Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Edward Teach]

Now weigh a bunch of little plastic baggies.

NOW DROP THE CHARGES!!!!

For some reason my wife has little drug bags......3 baggies weighted 1.2g. I full size sandwich bag weighted 2.3g

 

[datura_binge]

The funny thing is if Nick would just stream his alleged cooking and stream his alleged Christian books or whatever, his locals wouldn't be bailing. They'd prolly just go a long with all of it. And it would probably look good in court to be doing something productive. Instead he exclusively streams his own downfall content and tweets asinine toxic messages (nerd) to literal nobodies and probably bots.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Oh, absolutely. I have had the non-pleasure of dealing with this type irl. Childish, irascible, self-pitying, self-righteous, bad-faith welchers thinking they're clever are irritating as hell.

They can be gamed, though, and though I disapprove of gaming people in general and am scrupulous in my dealings 99.999% of the time, I feel no guilt out-playing them. The sputtering rage when they realize they got got and were seen through is amusing.

It's been brought up before but Nick is the ideal mark in many ways. He (used to at least) had more money than sense, he's arrogant as fuck, but he's also got the Sargon "you think you're a lot smarter than you actually are" thing going on. Combine that with a huge ego, and a neurotic compulsion to be seen as "cool" this fucking mark would be child's play to finesse for anyone who'd spend enough time (probably about ten minutes) around him to pick up all his little nerd hangups.

 

[Hellion]

If you have to admit you're cooking again as a 40-something adult, implying it's something you haven't done for a long time, just give up bro, you're a coddled manbaby. It's never profound to make yourself a meal unless you've just emerged from a Hamas dungeon and are rediscovering all the activities you used to do.

The sheer hubris of a man to brag publicly about his little epiphany about the joy he had cooking for himself, when he had no qualms about leaving his children to starve and fend for themselves.

If he actually has his children back in any capacity, it indicates to me he's still not the one cooking for and feeding them properly, as I can't imagine being this proud of something so basic. Well, I can, because Nick is the most important person to Nick.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

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Nikki Rackets: Why won't internet people just leave me alone?
Also Nikki Rackets: Let's talk real soon internet frens!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If they didn't spend so much time on shouting out dinos I'd watch live but I prefer the clips.

I LOVE DINOSAURS!

Bigot!

For some reason my wife has little drug bags......3 baggies weighted 1.2g. I full size sandwich bag weighted 2.3g

These were corner cut baggies per the warrant and inventory. They drop the drugs in the bag corner, tie it off, then cut the rest off.

Nick should ask for laboratory weight, but it is bot likely to drop a whole 2 grammes.

The funny thing is if Nick would just stream his alleged cooking and stream his alleged Christian books or whatever, his locals wouldn't be bailing. They'd prolly just go a long with all of it. And it would probably look good in court to be doing something productive. Instead he exclusively streams his own downfall content and tweets asinine toxic messages (nerd) to literal nobodies and probably bots.

He has a work heat allergy, OKAY!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Bruh, this is the same lolcow levels as Chibinekodemyx posting on Facebook for asspats because he cooked grilled cheese instead of Doordashing some Taco Bell.

Also, notice how he didn't include a photo of the steak? He probably overcooked it like a buffoon.

I'm picturing a culinary (Jamaican) abortion on the tier of Pat Tomlinsons "Beef Wellington"...

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This raises an interesting question: what kind of black guys go to a swingers resort? I know everyone is picturing "mandingos", but is that accurate? To the contrary, are they just black dweebs? In my experience, men who get involved in "kink"—you can even smell the reddit emanating from the word—are huge dweeby goofballs. This is doubly so if they're "doms".

It's different if they're in it for blackmail, in which case it's more of a formality—like updating your vehicle registration. You gotta pay the toll; that's just the nature of the beast.

The Mandingo’s were staff or paid dancers. There is a “no touching rule”, but typically sex resorts have ways around that. You aren’t supposed to say Romaine and Energii_King went ass-to-mouth on your pastey white polish ass, but you can say how you enjoyed their company.

Nick was/ is trying to avoid saying they bottomed out in him, but it’s pretty obvious. Kayla likely got vagina rejuvenation or a mommy make over after Hedo II (look them up). They got into the Swinger lifestyle more at Hedo II enough where Nick was publicly posting in it to hint to others.

 

[Strix454]

This raises an interesting question: what kind of black guys go to a swingers resort?

The black guys that Nick was talking to were resort staff. I think they technically count as "dancers" but I would assume that they are really "anything goes" local Jamaican male prostitutes available for the paid needs of guests - male or female.

I'm not sure why anyone would go to a place like Hedonism II anymore. That place peaked out in the 1980s but as of the present, I think it mostly appeals to old loser nerds like Nick who had fantasies about it in high school and the worst sort of no-class sleazy visibly disgusting exhibitionist swingers.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I LOVE DINOSAURS!

Fucking autocorrect.

The funny thing is if Nick would just stream his alleged cooking and stream his alleged Christian books or whatever, his locals wouldn't be bailing. They'd prolly just go a long with all of it. And it would probably look good in court to be doing something productive. Instead he exclusively streams his own downfall content and tweets asinine toxic messages (nerd) to literal nobodies and probably bots.

It would at least be content. The only "content" Nick makes now is just him seething about how badly he's fucked his fucking life up, while performative eating to try to disprove the skelly accusations, all the time creeping around his extremely grimey kitchen looking like a haggard cryptid with Rickets.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I’ve found it funny how Rackets’ choice of resort was literally the only one he could Google. I want to know how many of the other swinger circles passed on Crackets’ attempts to join.

 

[NSA]

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There are only 2 types of faggots I've ever seen use this response. The first are atheists and leftists who think they are getting some epic own by using your religion against you. The second are fake Christians whose only understanding of the faith is believing they can do anything they want and no one can say anything because Jesus said to first take the plank out of your own eye. They conveniently ignore every other thing the bible says.

"Who is really the worse sinner here?
Me for destroying my whole family & career with drug-fueled degen sex, neglecting my keeds, and then emotionally abusing everyone trying to help me, or you, who got mad at me for doing that?
Shame on you."


He still blames everyone else for this.
I think rock bottom will be Nick getting blackout drunk and drowning in his own pond, bringing justice for the forest animals.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Buffalo Balldo
Bareback Rasta
Schemin' for de payment
From the mark from America

Testes in a cuck cage
Sittin' in the corner
While him wife getting double teamed

Singing aye yai yai
Aye yai yai yai
Aye yai yai
Yai yai yai yai

 

[datura_binge]

I’ve found it funny how Rackets’ choice of resort was literally the only one he could Google. I want to know how many of the other swinger circles passed on Crackets’ attempts to join.

I'm convinced that's how he ended up with April and Aaron. He probably tried with "real" swingers and they wanted nothing to do with him, so he ended up asking them and just happened to stumble upon people inexperienced enough not to see right through him. People always ask here how they all got together, they just bumbled into each other and nobody realized none of them had a clue what they were doing. Then someone, probably Nick, tried to pretend he knew all about drugs and introduced it to the group framing it as "something fun to spice things up, trust me I've done it before".

 

[AnOminous]

That's not cooking, FFS. That's what people do when they can't be bothered to cook. That's 'throw some shit in a frying pan and deglaze it when you're done'.

To be fair just by deglazing the pan he's already less lazy than Jack Scalfatty, but then, he apparently hasn't cooked anything for a long enough time even cooking something routine that he felt it necessary to mention.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve found it funny how Rackets’ choice of resort was literally the only one he could Google. I want to know how many of the other swinger circles passed on Crackets’ attempts to join.

I think the kind of swinger circles that don't want plebs NERDS like Nick around are ones that don't get mentioned online either.

He went to the McDonald's of Mandingo cuckoldry.

I think rock bottom will be Nick getting blackout drunk and drowning in his own pond, bringing justice for the forest animals.

Or that disgusting hot tub that is a soup of jizz and alcoholic sweat and probably piss too.

They will only find his bloated, gay corpse after it has been cooked to the bone.

 

[Pagan Min]

I know lonely guy cooking when I see it. Absolutely no one else in that house.

If it's true that he's all alone in that house... entirely due to his own actions...

GOOD!!!

Then again, we can't be THAT lucky, can we... (Of course, I'm just writing my own head-canon here with Li'l Nicky finally being "abandoned" by everyone else in his life, and forced to face the consequences of his actions... And, upon reflection, he'd blame everyone else but himself AS USUAL, because he's a self-centered cuntish cuck... LOL)

 

[demicolon]

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He's pity farming.

"I've been cooking again"

Aaron,
Do you want to build a meth lab?
Come on let's go and cook
I never see you anymore
Come out the door,
Let's make our product by the book!
We'll make lots of money
Just you and me
We'll stack the cash up high!
Do you want to build a meth lab?
A rolling RV meth lab
Go away, Mr. Rekieta
Just one try...

 

[TherapyMan]

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He's pity farming.

What's interesting is that even when supposedly acknowledging that he made some "bad choices" the worst thing Nick can admit he did was "putting parts of me aside." Literally everything revolves around this fucking guy in his world and the worst sin he can commit is not being enough of himself.