DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Someone asked Phil on the N1 Podcast today if Khet is off tomorrow . "I don't know. Her schedule changes so much" Apparently her schedule is so erratic, she doesn't even know if she works 24 hours in advance.

Phil's day off used to be planned around his wife's day off. He recently changed his day off to Saturday. Considering his wife is a minimum wage retail slave and the holiday shopping season is coming, it's highly unlikely she could swing getting off every weekend. Phil also has to take off another extra day on Wednesday for a SUPER SECRET reason no one needs to know about.

Something strange is going on at the Snort Fort. I don't know what Phil's lying about, but I know he's lying.
He is trying to do minimal upgrades before a home inspection so he can sell the snort fort and go even deeper into hermitdom
 
like yes phil CoD hit the goals quickly... just like every single new game you start does for a few days then slows down to mega begging
Lol I was watching his COD streams. He sucks. Hell, he’s lucky if he gets a 1.0 K/D in any game. “DOOD MY K/D IS SOOOO GOOD”
18 kills 19 deaths isn’t good, Phil
 
This is fucking insane and gonna be on the clips channels tomorrow

>Asks Kick whales what they want to see play, so basically "why aren't you paying me like you usually are?"
>Does poll and ignores it cause trolls, so was completely pointless.
>Wagequit WWEC and sent to banworld.
>Tells people not to get addicted to wwec
>Tells people that every dollar he spent in wwec was because he had a positive income, so could afford it. Ignores the fact that he went bankrupt.
>DarksydePimp the usual whale gave 25 subs upon switching to COD, meaning the whole business is being held up by DarksydePimp, Void72, Rend/Patric, IronChefSakai/OIC/Possibly Adamdbz90sman.
 
Void and Pimp are both bored of WWEC on the same stream, both aren't interested in supporting it. Pimp tells Phil to switch to COD, Phil agrees and immediately gets whaled out by Pimp with 25 subs to hit the goal, just like ☕ used to do. Next time when some faggot claims these aren't all socks.

meaning the whole business is being held up by DarksydePimp, Void72, Rend/Patric, IronChefSakai/OIC/Possibly Adamdbz90sman.
Those are all the same guy.
 
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Again, Phail is so ignorant about how the real world works that he can't pull off a believable lie. Retailers are anal about scheduling so they know they have shifts covered. They don't tell workers on Tuesday that they're working on Wednesday hoping they didn't plan something.
I think the Kat schedule comes down to:
1) She works part time and either has a few days off a week or works 4-hour shifts
2) When she's off, very occasionally do they go to "appointments/haircuts/restaurants" together, but usually she just sits around the house doing fuck all while Phil does the errands himself anyway.
3) He still wants to have her schedule as an excuse and part of the myth of his happy marriage, so he throws out a lot of mentions to it so he can take off when he wants.

Any specifics are various shades of lies and don't mean anything more than anything else Phil says.
 
I think the Kat schedule comes down to:
1) She works part time and either has a few days off a week or works 4-hour shifts
2) When she's off, very occasionally do they go to "appointments/haircuts/restaurants" together, but usually she just sits around the house doing fuck all while Phil does the errands himself anyway.
3) He still wants to have her schedule as an excuse and part of the myth of his happy marriage, so he throws out a lot of mentions to it so he can take off when he wants.

Any specifics are various shades of lies and don't mean anything more than anything else Phil says.
I'd have to re-watch but I'm pretty sure he said he didn't know if Kat was home today. Someone asked where jasper was and him not being in the room made Phil wonder if she was in the house.
And yes, more than likely she is home more than she is working. She probably hits a golden coral early on and comes back in the late afternoon.
 
I'm honestly surprised the WWE Champions streams died so fast. Yes, I get that they're boring but so is every other thing Phil does. If anything, I'm surprised he didn't just take 100 dollars away off the goal every time he did a mega pull.
I think the burnout hit really quick because the initial wave of donations was a mix of dentractors that were doing it as a way to prove Phil is addicted and the "ironic" Phil fans that were doing it for "lol, he's doing the thing" reasons. But after the first few streams...that novelty pretty much wore off. It was very much a "Say the line Bart" situation, and once the line was said...well, that's that.

I am surprised it didn't last longer with his regulars. I'm not sure if it's because Phil wasn't consistent with it, or maybe because it was a new account and not his whaled one? Possibly because he was trying to do it with Kick and his usual dents felt betrayed? Or just the classic Phil mistake of capitalizing on it way too late.
 
Absolutely insane, he has been what I call "ramping up" the last week.

I do have a master schitzo theory on what is happening overall though and I think Phil is trying to sell up. I think some of the "appointments" are appraissers and assessors looking at overall damage and listing what he needs done to put the house on the market. He'd be retarded to refinance because it will not sell as high as that and it will be a massive hole. So what got me thinking was he had an ad pop up about homes to buy in Washington, this popped up accidently when he was scrolling, meaning he has been looking at them since the Chrome API etc. He is going to find it hard to sell though and is nowhere near going to get 600k for it (what he wants ofcourse).

I think Daddy Burnell has laid the smackdown and advised him to sell up because the area he is in is notoriously expensive and it is at the point where he needs to either create a scam revenue stream like Kick or just outright turbo beg to exist. If it was now and pre-casino with his views etc he would be struggling.

One thing I just noticed too is he never really gets Youtube member bombs anymore which makes me think the sock that did it is a Kick user.
 
I think the fact that he had to start from scratch with a new account leading to missing events, combined with him not being able to use his whaled out account made Phil want to rage quit WWEC streams. The game is pay-to-win, and King Phil didn't like having to suffer through the early game with a measly $2K minnow account.

If he was playing DFTR on stream, I think the game would have lasted longer.

Unsurprisingly for Phil, he also had the dumbest take on streaming a gacha game. He prioritized the boring gameplay and held the most interesting part of the game hostage (gacha pulls). No matter what game he streams, he turns it into garbage. Since WWEC started out as gacha garbage, it's not that shocking his audience got sick of it. Not to mention the constant haranguing and guilt-tripping for support.

He might have also had dreams of being a big gacha streamer on Kick, dreams that were shattered after his average viewer count bottomed out around 35-40. His rage quit might have been Phil's way of running from another failure.
 
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