🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[SpergChud]

He entered the conversation and said outright Luke couldn't address him directly.

Simple is fucked, everyone is taking Luke's side. Wifi signal either has to give in and let go of it or he's fully ostracized.
Now he's asking if production still might kick Luke lmao.

 

[maioazar99]

You're just jealous that the BPD blue hair fairy likes the gay black man. Me too buddy, me too...

Lewis 22 like to get cucked online i guess

Hahahahaha all of them are afraid of the White man he's back for real

There's a potential caption contest with this image.

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[Lowercase I internet]

Everyone gathers in the living room for a kind of therapy session. Luke admits to stealing the candy last night. As a reminder, Ron and Alexis were the actual candy thieves, so Luke is accepting the blame for something he didn't do. Luke acts like he's truly remorseful for the action he didn't do.

As a result, everyone forgives Luke besides the Jeet who seethes throughout the whole session. EVERYONE BLAMES THE JEET FOR INSTIGATING ALEX LMAO!!! They say the jeet made aggressive eye contact which resulted in Luke lashing out.

Also, Mizzy and Smack were absolutely unbearable during the entirety. They continually talked down to the other Fish and had a holier-than-thou attitude. It's just more moralfagging. They use phrases like "we're all adults here," and, "Does anyone else have something to admit?" "You're going to look like an ass on TV."

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

I need to head out right now, but they’re starting to question the jeet again. Somebody please continue the recap of this house meeting in my stead.


Edit: removed misinfo

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

Common Burt W.

 

[Hiccup Scream]

"We need the edge to go away" - Misc. White Bitch. Man this could be a really good season

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

Afraid that the candy would be sticky, more like. Seriously, considering he is a clearly unstable giganiggah with 20 pill bottles, i'd steer fucking FAR away from anything he touches. MEanwhile, Ted picked on it and decided that he could be the protected bottom of the scary black man.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Well I am convinced. When he quoted himself moments later and said it again, he was just saying what she heard, not what he actually said. Makes perfect sense.

 

[Polska krowa]

Jet told him to do this in confessional last night. Luke acts like he's truly remorseful for the action he didn't do.

He didn't say this. He told Luke where the candy was hidden. Binx found it before Luke woke up, though, so he didn't have a chance to get it. For some reason, Luke chose to confess that it was him who took the candy (not Alexis and Zesty who actually took it). Weird move, but somehow it worked.

 

[Chongqing]

That's what i said to that guy who said that wasn't her nipple when women get pregnant their nipples get huge because of the baby sucking

Well, it has to do with hormones that change the body in many ways when a woman has a baby. A nipple can't simply be suckled bigger.

 

[e1m1]

32 year old blown out hag IRL streamer projecting abuse on Luke because of a shove and a broken pumpkin is the most retarded thing I've seen on Fishtank.

 

[Bass Vendor]

BB23 Contestant and FagFat has-been Derek Frazier was contacted by the wiggers early to appear on season 3, when it was known as "Last Man Standing."

Spoiler: Derek's Recount of the Casting Experience

Derek is a bit of a lolcow in the reality tv space. Constantly talking big and being very desperate to compete on another show, despite adding very little to the season of BB he competed on. Think Ian, but bigger, blacker, and delusional.

 

[Polska krowa]

BB23 Contestant and FagFat has-been Derek Frazier was contacted by the wiggers early to appear on season 3, when it was known as "Last Man Standing."
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Spoiler: Derek's Recount of the Casting Experience

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Derek is a bit of a lolcow in the reality tv space. Constantly talking big and being very desperate to compete on another show, despite adding very little to the season of BB he competed on. Think Ian, but bigger, blacker, and delusional.

Feel like Luke being there, and now this info sheds more light on why Jet wanted people to use #BB26 and #BB27 on X. He's clearly targeting bringing the Big Brother fanbase into the fold.

 

[filthypenguin]

Everyone gathers in the living room for a kind of therapy session. Luke admits to stealing the candy last night. As a reminder, Ron and Alexis were the actual candy thieves, so Luke is accepting the blame for something he didn't do. Jet told him to do this in confessional last night. Luke acts like he's truly remorseful for the action he didn't do.

As a result, everyone forgives Luke besides the Jeet who seethes throughout the whole session. EVERYONE BLAMES THE JEET FOR INSTIGATING ALEX LMAO!!! They say the jeet made aggressive eye contact which resulted in Luke lashing out.

Also, Mizzy and Smack were absolutely unbearable during the entirety. They continually talked down to the other Fish and had a holier-than-thou attitude. It's just more moralfagging. They use phrases like "we're all adults here," and, "Does anyone else have something to admit?" "You're going to look like an ass on TV."

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

I need to head out right now, but they’re starting to question the jeet again. Somebody please continue the recap of this house meeting in my stead.

To follow up on this, the conversation continues with Mizzy insisting that since Alexis's candy hasn't been recovered, there's still a thief who hasn't owned up to it and continues to ask for that person to own up.

Burt (160 IQ) speaks up for the second time to suggest that someone could have stolen their own candy (correctly guessing that Alexis took her own candy). No one paid him any attention.

To sum up state of the thievery:

Sneed and Alexis know they're guilty, presumably do not know why Luke took the fall.
Luke knows that he turned in half the candy, and since the other half is still missing he probably knows there are two thieves at large.
Burt has correctly deduced Alexis took her own candy, but has no confirmation.
Everyone else assumes there's one thief left (incorrectly).

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Everyone gathers in the living room for a kind of therapy session. Luke admits to stealing the candy last night. As a reminder, Ron and Alexis were the actual candy thieves, so Luke is accepting the blame for something he didn't do. Jet told him to do this in confessional last night. Luke acts like he's truly remorseful for the action he didn't do.

As a result, everyone forgives Luke besides the Jeet who seethes throughout the whole session. EVERYONE BLAMES THE JEET FOR INSTIGATING ALEX LMAO!!! They say the jeet made aggressive eye contact which resulted in Luke lashing out.

Also, Mizzy and Smack were absolutely unbearable during the entirety. They continually talked down to the other Fish and had a holier-than-thou attitude. It's just more moralfagging. They use phrases like "we're all adults here," and, "Does anyone else have something to admit?" "You're going to look like an ass on TV."

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

I need to head out right now, but they’re starting to question the jeet again. Somebody please continue the recap of this house meeting in my stead.
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funniest part is they didn't tell him to admit to taking the candy just where it was and how if he returned it he could get in good graces again. he was just so tired he thought they said he should take the blame.. funniest part is it worked out
guess there was two funniest parts

 

[Shiny Lapras]

Appreciate all of you who post updates in this thread. The memes are bangers too.

 

[Dill]

"Real bosses don't talk, we just sit back and listen"

 

[Aidan]

He didn't say this. He told Luke where the candy was hidden. Binx found it before Luke woke up, though, so he didn't have a chance to get it. For some reason, Luke chose to confess that it was him who took the candy (not Alexis and Zesty who actually took it). Weird move, but somehow it worked.

He told Luke to say he found the candy to get back in their good graces and it ended up being found anyway and so I guess this was Luke's method of sticking to the script.

 

[Dill]

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

“Why am I not being targeted?”

 

[AssignedEva]

Jeet continues to say everyone acted like bitches to the whole situation, and he expected more men to come to his (the jeet's) defense.

The Jeet says Luke likely has some mental or psychotic issues, is confused as to why he's being picked on and rationalizes it's because he's a strong contender. He does not accept Luke's apology and still holds resentment towards Luke.

Production asks if the jeet has a message for Luke. Jeet tells Luke to go fuck himself and that Luke and Alex dug their own graves. Jeet goes on to say he cannot wait to see them burn and die in the game. Again, he used those exact words.

The funniest thing by far would be to gather the contestants around the TV and play them this video message, and then let Simbal explain why he thinks everyone's picking on him for being a strong contender while being confronted by Alex and Luke for his smack talking.

Although that would ruin confessionals for the rest of the season.

 

[Okinawa Whore]

Everyone gathers in the living room for a kind of therapy session. Luke admits to stealing the candy last night. As a reminder, Ron and Alexis were the actual candy thieves, so Luke is accepting the blame for something he didn't do. Jet told him to do this in confessional last night. Luke acts like he's truly remorseful for the action he didn't do.

As a result, everyone forgives Luke besides the Jeet who seethes throughout the whole session. EVERYONE BLAMES THE JEET FOR INSTIGATING ALEX LMAO!!! They say the jeet made aggressive eye contact which resulted in Luke lashing out.

Also, Mizzy and Smack were absolutely unbearable during the entirety. They continually talked down to the other Fish and had a holier-than-thou attitude. It's just more moralfagging. They use phrases like "we're all adults here," and, "Does anyone else have something to admit?" "You're going to look like an ass on TV."

Burt speaks up and questions why nobody steals his candy. The Fish basically admit they're afraid of him.

I need to head out right now, but they’re starting to question the jeet again. Somebody please continue the recap of this house meeting in my stead.
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Does any have the official clip archived?