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Autistic Integrity said:
So i guess alex is the main character in this show?
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No, he's just the loudest, and said nigga, which started a bunch of drama. Got everybody fighting. There is no main character, everyone there is basically equal unless they're holding a camera or wearing a pimp hat---the ones who are working for the show.
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
No, he's just the loudest, and said nigga, which started a bunch of drama. Got everybody fighting. There is no main character, everyone there is basically equal unless they're holding a camera or wearing a pimp hat---the ones who are working for the show.
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you try to tell alex that
 
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BIMBO ALERT mother of three, hungry for cocks, just showed up in room 3, ruining the sausage fest

Edit: oh wait it's the blue-haired girl. Her hair looked blonde in the night vision cam, but she just turned on the lights so she could dig through her bag. Burt looked like he wanted to kill her then jerk off into her hair.
 
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sex haver said:
Instagram found, he's a chubby chaser and married to a very overweight latin woman.
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He's cool Null!
Marche said:
they really seem to have leaned into the early 2000s shit reality TV shows nobody remembers with this one even getting a cast of really unlikable people.
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Sam must have helped with the show this time around. Jet has never seen a reality show before
sex haver said:
They are allegedly unaware it is being streamed live, they just think this is like Big Brother where everything is filmed and then edited later
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except that has also been streamed live since the beginning or some shit like that, its $20 and yes CBS doesn't give a fuck and forces them to sign ironclad contracts so every single contestant is shown naked and its screenshotted, the only reason they don't have footage of the contestants fucking is because no one is retarded enough to do that. the UK live feed would have a 10 minute delay but that didn't stop people from fighting but at least kept people from being seen naked.
t(h)rash said:
She's mixed? Looks white to me tbh.
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no one under 30 is 100% white anymore bruh, being a pureblood is like being a tranny. there are certain areas where there are tons of them and way more areas where there's fucking none. you won't find a 100% white person in any high density area of the US unless they're over 30.
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
She's one of those weird looking ginger niggers.
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this is going to sound so shitty, but those always look like dinosaurs to me. like their faces remind me of a raptor, or dennis hopper in the mario bros movie, very rigid.
Semen_Recycler said:
he has 16 years of mma ballet experience
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thats not much of a feat, he's basically saying he took it his entire childhood, ballet is the earliest sport you can sign a kid up in, usually around 2/3. his love of fatties is sort of odd but might make sense if he grew up around spinners his entire life in ballet. the men are usually a lot stronger than he looks though, because they have to lift the women for most of their performances, and gracefully too. despite his wife i don't think he can lift 100 lbs well. it does explain him being a sperg too, when the gender ratio gets over 4:1 the women basically come to you, literally like a harem anime, and depending on the studio he could easily have been the sole male for an entire studio of 100 women.
 
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Alex saying nigga a second time in the room with sleeping Burt, followed by the blue haired girl telling him to wake up Burt and apologize to him for the transgression was my favorite bit at the end of the night. It sets the groundwork for the fish's expectations about the functions of the house, their relationship to each other, and their relationship with the audience. I really look forward to watching in real time as they confront Burt's Squirts and Alex the yapper and eventually the curtain will be pulled away as to what sort of show they're taking part in.

I think it was a good call to tard wrangle the TTS for when it starts. It lets the magic of the contestant's innocence linger a bit longer.
 
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