Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Hedo Weedo and the playroom are a must-see!

This Swing Nation Podcast is going to wonder why after a year they're getting flooded with comments.
Wondering where is Kayla, when she and Nick went to the island, how old is the Jamaican dancer's baby, and did Nick really get fucked by the 2 chocolate gods.



EDIT
I got curious and checked out The Swing Nation Podcast channel where they show swing places around the country. Nothing in Minnesota. One city caught my eye: Nashville. Others include Knoxville, Houston, and one in Kissimmee, Florida

 

[Strix454]

The reason the resort is called "Hedonism 2" is that when the resort opened as the "Negril Beach Village" in around 1977, the owners ran an expensive advertising campaign in the US around the concept of "Hedonism". They used the word to promote the resort and it became informally known by that name by people due to the ad campaign.

This an example of one of the ads from that initial campaign in the 1970s:

When the resort changed ownership in the early 1980s, they decided to re-brand it to the hedonism name and probably added the "2" to indicate that it was the old resort under what claimed to be new management.

The original concept for the resort in the 1970s was to be a "club med" with all-inclusive vacations and no tipping. The resort also featured a all-nude beach rather than topless beach. The nude beach was what was promoted in the early 1980s.

As far as I can tell, the swinging aspects of the resort were more informal in the 1980s and 1990s. It was just organic hookups among people there and alot of nudity. Then in the late 1990s, Hedonism started to appeal more and more openly to organized swingers, sex tourists, fetish people and other assorted trash.

 

[Journoscum]

APRIL PLAYLIST UPDATE:
April's YouTube playlist called "Nick & April feat. Molly in Paradise" has been updated with the addition of How Deep Is Your Love by Calvin Harris.

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EDIT: Initial context below:

I know they call April a Minnesota six, but I think that might also apply to her mental age.

 

[AltisticRight]

Blowing is certainly not all he's doing. I knew he had a thing for Greek.

He does a lot of blow.
Oh you mean blow as a verb?
He does a lot of that too.

 

[Captain Manning]

As far as I can tell, the swinging aspects of the resort were more informal in the 1980s and 1990s. It was just organic hookups among people there and alot of nudity. Then in the late 1990s, Hedonism started to appeal more and more openly to organized swingers, sex tourists, fetish people and other assorted trash.

So what you're saying is we're devolving as a species and Jesus needs to hurry up?

Got it.

 

[Vibralldo]

Guys, bad news. Officer Jim Felt retired last week.
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Retirement Announcement

God is going to materialize a new police officer from the ether to replace him named Chuck Sneed out of spite for Nick

 

[Popper Whiting]

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He's pity farming.

I am slightly alarmed. Nothing good comes from a lolcow talking about cooking. Soon you'll get the pictures to flex, that are always fucking horrible (I am sure people remember Ralph bragging about Faith's Chicken Sandwiches and chips), and then it ends up with the lolcow getting angry because people made fun of their mediocre food. Trust me, nothing good ever comes from a lolcow going on a cooking or food flex arc.

 

[Train Operator]

God is going to materialize a new police officer from the ether to replace him named Chuck Sneed out of spite for Nick

arresting officer Bal Doh

 

[Vibralldo]

arresting officer Bal Doh

Officer Polly Cule had to deploy the Taser, Nick was not cooperating

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Guys, bad news. Officer Jim Felt retired last week.

Perhaps the pace of retirement won't agree with him and he will become a private investigator with an axe to grind against Nick.
"I have lots of time now, Nicholas. Lots of time."

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[AltisticRight]

Officer Polly Cule had to deploy the Taser, Nick was not cooperating

Ma'am, please aim the electrodes at my nipples.
Officer Polly: Please bring me my firearm.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Sums up the copyright cuck that is Balldo with his coke wife. He'll tard rage when someone picks on his content, because Nick is a narcissistic nepo baby that hates people making fun of his cuckoldry and retardation; and would rather ruin and drain the fun away from everyone.
Now that Nate, Joe and Legal Mindset makes a big claim on the Balldo, that's the biggest tard rage for this Halloween aside from the jannies of the Rekieta Law channel leaks so far. He want that money all for himself just to inch closer to that money for more cocaine for his nepotistic coke cartel, and delve further into degeneracy.

Ma'am, please aim the electrodes at my nipples.
Officer Polly: Please being me my firearm.

If you don't electrocute my nipples. You're a nerd, ma'am; and I ain't giving you bail.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Aaron claimed that they had a meal service that they were forced to discontinue in February of 2024 due to lack of funds from the Rumble contract lapse.

WTF none of them had actual jobs. None of four adults could manage to swing by a grocery store once per week?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nightmare on 51st Street.


Halloween: Season of the Balldo
(what if the mask was based on Nick instead of William Shatner)



Friday the 13th: Land of 10,000 Crystal Lakes

 

[Captain Manning]

Ma'am, please aim the electrodes at my nipples.
Officer Polly: Please being me my firearm.

Robert Barnes says the 174th Amendment entitles me to have my nipples shocked by a female cop, or a well-oiled male Jamaican cop.

Now that Nate, Joe and Legal Mindset makes a big claim on the Balldo, that's the biggest tard rage for this Halloween aside from the jannies of the Rekieta Law channel leaks so far.

Just so we're clear here, it's my understanding that claim was made "on behalf" of Joe. And while I have little trouble accepting Joe kvetched about it behind closed doors, I'll accept Joe has turned on Rekieta when I actually see it. He's been sucking Nick's dick throughout this whole thing.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I wanna see Hedo Rick/Nick "rippin' N' tearin" mashup by morning.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Just so we're clear here, it's my understanding that claim was made "on behalf" of Joe. And while I have little trouble accepting Joe kvetched about it behind closed doors, I'll accept Joe has turned on Rekieta when I actually see it. He's been sucking Nick's dick throughout this whole thing

Joe has stood by Nick since forever, explaining it as a gratitude for giving him an audience. That's the very loyalty that Nick talked about recently ("I MADE YUR SIX FIGURE CAREER BISH"). A person with at least one honest bone in their body would recognize the help Nick gave them but would be honest about the current state of things and criticize Nick for his failings. Now, a jew, on the other hand...

 

[NaggotFigger]

Just so we're clear here, it's my understanding that claim was made "on behalf" of Joe. And while I have little trouble accepting Joe kvetched about it behind closed doors, I'll accept Joe has turned on Rekieta when I actually see it. He's been sucking Nick's dick throughout this whole thing.

Thanks for making it clearer. It was fun to see how the Balldoverse is slowly falling apart into the abyss, especially when Nick doubles down on his buttfuckery and hedonism, refusing to further elaborate why doesn't he take accountability on his bullshit. It'll be fun one day if Joe could do a heel-turn against Nick and betray the Balldo, but God knows when.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Thanks for making it clearer. It was fun to see how the Balldoverse is slowly falling apart into the abyss, especially when Nick doubles down on his buttfuckery and hedonism, refusing to further elaborate why doesn't he take accountability on his bullshit. It'll be fun one day if Joe could do a heel-turn against Nick and betray the Balldo, but God knows when.

I think Joe still fears Nick can pull an audience and be a king maker still.