🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Marche]

Is watching a guy jerk off really that entertaining?

Ask the DSP forum

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I'd feel a lot better if Scott was there, in case Burt goes completely off the rails.

yeah, let's get the potbellied ginger Chauvin'd

 

[Plasticise]

Adventures with burt at 4am
Burt wakes mizzy up by accident by being a sperg, and the two of them start talking about alex, who burt claims is a paid actor there to stir up drama.
mizzy abates these fears by explaining alex's lore to burt, who somehow knows none of it, not even the fact that he said nigga(twice) on night 1.
burt suggests he should talk to Alex about why that is not nice and coming from a person of color suchs as himself it should make the lesson stick.
burt talks about splitting the prize evenly among all contestants, mizzy shuts him down and says thats probably not allowed.

 

[Chongqing]

Adderall theory might be thrown out the window. Sure he's incredibly hyper and animated but adderal kills your hunger completely. I'm sure you adjust to it to some degree if you're an addict or "legally prescribed patient" aka addict. But either way a 4am snack doesn't seem like something an amphetamine addict would do. Who knows...

You're not wrong but Adderall users are often overly hungry during the comedown. It could be that.

 

[<3 norafawn]

Alexis is saying that smack reeks and she does not think she showered yet, she thought it was BO from one of the guys working out but nope it was smack.

FUCK, wish I hadn’t gone out for dinner, I would never have imagined they would turn on her so early. She seems like one of those people that everybody likes, we all those type of people.

Would be pretty funny if the ultra lefty quadroon is first to be evicted though lmao.

 

[Plasticise]

FUCK, wish I hadn’t gone out for dinner, I would never have imagined they would turn on her so early. She seems like one of those people that everybody likes, we all those type of people.

Would be pretty funny if the ultra lefty quadroon is first to be evicted though lmao.

smack is second after simbal it seems, everyone has agreed to get simbal out, and the girls have said they want to get smack out and then alex after, the boys havent planned that far ahead

 

[foam rolla]

I really feel like the whole scheming and splitting off into teams has come about really quick this season.

But then again, you throw a pajeet in the house and survival instincts kick in for everyone else.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I really feel like the whole scheming and splitting off into teams has come about really quick this season.

But then again, you throw a pajeet in the house and survival instincts kick in for everyone else.

Every mainstream reality competition show has featured alliances and scheming, since the very first season of Survivor made the genre popular. It's practically a meme that you need to make frenemies if you want to have any hope of winning. I'm sure that mainstream reality shows push them towards scheming, if they don't jump into it fast enough on their own. These fish are trying to win the show they think they're on, and have no idea that they can actually win this thing without screwing over anybody.

 

[Polska krowa]

Every mainstream reality competition show has featured alliances and scheming, since the very first season of Survivor made the genre popular. It's practically a meme that you need to make frenemies if you want to have any hope of winning. I'm sure that mainstream reality shows push them towards scheming, if they don't jump into it fast enough on their own. These fish are trying to win the show they think they're on, and have no idea that they can actually win this thing without screwing over anybody.

Luke is clearly trying to make Alex his pet retard that he can take with him all the way to the end. Reminds me a lot of Richard Hatch (Luke) and Rudy Boesch (Alex) from Survivor Season 1. I doubt there's any challenge Alex could beat him at, beyond a yapping competition, so it's probably the smart move.

He's also accumulating influence among the other contestants. If they want to stand a chance against Luke they need to wake up to his gameplan and figure out a way to neutralise him as quickly as possible.

 

[neger psykolog]

You can join mensa with 130 and higher, which I still doubt he has. Looks like these people just did a bunch of fund raising for American Mensa so I wonder if they even are regular members that got in by passing the tests and paying the membership. In any case, Mensa is fake and gay. And I don't believe he has a 160 IQ.

And I still think he is pretending to be schizo. Those are probably sugar pills.

Mensa probably had some value back in the day wherein you could get access to some of the smartest minds (if not for work then perhaps just the social/networking aspect of it). But it doesn't take much of a retard to realize that since widespread internet access it is trivial to access both the smartest (and dumbest) minds at the click of a button, and has been so for quite some time.

Obviously on the internet it's a lot harder to weed out the valuable smart people from the worthless smart people (or to even come across the niche places where there are genuinely smart people), but the same probably applies to Mensa. It has always seemed very similar to Toastmasters and other social/volunteer organizations and is something that people tend to join to add to their resume rather than something they join because they're actually passionate about it. But maybe some people do get intrinsic value out of that kind of stuff and if they do then I guess, good for them because its certainly a better use of ones time than joining Furaffinity.

 

[Strap-on Makima]

I'm disappointed Sam sold out the bit to the girls, I genuinely thought they could keep it under wraps for at least a week. Does everybody know now?

 

[neger psykolog]

To give context: this was as they were about to get into the jacuzzi

My belief is, since he was likely talking to Jet on the earpiece, is that they might be in shit contractually if they don't know it's live and their nudes get out. Shows like Big Brother (in the US) will use the footage on the cameras around the house and blur/censor people when the show is broadcast. The nudity is probably not in the contract they signed.

The most likely reason (read: the reason) they are hardcore about not allowing nudity at all is that they do their payments through Stripe (or at least previously that is who they used. I just checked and it looks like they still are).

Stripe and most payment services have a "hardcore no" policy when it comes to adult services:

• https://support.stripe.com/questions/prohibited-and-restricted-businesses-list-faqs
• https://stripe.com/ae/legal/restricted-businesses

If nudity becomes the "reason" people pay for access then it is conceivable that they are offering "pay per view" or "adult live-chat" and Stripe would remove them as a customer and it would be incredibly difficult and disruptive for them to find a new payment processor. If they lose their payment processor for like a week or two during the show then that's a huge amount of lost income that they cannot regain.

In season 1 I think Stripe suspended them and Sam Hyde went on twitter and appealed and they got them reinstated. But it is something they're simply not going to fuck around with. The majority of payment providers will not work with adult content to begin with.

There is basically no chance the contracts that they signed with the participants didn't include everything to do with nudity and using their likeness in full in perpetuity and all the standard boilerplate disclaimers.

 

[sum ting wong]

The most likely reason (read: the reason) they are hardcore about not allowing nudity at all is that they do their payments through Stripe (or at least previously that is who they used. I just checked and it looks like they still are).

Stripe and most payment services have a "hardcore no" policy when it comes to adult services:

• https://support.stripe.com/questions/prohibited-and-restricted-businesses-list-faqs
• https://stripe.com/ae/legal/restricted-businesses

If nudity becomes the "reason" people pay for access then it is conceivable that they are offering "pay per view" or "adult live-chat" and Stripe would remove them as a customer and it would be incredibly difficult and disruptive for them to find a new payment processor. If they lose their payment processor for like a week or two during the show then that's a huge amount of lost income that they cannot regain.

In season 1 I think Stripe suspended them and Sam Hyde went on twitter and appealed and they got them reinstated. But it is something they're simply not going to fuck around with. The majority of payment providers will not work with adult content to begin with.

There is basically no chance the contracts that they signed with the participants didn't include everything to do with nudity and using their likeness in full in perpetuity and all the standard boilerplate disclaimers.

I really think they're just trying to not make it a coomer show, the simping is bad enough as is...

 

[neger psykolog]

I really think they're just trying to not make it a coomer show, the simping is bad enough as is...

https://x.com/wigger/status/1656381128842924044

 

[sum ting wong]

https://x.com/wigger/status/1656381128842924044

This had nothing to do with nudity though so I'm not sure how this invalidates my point that they don't want to make a show for people to jerk off to?

 

[Rungle]

Alex B might be my favorite of the speds so far

 

[neger psykolog]

This had nothing to do with nudity though so I'm not sure how this invalidates my point that they don't want to make a show for people to jerk off to?

You could be right but it proves my point that they are wholly dependent upon Stripe and if you read the links I posted Stripe has a very, very clear policy about no nudity.

People are using Big Brother as an example of a show where casual/accidental nudity was allowed but Big Brother was broadcast on network TV and didn't need a payment provider like Stripe.

Even when it comes to simping I think you're completely wrong. I mean given how much they already gate behind premium passes and how much they use monetization and how much simping happens regardless of any nudity policy I think they would have to be fucking retarded to not try and allow infrequent/accidental nudity to get even more simps to watch. They clearly do not care about simping like you think that they do. Josie very clearly printed them bags full of money and if they can replicate that again then I am sure they would go full steam ahead with replicating it again. (Josie didn't need nudity though but they will definitely try to make simping happen with other females as much as they can because it means more attention which means more money).

You and others may personally not like simping but the simple fact is that it makes them more money.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Every mainstream reality competition show has featured alliances and scheming, since the very first season of Survivor made the genre popular. It's practically a meme that you need to make frenemies if you want to have any hope of winning. I'm sure that mainstream reality shows push them towards scheming, if they don't jump into it fast enough on their own. These fish are trying to win the show they think they're on, and have no idea that they can actually win this thing without screwing over anybody.

Fishtank is sort of a neat outlier because it's a lot like an anti- reality show. Sam was pissed at Letty got scheming and doing that alliance bullshit and just tisming your way to a win is a legit strategy whereas tists vanish quick in real reality shows.

The fact that the contestants were too young and Introverted to love reality shows also means having a different group involved.

Of course it meant tons of bad eliminations but it was neat in the "hindsight" way

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

I'm very curious how production deals with the scheming given their history. It's been proven from decades of reality TV that if you give people a basic format like: "You're voting somebody out in a week. Go.", it leads to the most interesting strategy and scheming because people only have to work around each other. The more surprise twists you add, the more boring the scheming becomes because people feel like they need to play it safe.

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Weren't they touting "improved sound quality" for this season? Burt, Luke, fat Duanyay, gay skater guy, blond whore, and the model chick are currently hanging out in the "yard", and the echo is so bad I can barely understand a fucking word they're saying.