Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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"Everything shower."

Did she find a hotel with a shower big enough to fit all of her? Being able to bathe "everything" at once shouldn't be such a rare and special treat.
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Remember when she broke the tub in her current apartment by just standing in it? I swear the only time her rolls see adequate water is when she's flailing in the ocean. She cleans nothing well.
 
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I don't think Anna is trying to get into the munchie crowd. I think she's just dumb in denial.

She's getting old and her body is starting to feel the abuse. But since she can't admit that being a drunk fat pig who can't even wash her crotch has health implications, she's seeking some "not my fault" diagnosis
 
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GenociderSyo said:
If anyones able to make sure she has no expiring stories that be cool I'm having a lot of issues with attachments in a post and its taking forever.
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Nothing on insta but this is her newest threads post:

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Handful of happy birthday comments, nothing interesting
 
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GenociderSyo said:
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1) Walked a 5K and finished almost dead last
2) Made a spectacle of yourself on a trip you hated
3) Fell for a scam, no change in long term health outlook
4) Designed a tacky sweater that nobody will remember in a month
5) Kept reading the comments
6) Played dressup as a 40 year old
7) Didn't make any new friends, in fact lost the "friends" Emely and Curve Model
8 ) shitty no budget film that nobody will see
9) Lie
10) Lie
 
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Amberglow said:
Usually, a 40th birthday would be a cause for celebration, a party with friends or something. It looks like she celebrated with a real shower and side of disappointment.
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I was just about to post something about that too. Anna does not like to talk about how old she actually is. It's not a big secret, and she has admitted it once or twice, but she also knows she can't lie about it since anyone can look it up. Instead she'd rather say some lame shit like "Like the clothing store I'm Forever 21". Meanwhile the girls that are actually 21 are like "whats forever 21?".

But 40 is a milestone birthday, especially for someone like her. Why not brag about how her vast network of friends is throwing her a massive birthday blowout weekend party in Vegas to -get their drunk on- (aka a normal Tuesday night for Anna) then on to Paris for fancy cheese, champagne and bespoke tarps, and hell maybe even Hawaii for some beachside tater tots, hold the psychosomatic shrimp.

Interesting that Scamron's partner is an endocrinologist. I wonder if she is actively practicing that, or something she did before joining the Snakeoil payroll and now she uses it to make herself appear more credible.The evil genius shitlord Dr. Scumpia that told Anna she is a fat fuck that has one fat foot in the fat grave is an endocrinologist.

This quack knows Anna is full of shit but she needs to make that money to buy more FLIR cameras to plug into her iphone. (That shit blew my mind. Between that and the egg pod pressure thing, what the fuck kind of Fly-By-Night sketchy ass place is this)
 
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