Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

the granny glasses and bedazzled pink respirator are very masc.
One of my very favorite things about Victim is how easy it is to forget that she is trying to be FTM, because the rest of her batshit insanity covers it completely.

And also because she does not read male in the slightest, not in any picture I've ever seen of her, not even the "cute twink/Grindr standard of beauty" one she uses as a PFP.
 
Isn’t it weird she uses such an old photo of herself whenever she can? Shows she probably gets how unattractive the self she’s created is. Anyway, I have Covid, her and her ilks greatest boogeyman, so I have nothing to do but watch her twitter. Enjoy the spoils of my illness (mental and physical)

What is this weird distancing she’s doing where she acts like she’s a different generation/superior to her peers. She’s probably a few years older than many of them but not that many. Maybe 4 years.
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Couldn’t possibly be coming up with more “issues” for this class with the professor she’s hassling. God I would hate to be him dealing with her.
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More vague posting about possibly doing sex work.

This is pretty uninteresting but I am curious about this coffeespoonie person. I remember antics from her a while ago before she became private, I seem to remember her baiting/picking fights with Uber drivers about wheelchair and possibly service dog crap, but I don’t follow her so I can’t see anything else. She’s been mentioned before as thread worthy tho.


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Also in my stalking I came across this gem again, just sharing. Reasonable work conditions= awful, living in filth = rest of the worlds fault.


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More vague posting about possibly doing sex work.
That Puck person she’s RTing there is one to watch. Total narc, 4’11 (lol) pooner who has a NSFW account.
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You might think she’s making fun of herself with that “miniaturist” quip but sadly, no. She actually does miniatures, which is autistic cool, I guess.
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Her NSFW-account is all her, obviously female, stuffing her orifices with dildos (as one does), so I don’t know why people are paying her.

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Also, Tboy Thursday.
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Thanks, I hate it.
(I helpfully edited out her marginally enlarged clitoris for my sanity and your convenience. Can’t have any swooning here on the farms!)
 
Double posting (but on topic this time) because we’re in trouble, frens - she told her parents about us :(

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I’m imagining it went something like this: “Mom, dad… Some people are laughing at me on the internet. That’s practically murder. Take precautions, please. Bodyguards, maybe. Also, can I have some money?”
 
Dear Markhoffs:

You may (or may not!) be surprised to discover your daughter is part of an illness-faking, illness-seeking, illness-inducing subculture. We have an entire thread dedicated to the topic. You will find that the specific diagnoses your daughter claims are the entire list of most frequently faked illnesses, and that she fakes symptoms in an even more flagrant way than most people in her community.

I am sorry to hear you are separating. I'm not sure situations like Victoria can always be stopped by good parenting, so I hope this isn't about recriminations over how she turned out. Might've been either of you, both of you, neither of you. Might've been some kid she met at school. Might've been anything. Maybe there was nothing that could be done and the existence of this community online would have been enough to send her into this life no matter what you'd done to keep her from it. Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Anyway, just know that some strangers on the internet (many of us parents ourselves) feel bad for how stuff turned out. If you ever want to set the record straight, you are always, always welcome to register for the forum.
 

Okay, that retard fuels my suspicion that something about Victoria and this thread was posted elsewhere, and that's what triggered all the recent trolls (and also caused her to find out about the thread). Why else would several trolls pop out of nowhere all of a sudden, after no one from here bothered her for months?

On Twitter today, Victoria, who was raised Catholic and has not converted to Judaism, is declaring random pictures "Jewish coded" and followed up with "what are we if not professionally worried!!!"

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I guess that's why her fictional great-grandmother fictionally pretended to be Catholic for decades after moving to Uruguay, instead of just joining a synagogue and assimilating into Montevideo's 50,000-strong Jewish community at the time? Because she worried too much?
 
One of my very favorite things about Victim is how easy it is to forget that she is trying to be FTM, because the rest of her batshit insanity covers it completely.

And also because she does not read male in the slightest, not in any picture I've ever seen of her, not even the "cute twink/Grindr standard of beauty" one she uses as a PFP.
I have a friend who is “in the know” about lolcows. I was telling him about how I’ve been branching out of stinkditch shit and into munchies and that Victoria is my favorite up and coming lolcow. He promptly reminded me that Victoria is technically stinkditch and I felt like a tard. But it’s like the least insane thing she does.
 
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Victoria has the psychology of a spoiled child, but she is very much an adult deep into her 20's. Her entire strategy for surviving in the world is to feign helplessness to provoke parental figures, and her actual parents, to step in and fix her problems for her.

I don't think it's a coincidence that she really starts to ramp up the disabled cosplaying right around the time her first attempt at college starts to go off the rails. She couldn't be a child forever, but she could infantalise herself by faking disabilities.

I think her parents are already doing the best possible thing for her right now: they're not bailing her out financially, and they're not engaging with her bullshit lies. Previous attempts at tough love in the form of rehab/mental hospitals and the like have failed because Victoria is an adult and if she isn't going to seriously engage in getting healthy, it's not going to happen for her.

You can't force someone into rehab, you can't force someone into therapy, and you can't force them to stop shitting their wheelchair in public for attention. Victoria's parents have learned that the hard way.
 
Victoria has the psychology of a spoiled child, but she is very much an adult deep into her 20's. Her entire strategy for surviving in the world is to feign helplessness to provoke parental figures, and her actual parents, to step in and fix her problems for her.

I don't think it's a coincidence that she really starts to ramp up the disabled cosplaying right around the time her first attempt at college starts to go off the rails. She couldn't be a child forever, but she could infantalise herself by faking disabilities.

I think her parents are already doing the best possible thing for her right now: they're not bailing her out financially, and they're not engaging with her bullshit lies. Previous attempts at tough love in the form of rehab/mental hospitals and the like have failed because Victoria is an adult and if she isn't going to seriously engage in getting healthy, it's not going to happen for her.

You can't force someone into rehab, you can't force someone into therapy, and you can't force them to stop shitting their wheelchair in public for attention. Victoria's parents have learned that the hard way.
Except they are bailing her out financially.
There's no way Vicky is living on her grifting.
I mean, I know why.
Tough Love isn't very popular these days and it could look very bad amongst their peers to let their 'Poor, disabled daughter Son' live on the street...
It's not like there's a Handy-Dandy Heroin addiction to explain it.
 
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