explanation for Nick's recent discovery of nerd? While we are at it, in what World isn't he one?