Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[break these cuffs]

Even with everything a man could want out of life (money, career, influence, family, community) it still wasn't enough. Nick will live forever as a solemn reminder that you are not the exception, drug addiction will take everything you have if you let it. Suffah Rackets.

It was Nick's ego imo. The coke made his fall quicker and far more dramatic, but he'd grown hugely resentful to his kids, Kayla, and his parents before he started using. Getting the money from Depp and Rittenhouse freed him from his trust fund the judgement and control of others. Nick said so himself. He no longer had to put on the face of a trad dad to get their money. He'd built himself a niche and was just an amazing trailblazer that it would never end.

His retconning of the persona he projected is just him revealing that the Nick we see today is who he always was, with a coke addiction, and that he was good enough at putting on a show to make people buy in. I did. Granted I tapped out in like 2019 or 2020, but there were always threads to pull on.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nick sees contracts like a spiteful genie--as a way to screw others over for not being specific enough and entertain himself while absolving himself from legal responsibility.

I wager Nick is one of those 'technically correct is the best kind of correct' fags who love splitting hairs and proving how much 'smarter' they are than you. He got his law license because he thinks 'Well ackshumlly' works in real life

The man watched Alladin and now thinks Contracts are made of cast iron. Which they are, but not how Nick thinks, in that cast iron is brittle and breaks when smacked against against a hard enough surface due to the very high carbon content. So are contracts. Which are breakable and able to be molded. Not always easily, but possible. (I hope my welding metalurgy sperging made sense in this analogy)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Undoubtedly. It's 135 pages away. It took from mid-August to now (Late October) to from 6000 to 6865, and it's been slower lately. Things will for most likely speed up as Nick a settlement hearing stuff in November if I'm not mistaken. It's not completely out of the question we'll be to 8000 by the end of the year if something crazy happens.

It hinges on whether he sperms out at his Settlement Conference hearing near American Thanksgiving, or if he just punts it out somehow like April did in her omnibus.

I, personally, have the feeling this judge is not going to let him delay much longer. Nick's petition for appeal will probably be struck down, then we will be back on track.

 

[Harrison Temple]

It was Nick's ego imo. The coke made his fall quicker and far more dramatic, but he'd grown hugely resentful to his kids, Kayla, and his parents before he started using. Getting the money from Depp and Rittenhouse freed him from his trust fund the judgement and control of others. Nick said so himself. He no longer had to put on the face of a trad dad to get their money. He'd built himself a niche and was just an amazing trailblazer that it would never end.

His retconning of the persona he projected is just him revealing that the Nick we see today is who he always was, with a coke addiction, and that he was good enough at putting on a show to make people buy in. I did. Granted I tapped out in like 2019 or 2020, but there were always threads to pull on.

Same, I kinda fell off around the time of the Depp trial. Its such a shame to see a guy who was conservative and Christian fall from the kind of success he was heading to, it was like a reassurance that that mindset is popular and can attract people, so to see it all come crashing down now is really disheartening. The idea that he fooled us all is hard to swallow I guess, it's easier to just chalk it up to coke, but I think you're right; it was always there, under the surface and he just lied. The man he is now is the man he always wanted to be. It's a real Greek tragedy.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I can’t remember 100%, but didn’t Nick say one of the houses was bought under a trust? That could be why “she doesn’t live in my house” is his cope.

She lives in the old house and because she's there she isn't in his house because he doesn't live there. I believe the new house was purchased by a trust though.

It hinges on whether he sperms out at his Settlement Conference

I know you mean sperg but it is hilarious and gross to think about Nick jizzing all over the room at the settlement conference.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Same, I kinda fell off around the time of the Depp trial. Its such a shame to see a guy who was conservative and Christian reach the kind of success he was heading to, it was like a reassurance that that mindset is popular and can attract people, so to see it all come crashing down now is really disheartening. The idea that he fooled us all is hard to swallow I guess, it's easier to just chalk it up to coke, but I think you're right; it was always there, under the surface and he just lied. The man he is now is the man he always wanted to be. It's a real Greek tragedy.

You mean geek tragedy, NERD!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I know he’s lying about the $1000 because his internal definition of charity is “showing up to a charity dinner to give away Grandpa’s money that Mom and Dad gave me”. I doubt he even tipped them for fucking him ass-to-mouth.

He’s more of a grabbler than Joe.

Seriously, Nick is affluenza in a loser rich kid to a T. @AnOminous, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , @Captain Manning , or @Balldo's Gate might know of better examples, but he talked about his definition of charity just prior to the Coke stream and it’s the most asshole definition I heard of. Nick’s grandparents were good, hardworking people. His parents seem to be typical boomers who took it for granted and raised a shitty kids.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

He has long since lost it.

only the most schizophrenically dedicated balldoguards are still in place, even his closest allies have turned. incidentally, how is the ethan ralph and nick rekieta relationship these days? i can't see either of their posts on twitter anymore.

 

[Oxyjen]

I can’t remember 100%, but didn’t Nick say one of the houses was bought under a trust? That could be why “she doesn’t live in my house” is his cope.

That’s a good point. The house that’s for sale is the one that belongs to Nick, which the family used to live in. The one Nick lives in now belongs to the trust. It is not “his” house.


Theory: the old house is under offer or something, so April had to vacate.
Nick moved her in to the main baldo residence but Kayla protested, and either Kayla moved out, or April was forced to go to a motel or something and that has sparked all the passive aggressive twitter discourse.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Guys, bad news. Officer Jim Felt retired last week.
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Retirement Announcement

You know it's only because they'll have to bring him back from the retirement in the third act.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I know you mean sperg but it is hilarious and gross to think about Nick jizzing all over the room at the settlement conference

Nick would jizz at the judge and give him super mega AIDS if he thought it would help his case.

 

[AltisticRight]

Found it. Add this to hypocrisy.zip too.
I wonder if Andrew remembers this or not.
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Link with time stamp:

https://youtu.be/k6sWpPdt7aU?t=20261

Here's the clips collated with a nice bonus.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I'm genuinely starting to believe he won't ever wake up. Our next stop is "How do you plea" and if the rumors are correct it looks like he's going to push for a full trial where he will almost certainly be found guilty and then it's prison. At this point, I'm not confident that even being forced to put on the county orange is going to be enough to rouse him, he'll just keep blaming the state and the NERDS on this website. He is fucking his life up for what? To stick it to the Farmers and the Casino? The man has 5 children...

On the other hand, his downfall is really really funny. He's like a Hindenburg full of laughing gas.

Legul Mindset and Sean pointed out talking about DM's that even his mods were supportive and worried but he only responded with scorn.

He had lawtube, mods, locals, and even random viewers concerned about him, how many people you can think of that have more people in their corner?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You know it's only because they'll have to bring him back from the retirement in the third act.

Just when Officer Felt thought he was out, they pulled him back in!

 

[break these cuffs]

I know you mean sperg but it is hilarious and gross to think about Nick jizzing all over the room at the settlement conference.

He'd have to manage an erection with his limp dysfunctional penis first. That's a big from me, dawg.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

So Nick once portraied himself a wholesome Christian family man trad dad. Then became or was revealed that in truth he was a lying crackhead cuck that will burn in hell.
I think the next saga like all lolcows is finding out that he fucked up even basic things such as being a crackhead.
The Aaron viagra story and the self published Jamaica abortion is a hint to that. But that's probably just the tip of the iceberg.
Look at Nick's face. At any point in time. He looks like a mark. I guarantee when this goes to trial we will find out things like he was paying 5x the street price for his coke. That his coke was 90% baking soda, 5% meth and 5% fent. That the brown residue was a failed attempt at making crack cocaine. That he will place a hit on the judge on that gag find a hitman website. That he put all his money on a crypto rug pull and lost it all.

 

[LovisXVI]

You know it's only because they'll have to bring him back from the retirement in the third act.

It will be due to Nick going full killdozer in Spicer, Balldozer if you would, and Officer Felt is the only man who can stop this non-practicing lawyer with extreme prejudice.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It will be due to Nick going full killdozer in Spicer, Balldozer if you would, and Officer Felt is the only man who can stop this non-practicing lawyer with extreme prejudice.

Bulding a balldozer would take work, best you could hope for is he drives the rustang into the courthouse.

 

[AltisticRight]

Bulding a balldozer would take work, best you could hope for is he drives the rustang into the courthouse.

Or wrapped around a tree with Ape inside.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

They were wrong to believe Nick would pay them because Nick only pays for the abortions of naked jamaican dancers.

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