Imagine you pay for a cruise and look forward to a quiet, relaxing vacation. But unbeknownst to you, a highly concentrated nexus of internet autism in the form of a terminally online zoomer alcoholic has booked the same cruise. Suddenly, your vacation is ran afoul because some punch-able drunk retard has turned the entire cruise ship into his personal platform for exploitative content creation.
He could appear anywhere, stalking your solitude and relaxation like the Alien Xenomorph that will vomit on your shoes and scream at you before wildly running off with arms and legs akimbo. All while his online, psychopathic followers watch, jeer, and infect the social media of anyone unfortunate enough to be captured in the lens wielded by this boozy, phantasmagoric miscreant.
And when you try to complain to the staff, they blink at you uncomprehendingly because those words don't make any sense to normal, well adjusted people. You find yourself helpless, trapped on this ship with a terror beyond your comprehension who inflicts massive inconvenences and disturbing encounters.
You've booked a cruise to...
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