Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

Old fat man crying because his feelings are hurt?

Anyone else noticed he's injecting new language around his campaigns and rallies calling them "Lovefests"? And now this insistence he's running a positive campaign? I wonder if Donny's noticed that the only people left around him are unhinged, angry people and he's trying to woo back sane adults who are tired of being told to be terrified and angry every minute of every day.

And what a wild statement. Joe Biden, at least, has never called all of America a trash can. Can Donny FatFuck say the same?

Jokes about PR being trash from MAGA: "Oh come on, lighten up. Quit being so sensitive and pussies, these are jokes"
Jokes about MAGAts being trash from Dems: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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Apparently Trump is trying to act like he never knew Kill Tony or who even booked him despite the fact his campaign vetted his material and is the opening act for his biggest rally ever.

Not to mention all the blatant pandering he's doing for Puerto Rico acting like he's their best friend without even renouncing the joke at all beyond "I don't know that guy"
I love how Trump and JD Vance pretend they have nothing to do with this. They are trying to save their skin lol. Lying cowards.
 
I saw somebody make a good point. Despite the whining of the left about right wing "extremism", Trump has actually dragged the Republican party to the left. He's a psy op designed to further the leftist agenda. I mean he's arguably left of Clinton. He also actively goes against real right wing candidates such as Desantis and Cruz. Idk, I felt woken up by this and I don't really have anywhere else to share it.

Absolute bullshit. the only reason it appears as if trump made the republicans "more left wing" is because more conservatives are comprised of miniorities than ever before, but thats a side effect of progressives pushing the cultural envelope giving miniorities breathing room to explore different political options. its hard to be a gay conservative when it wasn't that long ago that republican nominees competed on the grounds of "who explicitely hates the gays more". this is without going into how Democrats, relatively to even far right nationalist parties in europe, are economically right wing. with a common theme of european nationalism being about defending their welfare states, not dismantling them because "muh money" (not to say that privatization isnt an issue).

Trump is a populist, as is his entire movement. They'll say whatever is needed to get support until they get far enough to grab complete power, and from there enact changes solely to benefit their own position of power. Trump promises to dissolve the unions and hang any worker who ever even gives his employer the stink-eye when he is around billionaires, only to then drive out to some rural shithole and proclaim to every factory worker and truck driver that "you never had a friend like me".

trying to apply Political compass to fascists is like trying to fit a round peg through a square hole. eventually you'll just break the hole. Sure, we can all pretend Stalin, Hitler, Franscisco Franco, Tsar nikolaj and the Ayatollah were vastly ideologically different, but at the end of the day the policies they invoked to remain in power remained eerily the same. the same people got crushed beneath the totalitarian boot, the same wave of anti-intellectualism became religion and the same rhetoric of "suffering makes stronk" and endorsing forever-war kept being rung.
 
this is without going into how Democrats, relatively to even far right nationalist parties in europe, are economically right wing. with a common theme of european nationalism being about defending their welfare states, not dismantling them because "muh money" (not to say that privatization isnt an issue).
I have a FB friend who is die-hard MAGA. Hates "socialism" and wants lower taxes for billionaires. She got cancer, beat it, but is now hundreds of thousands in medical debt. She set up a gofundme and is whining that people aren't paying enough.
 
Old fat man crying because his feelings are hurt?

Anyone else noticed he's injecting new language around his campaigns and rallies calling them "Lovefests"? And now this insistence he's running a positive campaign? I wonder if Donny's noticed that the only people left around him are unhinged, angry people and he's trying to woo back sane adults who are tired of being told to be terrified and angry every minute of every day.

And what a wild statement. Joe Biden, at least, has never called all of America a trash can. Can Donny FatFuck say the same?

Jokes about PR being trash from MAGA: "Oh come on, lighten up. Quit being so sensitive and pussies, these are jokes"
Jokes about MAGAts being trash from Dems: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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Did hillary clinton not call trump and his supporters "deplorables" back in 2016?
And did they not run with it and call themselves deplorables too?

I say, unlike these SNOWFLAKES these days, BACK IN MY DAY, people had A SENSE OF HUMOR. Whatever happened to COMEDY? It's just DARK HUMOR.
(sarcasm, interpret as appropriate)

2016 Trump wouldve made merch with slogans like "we the garbage" and called 2024 Trump low energy or something
 
From Fatty's rally last night:
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Is Fatty becoming trans-racial and trying to pass as non-white?
Looks like chubster was trying to copy the Hulkster's remarkable tan (not that Hulkster needs to use any of the fake stuff, he's naturally bronzed, brotha!) but failed because the fake Hulk paid by that slanderous troll Ted DiBiase did it for him but could only find enough to blast his face and not even bother with his ears and hands.

It's one shade away from being blatant blackface.
2016 Trump wouldve made merch with slogans like "we the garbage" and called 2024 Trump low energy or something
The pandemic era really knocked the wind out of the political right's confidence. The last four years has turned them from being edgy outsiders that were fueled by internet humor derived from then youthful 4chan and YouTube communities c. 2016 to now contrarian boomers exiled in Truth Social and Facebook chatter hiveminds who take offense to everything and feel bullied to what they perceive to be an ever omnipotent left.
 
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The worst thing about Welsh is that other companies saw the shitshow he and his "rank and yank" strategy was and still hired people that would implement the same shit.
One of the more famous ones was Enron. Thankfully it has mostly died out at a lot of places because it makes no sense and rewards ass kissing at the expense of independent thinking.

Ruined IBM, ruined GE, destroyed Enron, almost ruined Microsoft, will soon ruin Amazon.
 
One of the more famous ones was Enron. Thankfully it has mostly died out at a lot of places because it makes no sense and rewards ass kissing at the expense of independent thinking.

Ruined IBM, ruined GE, destroyed Enron, almost ruined Microsoft, will soon ruin Amazon.
Yep and it pits employees against each other.
 
I like that the defense for this is "He's just a comedian bro" when I'm pretty sure it's bad optics to have your presidential campaign where you may be in the most powerful position in the world to have people say dumb shit like this a week before the election.

Trump is such a smart tactician to have this guy here

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I don't think I've ever seen a comedian bomb this hard in my life. Laughing at your own jokes is bad enough, laughing in a vacuum of pure silence is even worse. Which is strange because you'd think that the audience he's telling them to would love this kind of "humor".

He's got such a faggy effeminate voice too, Pete Buttigieg sounds less gay despite being married to another man.

The worst part about it is that he had the chance to see that these jokes would be duds the night before, but I guess he really felt like this would be a crowd killer, the zenith of his comedic career:
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Jokes about PR being trash from MAGA: "Oh come on, lighten up. Quit being so sensitive and pussies, these are jokes"
Jokes about MAGAts being trash from Dems: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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It's funny how there's been a consistent trend of MAGAfaggots being able to dish it but not take it.

>Trump spends his entire 2016 campaign shitting on just about every single American minority group in existence, making a name for himself through insults rather than policy
Hahaha, he says it like it is! Get over it you sensitive snowflakes! They're just jokes, but also true but also jokes!
>Hillary calls his supporters "a basket of deplorables" after spending the entirety of her campaign focusing her insults at Trump
REEE HOW DARE SHE INSULT 50% OF THE COUNTREEE I AM RIGHTEOUSLY INDIGNANT

>Trump spends his 2020 and 2024 campaigns shitting on every single American minority group in existence
>Trump's chosen speaker during his campaign's closing argument rally calls Puerto Rico an "island of garbage", calling Latinos mindless babymaking factories who are fucking the country, and inviting a black person in the audience to carve watermelons with him

B-B-BASED!!! He's totally gonna trigger the libs with this!
>Biden is misquoted by the media as calling "Trump's supporters" all a "floating pile of garbage", when in reality he said "Trump's supporter's rhethoric", referring to Tony Hinchcliffe alone
HOW DARE THE SITTING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES INSULT 50% OF THE COUNTRY LIKE THIS REEEE

Literally the same day this dumb fake outrage happened, he went right back to insulting the entire Democratic party:


The bar is so fucking low for Trump, it's below hell. All he's required to do is show up and not shit himself on stage and the news media will take him as a serious politician. Meanwhile, if a dem even dares to step out of the lines of decency and decorum, they're met with a media hailstorm for being imperfect.
@Neil When Elon bought Twitter I thought no big deal it won't be that bad.

Come today and Twitter (or X) has become a safe haven for bot accounts, Bit coin faggots and just general misinformation. I had my problems before with Twitter but nowadays its just fucking cancer and should be shot just like Ol' Yeller.
The only "positive" thing I can say about Elon buying Twitter is that he's actively contributing to the death of it. The site became Stormfront Lite/Facebook with a smattering of onlyfans porn bots, bitcoin scammers, larping grifters and the few whiny e-celeb blue checkmarks who refuse to let the site die despite hating Elon so much.

Twitter has been active poison to public discourse since 2015 and honestly deserves the fate of being run into the ground by an egocentric, blind opportunist manchild like Elon.
 
I don't think I've ever seen a comedian bomb this hard in my life. Laughing at your own jokes is bad enough, laughing in a vacuum of pure silence is even worse. Which is strange because you'd think that the audience he's telling them to would love this kind of "humor".

He's got such a faggy effeminate voice too, Pete Buttigieg sounds less gay despite being married to another man.

The worst part about it is that he had the chance to see that these jokes would be duds the night before, but I guess he really felt like this would be a crowd killer, the zenith of his comedic career:
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The funniest shit about the Puerto Rican thing is that the joke bombed so bad that Puerto Rican Republicans and Trump supporters are either not voting or voting for Kamala now and telling their families all about it to not vote for Trump. Not to mention all the big name Puerto Rican celebrities that have endorsed Kamala.

Some show put together a 7 minute long supercut of Trump just being Trump. I wish there wasn't the cheesy laugh track, because it doesn't need it. It's pretty good without. My favorite is the 9 years of Trump saying his healthcare plan is coming out.

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Yeah this is Jimmy Kimmel. He's not that funny of a guy but can be funny if he has low hanging fruit to beat down like Trump or Nick Fuentes. Though I hope Kamala wins so Kimmel can no longer have any material since he's a hack comedian who benefits the most from Trump
 
Some show put together a 7 minute long supercut of Trump just being Trump. I wish there wasn't the cheesy laugh track, because it doesn't need it. It's pretty good without. My favorite is the 9 years of Trump saying his healthcare plan is coming out.

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Pretty good but I like this punchline:
"You're going to have such great health care at a tiny fraction of the cost. And it's going to be so easy."
 
PUERTO RICANS GIVE ME A HUG AND A KISS



Holy shit, it's been more than a month since the debate and Trump is still whining about it along with Kamala saying his crowds are small. If Kamala wins, she probably would have pissed him off more than even Barack Obama did



EDIT: Trump is in another blue collar worker cosplay outfit, citing the same type of robotic response when he wants to distance himself from someone he knows

 
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Holy shit, it's been more than a month since the debate and Trump is still whining about it along with Kamala saying his crowds are small.
Trump is obsessed with size and absolutely hates it when someone mocks him and mentions it. A journalist called him small handed once and he hasn't gotten over it. That's the reason he talked about Arnold Palmer's giant dick & is now whining about Kamala's comment.
 
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