Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

I can see Nick spending hours on the phone with female creators being a creep. What i cannot get is why these women who are claimed to be married or have boyfriends would have stayed on for so long. Did he imply threats if they didn't stay on with him? If my girlfriend spent 6 hours on the phone with some dude i wouldn't be happy. Especially if it was in the early morning hours.

edit: this is what i am referencing because it may be unclear in hindsight.

https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1851601980797616573

I guarantee the ones that kept talking to Nick either were April style gold diggers or just thought they could use Nick to advance their audience but didn't want to fuck him

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick had the advantage of seeing multiple burnouts happen in the sektur, online, and even had people like @Null and Metokur to dissect why it happened and usually how that end could be avoided or managed. He somehow with all that foresight ended up pulling this retarded shit.

It reminds me of Arrested Development (clip is about opening their relationship, but in terms of Rekieta it’s everything).

@Potentially Criminal i wanna know did the Lawtube civil war bullshit where Nick seemed to have some prescience about the lack of Rittenhouse and Depp like cases in the future, was that just him aping what other people said in DMs about how retarded the scheduling google doc was?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My point is this: Nick is all about looking good. I do not believe he gives "charity" without some expectation of getting something in return. Which basically means it's not charity.

Looking good to outsiders, yes, but also a fig leaf cover in his own mind (the only one that truly counts) for the rottenness beneath. Doing this enables him to maintain the smug certainty that he is in fact a righteous person and most especially confirms he is better than everyone else (nevermind it is a completely ordinary thing to do*).

*though of course plebes don't have the mom & dad cash he does, so he is better because he can drop more. That's why he specified the dollar amount about the supposed poor Jamaican dancer - most people, even if they were weirdly going to boast about it (tmi, jfc), would just say "money.". What's that about liars giving too much detail...? Even if not a lie, it was important to him to specify it was $1000, both to emphasize how generous he was trying to be [did he ever say that they actually did succeed in giving her the money?], and to remind Kalea that he has that cash to drop and that she (maybe) does not.

It's pathetic.

 

[Strix454]

I can see Nick spending hours on the phone with female creators being a creep. What i cannot get is why these women who are claimed to be married or have boyfriends would have stayed on for so long.

Fame/money and being close to some form of fame is a hell of a drug. If you combine that with some perception of a bad-boy personality, it can be even worse.

 

[keke]

Nick is a bum but I’m not Legal Mindset (or Nate ig) apologiser. I distinctly recall people making superchats and Nick saying they would all go to him, and if people wanted to donate, they could go to his guests personal streams. He also hinted at the opposite a few times, but in a hand- wavey bullshit polite way I highly doubted even at the time, it’s not like he was going to get chased up on it by his guests. He shouldn’t have said it but he also declared himself the grifter king. So.

Point is, these faggots only bring it up now is just for attention. When Mindset did his own commie purity tests, partially to get back at Legal Bytes after Nick was banned from YT, he had no issue with not getting paid.

 

[Pagan Min]

What's that about liars giving too much detail...?

Yeah, I've watched some Matt Orchard videos where he talks about that... Liars thinking that answering the question with tons of details makes their answers seem like truth times infinity, or something like that...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I can see Nick spending hours on the phone with female creators being a creep. What i cannot get is why these women who are claimed to be married or have boyfriends would have stayed on for so long. Did he imply threats if they didn't stay on with him? If my girlfriend spent 6 hours on the phone with some dude i wouldn't be happy. Especially if it was in the early morning hours.

edit: this is what i am referencing because it may be unclear in hindsight.
https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1851601980797616573

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[MechanicusAdmin]

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He's pity farming.

I know lonely guy cooking when I see it. Absolutely no one else in that house.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

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He's pity farming.

>The guy who calls people Frens uses Nerd as an insult

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick is a bum but I’m not Legal Mindset (or Nate ig) apologiser. I distinctly recall people making superchats and Nick saying they would all go to him, and if people wanted to donate, they could go to his guests personal streams. He also hinted at the opposite a few times, but in a hand- wavey bullshit polite way I highly doubted even at the time, it’s not like he was going to get chased up on it by his guests. He shouldn’t have said it but he also declared himself the grifter king. So.

Point is, these faggots only bring it up now is just for attention. When Mindset did his own commie purity tests, partially to get back at Legal Bytes after Nick was banned from YT, he had no issue with not getting paid.

I'm inclined to agree, but...

There Balldo is, on video, acknowledging the contribution and saying he will come up with a gift, before giving nothing.

This is very 5k locals gift vibes. Nick has a problem with the truth ultimately

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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He's pity farming.

I wonder if he made a call to Jamaica to talk recipes & good anime to watch while eating and checking how the Rekieta funded abortion went.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Looking good to outsiders, yes, but also a fig leaf cover in his own mind (the only one that truly counts) for the rottenness beneath. Doing this enables him to maintain the smug certainty that he is in fact a righteous person and most especially confirms he is better than everyone else (nevermind it is a completely ordinary thing to do*).

*though of course plebes don't have the mom & dad cash he does, so he is better because he can drop more. That's why he specified the dollar amount about the supposed poor Jamaican dancer - most people, even if they were weirdly going to boast about it (tmi, jfc), would just say "money.". What's that about liars giving too much detail...? Even if not a lie, it was important to him to specify it was $1000, both to emphasize how generous he was trying to be [did he ever say that they actually did succeed in giving her the money?], and to remind Kalea that he has that cash to drop and that she (maybe) does not.

It's pathetic.

I think that a lot of his issues are due to a lack of positive self-image, and this is what drives his 'charitiable' activities.

Nick is unable to see himself as a 'good' person--whether that be because of issues pre-existing his internet career or a perceived decline in his moral standing--so he craves and courts the approval of others. It is a balm for his own unmet pride.

This explains the ludicrous stories of grandiose generosity (charity auctions, donations, buying drinks for strippers, buying drinks for randoms, Jamaican medical bills, and others) he NEEDS to extract some currency of virtue from the exchange to trade for social credibility and acceptance. Nick did this by trading financial value for moral value, but when you are bankrupt both morally and financially without anythong to barter, the exchange is not easily made--fabrication is the only recourse.

 

[Captain Manning]

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He would always pick up the phone for me, or answer DMs when I sent them, but I attribute that to the fact I was one of major go-betweens between himself and the Farms during Weebwars. To the point where people in the WW thread would ask me questions to pass onto Nick. I can also confirm he never "gushed" to me about his personal life. I knew very very little about it.

So, yeah, I would agree with Scarebro and Andrew here.

My feeling here is that he did it with other females because he wanted another woman for a threesome. I now believe he did, indeed, try to entice Faran into one. I also agree with those who have said here that he made multiple attempts at that before "succeeding" with April and Aaron (and that it was his undoing).

 

[DaleMcGuy]

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His gushy behavior towards females was very noticeable on the show.

If more behind the scenes stuff comes out......

We talk about when Nick will hit rock bottom. We could have the Diddy/Weinstein card in play if these women start making accusations.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Guarantee they're simple scrambled eggs

There's nothing wrong with some simple scrambled eggs. Especially if you brown a bunch of butter first and then whisk in a some cream to make it fluffier and are careful to not bur....

Yeah, Nick's eggs were probably shit.

 

[Salubrious]

Wrong as usual fucking NERDS, this is the huwite man's anime as displayed by Nick 'whitebread' Rekieta.
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Come on Nick. A Christian like you should be more of a Bible Black person.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There's nothing wrong with some simple scrambled eggs. Especially if you brown a bunch of butter first and then whisk in a some cream to make it fluffier and are careful to not bur....

Yeah, Nick's eggs were probably shit.

Almost certainly, these were Nick's eggs:

 

[Goofy Logic]

I think that a lot of his issues are due to a lack of positive self-image, and this is what drives his 'charitiable' activities.

Nick is unable to see himself as a 'good' person--whether that be because of issues pre-existing his internet career or a perceived decline in his moral standing--so he craves and courts the approval of others. It is a balm for his own unmet pride.

This explains the ludicrous stories of grandiose generosity (charity auctions, donations, buying drinks for strippers, buying drinks for randoms, Jamaican medical bills, and others) he NEEDS to extract some currency of virtue from the exchange to trade for social credibility and acceptance. Nick did this by trading financial value for moral value, but when you are bankrupt both morally and financially without anythong to barter, the exchange is not easily made--fabrication is the only recourse.

Narcissists have glass egos. They can use social interactions to build themselves up, but they secretly have a negative perception of themselves. That is why they go apeshit when confronted with anything even resembling criticism.

 

[thebigdream]

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He's pity farming.

If you have to admit you're cooking again as a 40-something adult, implying it's something you haven't done for a long time, just give up bro, you're a coddled manbaby. It's never profound to make yourself a meal unless you've just emerged from a Hamas dungeon and are rediscovering all the activities you used to do.

 

[Telvanni]

Nick is a bum but I’m not Legal Mindset (or Nate ig) apologiser. I distinctly recall people making superchats and Nick saying they would all go to him, and if people wanted to donate, they could go to his guests personal streams. He also hinted at the opposite a few times, but in a hand- wavey bullshit polite way I highly doubted even at the time, it’s not like he was going to get chased up on it by his guests. He shouldn’t have said it but he also declared himself the grifter king. So.

Point is, these faggots only bring it up now is just for attention. When Mindset did his own commie purity tests, partially to get back at Legal Bytes after Nick was banned from YT, he had no issue with not getting paid.

I feel like this is a sort of mandela effect to me;
I remember him saying affirmatively he'd share and also affirmatively say he would't.