Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
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I think he was mainly wanting this to be a point that everyone coming here can see all the time - Nick Rekieta outright saying he has no principles. There's very little else most people need to know. A man with no principles cannot be trusted with literally anything.
 
Holy shit, he didn’t even use a cover story like Matt. Then again, he wouldn’t be caught dead doing something with his kids like picking boulders, so he knew that wouldn’t be a good excuse. Ballsy, Balldo.
Now to be fair, I’m sure he’s taken his kids out lots of times to get rocks… from specific alleyways in Minneapolis’s urban areas

… when Ralph went to go see Nick at the Omnibus trial… Did Ralph like.. bite Nick or something? Nick is now tweeting exactly like Ralph does. WISHING cancer on people in IN ALL CAPS, saying that no one gives a shit about principles, one word replies, like “fuck you“ etc… it’s like Ralph soul has entered Nick‘s body somehow
 
Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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Ooooh, the degenerate thinks he can silence the Internet. You will think that after years promoting the opposite he will realise that you can't take things off the Interent, this is not how it works, I believe he even said such on multiple occassions.
I keep asking myself- was he always this person or did the degenerate lifestyle turned him into one? I guess we will never know.
 
The transformation is complete:
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Lol, Nick's cokestream shirt looks very similar to Ralph's Portugal shirt.
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Nick will always be resentful that he was unable to replicate his lawtube success when the type content he put out changed. He thought his popularity was personal rather than based on the content he was putting out and he blames his audience for his misjudgment rather than himself. It's a mistake many entertainers have made but most of them have had the option of returning to their previous style.
It probably doesn't help that he cultivated his audience as trad, right-wing, church-goer, happily married and father of 5 by providing lawtube commentary. Pivoting towards Hedonism II, balldos, coke, and cuckoldry didn't only alienate that audience, but it's the very thing that audience hates. I'm not really sure he could have done it any worse.
 
I think he was mainly wanting this to be a point that everyone coming here can see all the time - Nick Rekieta outright saying he has no principles. There's very little else most people need to know. A man with no principles cannot be trusted with literally anything.
My grandmother once said that you can trust your worst enemy more than someone without anything they truly believe in, even if they believe in pure evil. I've come to believe that more and more. A person with strong beliefs, no matter how vile, and principles they stand by are more worthy of respect than those without. Some people's principles aren't in the places we agree with, but so long as they have them you can know there's a person there. Without them they are just a vaguely human shaped clump of biomass eating, breathing, sleeping at shitting. Sub-NPC existence.
 
Wouldn't the BALLDO watermark make it into a completely different video to the original and not even usable in court according to Nick?
Also can't retroactively change a license agreement. And this is in any case probably just Potential Criminal that is posting as Nick so null and void.
Yes, based on Sargon case law.
 
step right up, step right up, bootleg nick risotto clips under my trench coat here, 5 dollary doo's a viewing, only the freshest most true and honest clips here, hear things you wont believe, see things you wish you hadn't, nick risotto clips to make your heads spin

 
People say narcissists don't off themselves, but Lowtax was a narcissist and he did.
They do, but its when they finally get backed into a corner, and its more out of spite not despair. A narcissist will kill themself as a last "fuck you" to someone they hate, which is basically what LowT did.
 
>"My principles were extensions of courtesy; my rights on loan to others."

You know his quill was on fire while he was writing that shit. So fucking deep, bro.
Null should buy it. Imagine the sitcom tier shit that would go down
:null: Howdy neighbor
:really:FUCK YOU!
:really: I sleep in the Balldo Bunker. Do you have a Balldo Bunker?
:null: I sleep in a king-size bed next to April and Kayla
:really: Oh....

In regards to the current theory that something bad has happened, I saw this tweet recently and instantly thought of Nick (except for the being funny part; he's never funny on purpose):
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Putting this here while I'm on this IG binge. I forget what's already been posted.
  • May 23: The arrest. In Orlando as a surprise bday trip from Bob
  • July 4 - 15 : In the UK - Bob discussed the trip in MNPublicRecords posts from the 6/6 CPS hearing. Grandkids were in foster care during this time.
  • July 23: Enjoying water - location unknown but appears to be FL. She's not deleted this comment from this post. Link.
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You know... if you have problems with your parents, that's alright. You can even lay into them a bit when you see them and they do something dumb to bring it up.

But not in public. Nick goddammit.
 
There's probably already archives of the full stream, but I have taken the liberty of downloading all the clips @elb posted and archiving them here. I believe that the nature of the clips and the site on which they are posted qualifies as transformative and if Nick disagrees he can take it up with Dear Feeder.

Lol at this faggot crying about nerds.
Wasn't he a fuckin cheerleader?
:story:
A male cheerleader that pretended to be gay so he could finesse a Minnesota 5?
Fucking seethe Balldo.
Hows the kids?
 
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