Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,377
What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.
I just wonder if you broke open his skull and inventoried the contents, how much would be worms, how much would be squirming toads, how much would just be empty vacuoles of liquid. Would there even be any brain matter?
 
No, it's just that Jack can't separate the admittedly retarded politics of EV's (governments forcibly converting everyone to EV's even though they are not a practical solution for every application and the power grid couldn't handle it as-is) and the EV's themselves (a good transportation solution for some people).
I'd bet that it's more to do with the current administration pushing EVs than anything else. It's like when incandescent bulbs were being phased out people were hoarding them because they didn't want to make the switch to compact fluorescent and LED bulbs were still on the horizon. The damn gubmint can't tell me what I can and can't use!
 
I just wonder if you broke open his skull and inventoried the contents, how much would be worms, how much would be squirming toads, how much would just be empty vacuoles of liquid. Would there even be any brain matter?
Jacks brain is basically just a handful of neurons floating around in cream jeez and buddur at this point.
 
Holy fuck he's completely detached from reality. As if he's ever had a single original idea. 1000018278.jpg
 
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Yeah because Jack came up with the original idea of making cooking videos for home cooks, doing podcasts, making movie reviews, and doing food reviews in your car.

Those are all original ideas Jack came up with.
 
Glad the "IRS Whistleblowers" finally got around to breaking the story four years later when Joe Biden is no longer running for reelection.

Jack Jr. has a pure white trash accent which is incredible, he must have picked it up from a hick like Tammy or the hayseeds in her orbit. He won't be respected anywhere in the South or by anyone that has money or education speaking like that.
 
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Off topic (perhaps) but is she shitting?
Since it seems to be from tiktok, I'd just assume that someone added a shart track to the original.

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Making shitty chili with rotten meat, feeding it to people from your local church, and then bitching about not winning an award is certainly an original concept.
 
Here's a thought experiment for you all:
Jack Scalfani is lying on a track (a basketball American stole his scooty puff) and a trolley is going to pass by on a nearby track. Would you pull the lever to divert the trolley onto Jack's track even though Jack's fat ass would derail the trolley and kill the passengers?
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Here's a thought experiment for you all:
Jack Scalfani is lying on a track (a basketball American stole his scooty puff) and a trolley is going to pass by on a nearby track. Would you pull the lever to divert the trolley onto Jack's track even though Jack's fat ass would derail the trolley and kill the passengers?
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I'd pull the lever if there were no passengers

But with the prompt in mind, I will not pull it only because it would be funnier to watch him lay down on the tracks and probably starve himself to death since he can't even walk
 
Here's a thought experiment for you all:
Jack Scalfani is lying on a track (a basketball American stole his scooty puff) and a trolley is going to pass by on a nearby track. Would you pull the lever to divert the trolley onto Jack's track even though Jack's fat ass would derail the trolley and kill the passengers?
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I'll just leave him there to starve to death.

Hopefully he'd manage to shot himself in the head and we can watch the surveillance video of it on a gore site
Here is a good gore site:
 
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I actually hate Jack skeleton so much i miss his cum beard avatar.

That Krabby patty video was literally everything i could have hoped for. Felt like a Time and Eric skit mocking Jack.
 
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