Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
Has anyone theorized that the $1K was blackmail? The two bulls looked Nick up and found his thread here. So they messaged him that unless he paid they’d post a video of at Hedonism here for everyone to laugh at?
Yes, I've theorized it, along with several others. I am very familiar with the hotel industry. Employees googling guests is an ongoing problem regardless of their online presence.

It's not complicated: A millionaire shows up with his mistress and blackmail is easy. One doesn't need a thread on KF to be targeted. Simply knowing an address is a good indicator of net worth.
 
Nick should drop the mask completely and announce he's become a full-on demon worshipper a la Styxhexenhammer666; blame it on the Sonichu medallion and embrace the meme. Considering he cares far more about Earthly delights and hedonistic behaviors, it'd suit his worldview far more than the trad dad LARP he's been putting on. Plus, his newfound Satanist fanbase would love all his misdeeds and celebrate them instead of constantly nagging him about prudish Christian morals.

Also, it'd be very funny to me, and that's all that matters.
He's already been worshipping Stole Ass the Jamaican bull demon for years at this point, he doesn't really have to come out.
 
Sean made an almost offhand comment yesterday on his stream that if Nick keeps going the way he is currently the court might actually impose a custodial sentence.
He might also lose that £20 bet he made.
Forgive me for being a faggot, but what is a custodial sentence? I looked up the definition, but would it be he's put in jail? Or house arrest? That's where I'm confused.

What was the bet made? Missed that one.
A custodial sentence is a court-ordered period of imprisonment or confinement in a closed institution as punishment for a crime. The purpose of a custodial sentence is to deter, incapacitate, or rehabilitate the offender.

Custodial sentences are reserved for the most serious offenses, and the length of the sentence depends on the crime committed. Some types of custodial sentences include:
  • Determinate sentence: A set period of imprisonment

  • Suspended sentence: A type of prison sentence

  • Extended sentence: A type of prison sentence

  • Life sentence: A type of prison sentence
In some cases, a prisoner may serve the first half of their sentence in custody and the second half on license. If the prisoner breaks the conditions of their license, they can be recalled to prison
Worth revisiting in the context of... everything. He was cheerful, he drank very little and a recurring theme was "vices" and how we cannot live in our vices or the 1980s. Link Timestamps are approximate.
Very interesting, especially at how happy he is. I thought he was "so sad" because Aaron said Kayla fucked all the bulls and Nick couldn't get it up.

SEAAAAAAN is streaming the omnibussy
Why was April's streamed and Kayla's not? Did I miss something?

April not looking as brave as she did on Xitter the other day. Shoutout to Stoney's Bar & Grill! I about shat my pants seeing them on the zoom call.

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Another Nick lie confirmed: "I don't know where she lives." Yes, you do faggot. Your smelly dirty house.

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While the ending of the hearing was hilarious, how the fuck has the Minnesota Court system not learned how to mute zoom callers by now? It's 2024 FFS.

"Burning the world down for a Minnesota 6? Your honor, we'll take it from here......... I will not stand for this, even though I'm sitting." :lit:
 
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Burning the world down for a Minnesota 6?
You know, admittedly, I laughed at that, but...

Guy is still a total faggot and should have his ass beat. You come here and say that shit. Not during a court hearing to where the judge shuts the whole thing down and nobody can watch it.

Is that because Kayla's charges are "worse" than April's?
No, it's because April had a different judge for today who apparently wanted to go the remote hearing route. Her first appearance before Wentzell in January will probably be in-person. Kayla has Wentzell. They all have Wentzell.
 
Has anyone theorized that the $1K was blackmail? The two bulls looked Nick up and found his thread here. So they messaged him that unless he paid they’d post a video of at Hedonism here for everyone to laugh at?
It's possible but the amount seems too low. Plenty of customers wouldn't give a shit if it became known that they went to Hedo. Seems easier to run pregnant dancer scam than to put time and energy into finding out who wants to keep their visit secret and hoping they don't make public that Hedo staff try to blackmail people.
 
The fake Christians always pull that card, re: "how Christian of you" they think if you don't accept all their sins and flaws immediately without reproach, YOU are the one who is a bad christian. It's a wild interpretation and yet consistent across all those types of people.
Sorry, but penance is a major part of my Christianity, and the boy certainly hasn’t practiced any to this point.
 
It's possible but the amount seems too low. Plenty of customers wouldn't give a shit if it became known that they went to Hedo. Seems easier to run pregnant dancer scam than to put time and energy into finding out who wants to keep their visit secret and hoping they don't make public that Hedo staff try to blackmail people.
Yeah, I'll go with him getting scammed, but I'm not seeing blackmail.
 
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Update: Nick and I exchanged our last messages today. Then he blocked me.

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Blocked proof-
Link to the beginning of our dms- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19681596
To try to cleanse your worries, the Christian thing is to go privately, then with others privately, and then openly call them out in an embarrassing way they can’t deny. St. Paul and Matthew outlined this.
 
Nick and I exchanged our last messages today.
I'm sure you saw that coming.

May you find peace, Kalea. You're deceitful and needlessly vindictive.
Note the vicious, passive-aggressive core of Rekieta's response, the LAWPOPE Himself deigning to give you a benediction from on high, followed immediately by an insult, followed by a block.

Like psychos and sociopaths, malignant narcissists like Rekieta wear people-friendly masks in public to hide their character. It must be a hard act to maintain over time and sometimes the masks slip and those around them get a glimpse of their true nature, the ugly face beneath.

"May you find peace...", right. What an incredible asshole.
 
Serious question for all of you, Is April's hairline receding? Most people men and women do not have 5 to 6 inches from the top of their eyebrows to their hearline at her age. In a couple years she will be baldo on top with long hair around the sides.
Cocaine diet and the resulting lack of nutrition. It’s permanent. These three will always clock as ex-junkies no matter what.
 
Serious question for all of you, Is April's hairline receding? Most people men and women do not have 5 to 6 inches from the top of their eyebrows to their hearline at her age. In a couple years she will be baldo on top with long hair around the sides.
She just has a fivehead.
 
Serious question for all of you, Is April's hairline receding? Most people men and women do not have 5 to 6 inches from the top of their eyebrows to their hearline at her age. In a couple years she will be baldo on top with long hair around the sides.
High hairlines and big foreheads aren't uncommon among women (see Nicole Kidman) and don't usually indicate balding unless there are also obvious signs of thinning hair.
 
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