Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DickMain]

Ralph flew all the way out from Merida to Mexico City to Tijuana to San Diego to Minneapolis to Willmar to film the spectators. But then he got there and he didn't really seem that into it.

Counterpoint: Ralph was very into the idea of being an IRL tough guy, but forgets most people grow taller than 5'5 and then isn't as into it for some reason.

 

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Nick looking like a cryptid ass motherfucker here.

 

[AnOminous]

Counterpoint: Ralph was very into the idea of being an IRL tough guy, but forgets most people grow taller than 5'5 and then isn't as into it for some reason.

He spent literal days traveling to a 20 minute or so court hearing only to cower and run away and deny the name his daddy gave him.

This is very interesting, because if you will recall, recording and identifying the spectators was supposed to be Ralph's job for Rekieta's omnibus hearing.

What an incredible level of weakness.

 

[Shinku]

How the fuck do you miss an appointment for 2:15 PM?

He got distracted DM'ing Kalea.
He wanted that vampire pussy so bad.

 

[DickMain]

He spent literal days traveling to a 20 minute or so court hearing only to cower and run away and deny the name his daddy gave him.

The man crosses the better part of an entire continent to try and be a thug (for internet clout) before paying a dime of child support, and can't even put up when the time comes. Absolute Ralphamale victory. At least our shook kiwi brothers/sister were dressed better.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick was seething in Melton's chat until around 1:30pm, IIRC.

Maybe this is why Kayla was late. She supposedly doesn't like to drive.

 

[Butwhythough2]

With all the new baldoman drops, his lawyer is gonna be fighting an uphill battle. Get fucked Rekieta lol, lmao even

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Maybe this is why Kayla was late. She supposedly doesn't like to drive.

She doesn’t like to do anything or is at least incapable. I’m surprised she functions at a cellular level.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Nick confronted the observer afterwards.

Nick hates observers. His lies turn him into a laughing stock when everyone already knows the truth.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Is this an elaborate plan to get Windigoon to cover Rekieta? Make him a cryptid?

Because, if so, I like it.

He got distracted DM'ing Kalea.
He wanted that vampire pussy so bad.

Figures that dumbass would like her. I heard she sucks.
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Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out now.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

So he paid for an abortion, possibly one he was responsible for.

Like a true "Trad Dad"

 

[Sharpeteer]

Figures that dumbass would like her. I heard she sucks.
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Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out now.

I want a tomato reaction sticker.

It would be great anytime a bad joke, or even a Rackets "joke" comes up.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

Nick raw-dogged a hooker in Jamaica and had to pay for her abortion????



Seriously WTF man?

Over-under on whether he nosedove a rail off his new dusky-skinned mistresses chocolate donut?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

We need to find the hooker and get her to tell her side of the story, clearly this white devil and our wife coerced a beautiful black woman into the unthinkable. Clearly the Jamaicans need more reparations for Nick and Kayla's sexual abuse of them. The horrors they must've experienced from these two racists must be shown to the public. We need justice for little Jamal Rekieta who was cruelly aborted by that white cocaine fueled devil.

 

[Father Time]

While I am not a chistian myself, Glenn Beck often says "If you are a follower of god he will have you Humble, even if he has to MAKE you humble."

Rekieta taunted his deity and I think the deity is making it clear that he won't be having that shit.

Thought he was Jesus
so the Lord had to show Nick
he is just a guy

 

[AnOminous]

We need to find the hooker and get her to tell her side of the story, clearly this white devil and our wife coerced a beautiful black woman into the unthinkable. Clearly the Jamaicans need more reparations for Nick and Kayla's sexual abuse of them. The horrors they must've experienced from these two racists must be shown to the public. We need justice for little Jamal Rekieta who was cruelly aborted by that white cocaine fueled devil.

As if she's going to wreck such a perfect scam. Imagine the money she and the other Jamaicans are making from this scam of dumb whiteys.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

Probably. Here's an random picture I found picking through Hedonism II traveler posts.
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Nigga don't give a flying fuck.

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

He didn't inhale balldo any  weed Jamaican dancers he just pretended to hung out with them guys!

 

[repentance]

Nick's had quite a couple of days. I hope he's bright eyed and bushy tailed in time for April's hearing tomorrow. Her case is the one which could really fuck things up for him.

 

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I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Absolutely horrifying. All real men recognize that pregnant women are hot. Only those with tiny penises like the Balldo Prince think that any aftereffects of pregnancy negatively affect them.

I wonder how many times this batch of Jamaicans pulled this exact scam on dumb white people.

Now now, just because 87 IQ Thai sucky sucky girls have figured this out, doesn't mean that 75 IQ Jamaicans have... oh wait. I guess this makes Nick legally retarded. Checks out