🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Mr Sister]

Also:
ted getting cozy with smaack
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this was while ted was laughing like an idiot listening to Burt talk. TEDx Burt all the way

edit: TOLD YA (courtesy of chat)

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They managed to cast the right amount of normies and schizos and the content potential is fucking great. Finally caught up with this season. I don't think Burt will be able to contain his sexual frustration for long though. He's like a gayer, blacker version of Simmons.

 

[Mr Sister]

For the record, Burt was asked what his favorite type is. He said 60-80 year old married jewish men. smack asked if he was joking, he said no. I want to find the clip

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

Fishtoys are on. Currently the only option is sending the fish (collectively) a pack of cigarettes.

 

[filthypenguin]

How do they know there is a plant? Has some producer said anything or is this just speculation?

I think Burt initially brought up the concept of a plant. He's gone back and forth on Luke and Alex being plants.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Fishtoys are on. Currently the only option is sending the fish (collectively) a pack of cigarettes.

Inb4 they get soy about muh secondhand smoke

 

[Foster]

 

[bookers]

The only one missing when cigs arrived was Luke so Labron went upstairs to tell him and invite him down

Luke was kind of a dick about it for some reason lol

he is now ripping butts and seems happy

 

[anliteralidiot]

The only one missing when cigs arrived was Luke so Labron went upstairs to tell him and invite him down

Luke was kind of a dick about it for some reason lol

he is now ripping butts and seems happy
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because laron is a thieving dick

 

[t(h)rash]

Inb4 they get soy about muh secondhand smoke

Secondhand smoking is real though. However due to the size of the house and the duration they'll stay there it is completely negligible. But imagine living in a tiny apartment with two people who smoke indoors for 30 years. That'll wear you down definitely.

 

[bookers]

Luke is happy
however in my professional opinion, he smokes cigarettes like someone who doesnt actually smoke cigarettes
could he have been lying about nic fitting? or maybe he is just a weirdo

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Luke is happy
however in my professional opinion, he smokes cigarettes like someone who doesnt actually smoke cigarettes
could he have been lying about nic fitting? or maybe he is just a weirdo
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He seems like he's the type who vapes or Zyns.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I have a suspicion that management might reveal the steal right before the vote.

They also seem to dislike Mizzy. After they told the fish to stop whispering twice, Mizzy was right back at it and I guess the chat was complaining. Jet put up a text that read "Yes, but does anybody really care what Mizzy is saying?" LOL

Imagine wearing a pussy hat unironically.

 

[bookers]

jet is just zooming out and zooming in on burts face over and over

 

[Mr Sister]

For the record, Burt was asked what his favorite type is. He said 60-80 year old married jewish men. smack asked if he was joking, he said no. I want to find the clip

got it

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Pop-up stated that they are just letting the fish unwind, but there will be a surprise for them late tonight.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Luke is happy
however in my professional opinion, he smokes cigarettes like someone who doesnt actually smoke cigarettes
could he have been lying about nic fitting? or maybe he is just a weirdo
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He seems like he's the type who vapes or Zyns.

He said he quit smoking two days before the show and isn't into vapes, nicotine patches or any other shit. To paraphrase "if I haven't tried them I don't trust them"

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Does anyone have a clip from the bar like an hour ago where they were cleaning up the candy, and Burt touched something and said "ew it's sticky". Then said "it's ok, my hands are always sticky."

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Ted managed to lift Burt up. Shocking everyone including Burt.

Burt immediately sat down as he got a bit excited.

 

[foam rolla]

got it
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Uncanny