🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This will be controversial but Alex is as funny as John, possibly more so.

His brain is just so fried.

Having the chola loca wife on the outside just adds so much.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This will be controversial but Alex is as funny as John, possibly more so.

His brain is just so fried.

He's such a simpleton like Jon, but with that never shutting the fuck up schizobabble Jimmy did. I gotta commend whichever wigger found this guy, he's incredible.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Is it wrong that after not liking either Letty or Josie, I actually like Binx? I hope she doesnt end up with Burt, that would break my heart. I can't believe I'm compelled to simp for the first time after 3 seasons of this autistic goranian theater. Fuck, I cant stand how she looks at the schizo BBC daddy dom... I'm hitting the gym tommorow.

Remember that you CAN fuck the streamer with 10 viewers. You can be that guy. Please buy me fish toy Saar and plushie Saar

 

[Step out of the car sir]

This will be controversial but Alex is as funny as John, possibly more so.

His brain is just so fried.

Every single line of his is fucking insane, he's nonstop energy and Ben can tard wrangle well

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Alex's wife did a tiktok. She's pissed at Alex, tried to swat the house to "get alex to talk" and is "going out" (to fuck) after seeing Alexis talk to Alex.

glad someone grabbed the whole thing
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Don't rate this late, the link goes to the full 12 minutes 33 seconds of her live.

I downloaded it but the file is too big to upload and I'm retarded

had to reduce the quality

 

[8888]

This will be controversial but Alex is as funny as John, possibly more so.

His brain is just so fried.

Jon was pretty annoying at times because he had such an inflated ego even during season 1. Alex doesn't have that, so we just get this high energy, insane tard, and it's actually hilarious.

 

[t(h)rash]

He looks so anemic and frail jesus christ someone get him some iron supplements and a burger.

LADY SAVE SOME OF THAT CAKE FOR THE REST OF US!
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Only 25% of the people in this video are skinny.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

glad someone grabbed the whole thing
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She's fucking insane, wants attention for herself and is disgusting all around. He needs to get the fuck away from her.

 

[Okinawa Whore]

Pent House:

+ Luke will be stabbed??
+ Burt will be the murderer
+ Alexis wants to get chocked by the big black man
+ Smack wants to shove herself in a suitcase

(edit.1)

+ talking about themes
+ Burt looks like he really needs to goon
+ Now he's thinking of a backstory

(edit.2)

+ Their theme = Cult
+ Alexis will be sacrificed
+ Luke will be cult leader, in the request of Alexis
+ Burt will be Muscle
+ Burt looks like he ready to blow

(edit.3)

+ Smack went to get makeup
+ Burt is looking for Murder weopons
+ Dirty whore Alexis tried to make Luke hold a pentagram, Luke said no ( Bros Christ pilled.)
+ Burt is now looking for prop- weapons to implement his murder fetish
+ Alexis will give birth to the Anti-christ ( Honestly makes sense.)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How does anyone find the website's chat to be at all usable or to hold any value at all? It's just endless spam much like most faggy livestreamers.
In any normal chat room you'd be muted or banned for spamming such pointless messages over and over again.

It seems totally unusable and just filled with tryhard faggots trying to stand out by being the same as all the other tryhard faggots.

They could've done something unique with the chat to make it actually usable and valuable. Instead it’s totally dogshit and any conversation of value happens offsite for them.

100%. The fish tank website chat is completely unusable it’s twitch levels of bad and that’s really fucking bad. It’s always been that way too since season 1. There’s no spam filter whatsoever people can just ruin it for everyone else. Our chat is 100 times better.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

+ Alexis will be sacrificed
+ Luke will be cult leader, in the request of Alexis

Alexis pulling out all the stops to get attention from Luke.

 

[sex haver]

100%. The fish tank website chat is completely unusable it’s twitch levels of bad and that’s really fucking bad. It’s always been that way too since season 1. There’s no spam filter whatsoever people can just ruin it for everyone else. Our chat is 100 times better.

There's no spam filter because it is intended to be worthless noise. You literally receive achievements and medals on your profile for being blocked by others, sending the same message 10 times in a row, sending messages in all caps 50 times, etc.

It's incredibly obnoxious but these are the people paying the bills so whatever, if that's what they want to do then sure, fuck it. Plenty of alternate chats (like here).

 

[C. Cactus]

100%. The fish tank website chat is completely unusable it’s twitch levels of bad and that’s really fucking bad. It’s always been that way too since season 1. There’s no spam filter whatsoever people can just ruin it for everyone else. Our chat is 100 times better.

I wouldn't even enjoy the show without this chat. I would have no idea what was going on without it. Reading the recaps is half the fun. There's nowhere else with chat quality like this. The reddit is an awkward format and vague, and the 4chan threads require too much wading through irrelevant slop.

 

[Okinawa Whore]

Alexis pulling out all the stops to get attention from Luke.

Yeah, now they've moved into the Jaquzzi, and ted's head is blocking my view of her.

 

[Mentos]

glad someone grabbed the whole thing
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had to reduce the quality

"yeah, it's unfortunate his dad passed...but people pass every day. my dad passed a year before his."

Imagine willingly marrying this cunt lol

 

[Okinawa Whore]

Edit:
Jacuzzi (Burt group)

- Luke just told Alexis she looks good dead, she said thanks
- Now they're just talking about stupid shit
- Talking about who's gonna be between Alexis legs
- Now they're discussing on who's gonna say "Lextalionis." or something
- They're filling up the tub with her in it ( I think, water is running from somewhere.)
- Now they're talking about which way the plastic baby is gonna be pulled out from

 

[anliteralidiot]

How does anyone find the website's chat to be at all usable or to hold any value at all? It's just endless spam much like most faggy livestreamers.
In any normal chat room you'd be muted or banned for spamming such pointless messages over and over again.

It seems totally unusable and just filled with tryhard faggots trying to stand out by being the same as all the other tryhard faggots.

They could've done something unique with the chat to make it actually usable and valuable. Instead its totally dogshit and any conversation of value happens offsite for them.

That's why we use Sneedchat. It's the best chat.

 

[foam rolla]

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He looks so anemic and frail jesus christ someone get him some iron supplements and a burger.

Big Elliot Page vibes.

 

[linchan]

If Fishtank ever gets sued by the contestants, for what reason would it be?

 

[C. Cactus]

I can already tell that Luke is by far the smartest and most charismatic/competent fish,. (Burt might technically have a higher IQ but he's on a different wavelength and can't really apply it.)

I predict Luke will be this season's Vance, and come in 3rd to a final retard duo (Burt and Alex?)