JustStopDude
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Does Citizen M not realize that no matter how much he pay pigs, Melton isn't going to molest him?
Move on bro. You are at least three decades to old for the Queen.
Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.
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Move on bro. You are at least three decades to old for the Queen.
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Why doesn't Citizen M just do a video which he already produces? Take down the clearly taken out of context clips and lies.
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He's barely 18 years old. If you heard his voice you'd think he's still not old enough to post on Kiwifarms.
JustStopDude
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Ah...so 12 years too old. I stand corrected
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I like how he pos-rated this post.
"That's correct, I am 18 and therefore too old to be attractive to Lord Mel... no... wait, shit! TOPHAT! TOPHAT!"
Desktop User2
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I´m pretty sure this dude looks exactly like Melton. The only way to have such a strong parasocial relationship with something as vile as Melton is if you look into a mirror and see (someone like) yourself somewhat "making it" on the Internet. Even the dude that thinks Melton is so hilarious he has to expose everyone at his gym to his comedic musings to the point of being tossed out isn´t this embarrassing of a sycophant.
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Never thought I'd find someone who manages to make Patrick Tomlinson's insults much more elloquent and tolerable. Christ.
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He needs to come back when his balls drop. Actually he doesn't, he just needs to fuck off forever.
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The only source of information that I have found so far, regarding Melton's previous relocation to LA is this:
It comes from a site called Podpedia that has an entry detailing the history of the Nobody Likes Onions podcast:
https://podpedia.org/wiki/Nobody_Likes_Onions
Archive
He then moved to New York for the same reason after presumably failing in LA:
Melton also once ran an online forum for comedians called Nobody Likes Me:
It comes from a site called Podpedia that has an entry detailing the history of the Nobody Likes Onions podcast:
https://podpedia.org/wiki/Nobody_Likes_Onions
Archive
He then moved to New York for the same reason after presumably failing in LA:
Melton also once ran an online forum for comedians called Nobody Likes Me:
Saylos
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Now I am just intrigued. I have seen him lose his shit over some black guy named Godfrey, but his streams are so low energy so I thought that was rare.
Nigga, how are you still this mad? @SaddamLanza Why are you obsessed with some dude old enough to be your dad?
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I'll give you a hint. Starts with an "a" and ends with a "tism". It's the only explanation for someone being so devoted to a nobody who alogs a nobody who was briefly associated with a somebody that became a nobody after discovering his love of coke and cuckoldry.
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Where's your fucking video defending patty melt, Citizen M @SaddamLanza?
Maybe spend less time top hatting virtually every post to show how not MATI you are and spend more time making your shitty defence video, huh?
Vaedophile's shitty book can come out before your gay video.
Maybe spend less time top hatting virtually every post to show how not MATI you are and spend more time making your shitty defence video, huh?
Vaedophile's shitty book can come out before your gay video.
johnnynoname
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I'm too old to know what it's like to grow up with having internet porn available 24/7, and on demand, however I do see how it can be "the devil" (or, (((THE DEVIL))) ) if that's the only thing you draw your sexual experiences from if you're a Zoomer
With that prefaced (and i'm not saying this for hyperbole) I feel that Citizen M would be much better off with a porn addiction than being a *smh* a sweeper for THE QUEEN!!
even if he became a "an hero", THAT would be better than sweeping for THE QUEEN!!
With that prefaced (and i'm not saying this for hyperbole) I feel that Citizen M would be much better off with a porn addiction than being a *smh* a sweeper for THE QUEEN!!
even if he became a "an hero", THAT would be better than sweeping for THE QUEEN!!
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@SaddamLanza / Citizen M / Chief MAP Defender
Has a history of planning new documentaries that never materialise.
4 years ago he was touting one about Robert Fisher, a man who allegedly killed his family in 2001 and went on to evade capture:
Link / Archive
He is still in the process of making the documentary as of Jan 2024:
Link / Archive
His new project for Oct 2024 is a video about Vic Mignogna's case, perhaps Citizen M should ask Melton to put him in touch with Rekieta, for a first hand account of where it all went wrong!:
Link / Archive
Has a history of planning new documentaries that never materialise.
4 years ago he was touting one about Robert Fisher, a man who allegedly killed his family in 2001 and went on to evade capture:
Link / Archive
He is still in the process of making the documentary as of Jan 2024:
Link / Archive
His new project for Oct 2024 is a video about Vic Mignogna's case, perhaps Citizen M should ask Melton to put him in touch with Rekieta, for a first hand account of where it all went wrong!:
Link / Archive
Guntkvd
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I heard that Melton bombed on Legion of Skanks and his appearance was scrubbed from the internet. Big if true, too lazy to find out.
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- Aug 25, 2017
I heard that Pat bombed on the toilet at his local Walmart and cleared out half the store.
Saylos
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He's like what? 18? That nigga should be out living life. Like, what satisfaction can he get being a janny for some hunchbacked behemoth who makes kid rape jokes? Yeah, I know he has the tism, but I am sure life has more to offer him than sweeping for Patrick Melton. Shit. He should do what other autists do like collecting Magic The Gathering Cards, building model trains, or becoming a tranny. At least if he trooned out he'd get some freinds his own age.
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- Nov 26, 2016
And here's the Patty Melt fan who disrupted Ape's Zoom hearing, prompting them to shut the whole thing down.
Why does every simp of Fatrick Pedtonne look like a nonce?
Guntkvd
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This Melton photo reminds me Generals
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- Nov 23, 2021
"It's pointless destroying my AI CP generators general! I have plenty of the real thing here in my base."
"Warning! Particle Beam detected!"