Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
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BigPeanut said:
It’s funny I never really thought of him as a nerd, but overuse of nerd made me reflect on how much of a fucking nerd he is. He shined a spotlight right on his nerdiness

He was a virgin male cheerleader in COLLEGE who never got a crumb of pussy untill he married a trekkie, created a wholesome Christian dad YouTube channel, then started partying at age 45 due to a nerd’s midlife crisis, while calling himself mr CHAOS.
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Jesus when you see it all laid out like that it really underlines what an utter faggot this weedy little cuck is.
The nerd shit is pure projection. Balldo is so desperate to be anyone other than himself. How the fuck does a guy with no shoulders stuff anyone in a fucking locker? Its fucking sad to see a guy out all his mental hangups on display, if he wasn't such an unlikeable cuck that is.
He is though so it's just funny. He's burning down his life for our amusement to prove how cool he is.
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ChromaQuack said:
🕯️🕯️🕯️PRAYERS FOR JAMAL ABORTKIETA, HE NEVER MADE IT 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Liar.
Jamal is alive and well.
sheeeeeeit lawyer.jpg
 
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Martin Cooter King Jr said:
It looks like Nick has a thing for making women look dumb if they don't go his way or defend him. NERD.View attachment 6573166
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Obligatory "I'm not defending Nick" here.

Someone that is "crazy/nuts" will create many sock accounts on a forum, and have them talk to each other.

Nick is a junkie retard, but someone really needs more self-awareness.
 
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RU486 said:
Fuck me, I find it exhausting reading these DMs, I really can't imagine being a grown man and wanting to have all these little side conversations with your most loyal followers.
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I can’t imagine being a grown man and having any of these argument committed to word like this. It reads not just like narcissistic arguing, but like narcissistic arguing from a jilted woman. It’s uncanny.
 
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AnOminous said:
Remember that this faggot piece of shit will claim clipping isn't fair use but as soon as his flaggot threats force people to quote shorter things, he'll start faggily, nasally screeching about "out of context."

So he paid for an abortion, possibly one he was responsible for.
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You know, rather than cope and seethe, you’d think that a better course of action would be to apologize to people like “John” as well as the audience in general, admit you’re a very flawed human being, and try to rebuild your career through putting in the work: REGULAR streams (legal show, not degenerate coom streams.)

(And settle his retarded lawsuit and publicly apologize to Monty.)

Maybe a small percentage of his old audience would find it in their hearts to ignore the past two years, and would enjoy his show again.

Then Nick could walk a little prouder, knowing that he’s not just a drug addled cuck, but makes a living and provides for his family.

Then again, maybe I’m just a nerd who doesn’t understand how awesome it is to send 10$ superchats to gross pedophiles like Melton on the regular, and how awesome it is never to have to admit you’re wrong.
 
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I sure hope April's not counting on Nick to support her tonight ahead of her hearing tomorrow. He'll be too busy seething over the Kalea leaks.

Wonder where April is going to Zoom in from.

RU486 said:
Fuck me, I find it exhausting reading these DMs, I really can't imagine being a grown man and wanting to have all these little side conversations with your most loyal followers.
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If Nick had real life friends he wouldn't need to form parasocial relationships with his followers. That he has done so repeatedly and set up online spaces specifically for that purpose says a lot about how much time and attention he devotes to his real life.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
Well shit guys. I guess we should pour one out for Nick's unborn Jamaican mulatto child he paid $1,000 buckerinos to murder like the Christian trad dad he is. Wew lad.
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He paid them $500 each for the “performance” with Qayla, he even admits that is how it works there later on by coping he isn’t a fat woman. He just pays for the same services they partake in, when his dick doesn’t work and Kayla is on molly. Aaron told the story of him watching when he couldn’t get it up while Qayla presumably left him to run with the bulls.
 
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